http://www.adultswim.com/games/game/index.html?game=surgeonchristmas

shit is not exactly easy

12/8/2008 2:37:35 AM

it still amazes me that AS games don't work in firefox

12/8/2008 2:48:16 AM

? worked for me, are you using ABP?

12/8/2008 2:50:08 AM

shit is getting me pissed off and now my arm hurts!!!!!!

12/8/2008 3:04:34 AM

too fucking hard

12/8/2008 3:05:40 AM

I am surprised at how hard it actually is.

12/8/2008 3:07:18 AM

alright I give up if anyone gets further than the 3rd guy i'm going to be pissed.

12/8/2008 3:19:08 AM

how do you get the wire out of the elf?

12/8/2008 3:25:42 AM

you don't till the end you shock it and then you see dots appear and have to cut it.

I wish they had longer timing. or a choice of difficultly.

12/8/2008 3:37:00 AM

well, i figured out to shock and cut. now i can't figure out how to get the bulbs out!

12/8/2008 3:37:43 AM

just like anything else you have to pull them slowly out.

12/8/2008 3:38:22 AM

i just cant get the thing to grip on it. what part do you click on?

12/8/2008 3:40:27 AM

you have to cut around the bulbs too, then remove, but after that i can't get the wire

12/8/2008 3:41:05 PM

Yeah I can't get the wire out either.

12/8/2008 7:07:13 PM

lol

12/8/2008 7:16:45 PM

you get the wire out last after you go inside and cut shit up.

12/8/2008 8:33:34 PM

dunno what the fuckshit im supposed to do after i cut the bulbs out and heal all his wounds. damn wire is still sticking out of his chest.

12/8/2008 11:25:29 PM

a dotted line appears you have to cut there and then you get the xray view of his chest

12/9/2008 12:41:58 AM

yep finally got it figured out, had to seal all the wounds.

now im just stuck in the frozen elf, but mostly just due to time constraints, ughh.

12/9/2008 1:10:22 AM

i cant fiure out what to do when im in the stomach....

12/9/2008 2:02:36 AM

thats what she said

12/9/2008 2:06:04 AM

I've tried the frozen elf for like 2 days now. you get to where you think its over. then you have time constraints and the last nest of ants that pops out.

getting irritated. i give up on it.

12/9/2008 1:06:09 PM

^I just tried that one for the first time... pretty aggravating game, but it's entertaining.

12/9/2008 1:18:09 PM

okay, i still can't figure out what to do with the wire. i use the stinger thing until some dots show up, but what actual tool do you use to cut? the chainsaw?

btw, you're evil to post this game right now...i should be working.

12/9/2008 1:23:50 PM

lol um you use the knife to pop the lights out. then use the knife to cut around the lights and the thongs to remove them.

12/9/2008 1:27:28 PM

my elf keeps dyig when i go into the stomach but i dont get why. i removed everything ut nothing happens

12/9/2008 1:29:11 PM

okay, i figured out the bulbs part, hah i'm slow. now just to get the wire out. fun fun.

12/9/2008 1:30:47 PM

no you have to go inside him. there is alot more there.

12/9/2008 1:41:06 PM

yeah, oddly enough, the cutting line never showed up when i originally pulled the bulbs out. i think it's because i left the wounds open too long.

i got inside, and cut open some, but then he started talking about the drill and i effed up.

really. must. stop. playing...

12/9/2008 1:42:53 PM

Goddammit

Sometimes, it just decides ignore what my mouse is doing, and ram the sticks back in to him, giving a TOO FAST! warning

what the fuck

12/9/2008 1:43:10 PM

you have to be seriously slow. i don't pull/move the mouse, i just hold my click down.

12/9/2008 1:44:44 PM

OMG i beat the cold elf

12/9/2008 1:56:56 PM

Quote :

"a dotted line appears you have to cut there and then you get the xray view of his chest"

For the wire?

There's no dotted line

12/9/2008 1:58:49 PM

you have to zap the wire 1st and remove the bulbs.

12/9/2008 2:10:44 PM

the polar bear was so easy compared to the frozen elf...wtf.

12/9/2008 2:17:44 PM

alright I just beat the damn game and now i am satisfied. the frozen elf by far was the hardest. santa was easy.

12/9/2008 2:22:37 PM

so i get everything out and then tape it up...but i cant burn them shut when i do it says miss

is there supposed to be a dotted yellow line to burn or am i missing something?

12/9/2008 2:23:59 PM

you have to tape first, til it says OK, then burn, then heal with pixie dusk


what the fuck do I get after mincer's eye? An antler? It won't let me place it anywhere.

12/9/2008 2:29:52 PM

yea but what/where do i burn, it keeps telling me WRONG AREA

12/9/2008 2:30:34 PM

What level are you on, and what are you working on?

12/9/2008 2:31:21 PM

first level working on the elf

I see the wound after i tape it up it looks lik -----|------ am i supposed to burn that little | part or what... the burning doesnt work for me, it just says WRONG AREA and he screams and dies from burns

12/9/2008 2:33:38 PM

You burn all along the burn, dragging from top to bottom. If you burn too long, it's not good.

Remove item
Tape
Burn
Pixie dust

12/9/2008 2:35:08 PM

the yellow bubble is like a speech bubble in cartoons. The part that would come from the mouth in a cartoon is what you're using. Burn the length of the wound, and no more. You'll get a green box of some kind.

Are you taping until you have a green box? if not, you'll get a WRONG AREA red box.

12/9/2008 2:37:52 PM

I prefer a pink box.

12/9/2008 2:38:25 PM

yae but if i try and burn at ALL it says WRONG AREA MISS

how the fuck is it the wrong area if im supposed to burn it...it works on some but not on others, wtf

12/9/2008 2:38:53 PM

i can't get the innards of the first elf fixed fast enough

wtf

cause his heart rate drops too low, but stupid pixie dust shot thing doesn't work either, or i'm not doing it in the right place

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 2:41 PM. Reason : ]

12/9/2008 2:39:08 PM

ahhhhhhh the taping till i get a green box

gotta do that

12/9/2008 2:40:27 PM

^^^If you want help, you need to be more descriptive

^^do a lot of healing burns, and putting out fires (leaf blower + blood sucked up, at the base of a fire) the whole time.
Use tongs to pick up the third left of the wires, eventually, you'll cut up the remaining whiles. and then pulling out some last stuff.

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 2:41 PM. Reason : ^jeeze, I only said it twice.]

12/9/2008 2:40:58 PM

ya use lots of tape. but be quick.

12/9/2008 2:43:20 PM

Some of you people need to go back to medical school.

I started to say that, but man is it stupid.

12/9/2008 2:44:09 PM