i heard that new bar, the ugly monkey, has this.

who's with me?

12/9/2008 10:31:44 PM

I'll go anywhere with you.

12/9/2008 10:32:03 PM

YARRRRR

12/9/2008 10:32:04 PM

k

12/9/2008 10:32:55 PM

seriously. there is word of a jack and coke slushie machine.

JACK AND COKE SLUSHIE MACHINE

12/9/2008 10:33:03 PM

yes it doo

been confirmed by my coworkerfriendperson

12/9/2008 10:33:06 PM

I will build you one if you will be my friend

12/9/2008 10:33:38 PM

ill be your friend anyway

12/9/2008 10:33:57 PM

can they put gentleman jack in it instead? that would be $

12/9/2008 10:34:11 PM

oh the ugly monkey

it is quite an experience

but the slushies DO exist. and they have jello shots. and if you are having trouble deciding on a shot, they have a giant wheel you can stand on the bar and spin

and stripper poles

think PBs with SLIGHTLY more class

12/9/2008 10:34:12 PM

Anywhere you go, I'll follow you down
Anyplace but those I know by heart
Anywhere you go, I'll follow you down
I'll follow you down, but not that far

12/9/2008 10:34:12 PM

pics are required
grab your camera pee7peestyler

12/9/2008 10:34:20 PM

the kind of friends who kiss on the lips instead of hug?

12/9/2008 10:34:51 PM

friends that fuck, dumbass.

12/9/2008 10:35:30 PM

i am intrigued.
and want to go.
(maybe next weekend)


who's down?

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 10:36 PM. Reason : ^lol]

12/9/2008 10:35:30 PM

i'll go if you dress like this

12/9/2008 10:36:29 PM

meee!

12/9/2008 10:36:56 PM

i guess i'll go with you joie.

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 10:37 PM. Reason : ]

12/9/2008 10:37:02 PM

^^^HAHAHAHAHAHHAH that caption is pretty good.

i still have that damn costume.

^^seriously. (i cant at all this week or weekend..maybe next? ill bump the thread)

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 10:37 PM. Reason : tuy]

12/9/2008 10:37:10 PM

BO P33P

12/9/2008 10:37:36 PM

I'll be in Raleigh for a few hours tomorrow if you want to get a drunk slushie for lunch

12/9/2008 10:37:42 PM

^cant tomorrow

12/9/2008 10:37:59 PM

i'm down joice

maybe i'll try zingo too

12/9/2008 10:38:52 PM

raincheck in january? that or come to charlotte sometime this month

12/9/2008 10:39:00 PM

when i had one ( i tasted a friends) it just tasted like plain jack. which is fine, but then what is the point of the slushie?

i hope they have perfected the art of making them by now. a little more coke taste would be cool with me.

12/9/2008 10:39:28 PM

YOURE SUCH A DRUNKEN HARLOT JOIE

12/9/2008 10:39:54 PM

^^^we can work this out

^^Im just curious about them. im not even that big of a jack daniels fan.

^what about our campaign? cant be spilling that kind of information.



[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 10:41 PM. Reason : SERE]

12/9/2008 10:40:13 PM

I'm so excited for an undetermined time.

12/9/2008 10:42:04 PM

we have a large drunkard base, this can only help

12/9/2008 10:42:13 PM

fair enough.
i guess the "harlot" could help out too.

12/9/2008 10:43:06 PM

i'm not 100% on what a harlot is, i just like that word

12/9/2008 10:44:31 PM

we went there on opening night and the bartender handed me one in a shot glass and like an idiot, i took it like a shot

WORST BRAINFREEZE EVER

12/9/2008 10:45:25 PM

awesome

12/9/2008 10:45:48 PM

^^ahhh geez

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 10:46 PM. Reason : ^]

12/9/2008 10:45:48 PM

u mad? jk

12/9/2008 10:46:13 PM

I'm all for harlots in Charlotte

12/9/2008 10:46:20 PM

ehehe you rhymed.

12/9/2008 10:46:43 PM

its an ok place

opening night was fun because word hadnt gotten out yet and we got a lot of free drinks

we went back the saturday after thanksgiving and it was awful

the music was INSANELY loud and a guy bartender was dancing on the bar/pouring liquor into girls mouths

it was like a dude version of coyote ugly

very douche-y

12/9/2008 10:49:14 PM

hmm, your ideas are intriguing to me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter

12/9/2008 10:50:57 PM

^^ that is kinda how it was like when i was there

that is why i said it was like PBs but slightly classier

12/9/2008 10:51:39 PM

i dont think i would go back

jackpot/teh goat/PR FO LIFE

12/9/2008 10:53:14 PM

I don't like jack and coke...

But I love Zingo! Def give that a try bill...U'll be most pleased

12/9/2008 10:55:00 PM

What about capn and coke slushie instead?

12/9/2008 10:55:41 PM

EWWWW captain morgan

will not drink

12/9/2008 10:56:15 PM

im down joie

we went last week and it was fun, but i didnt know abotu this machine...


I need to be all over this.

12/9/2008 10:58:52 PM

ohmigod i love capn

12/9/2008 10:59:59 PM

i like captain and coke and jack and coke.

gentleman jack and coke is superior to both.

12/9/2008 11:01:26 PM

cody and i just got done cheering this little guy on.

12/9/2008 11:02:20 PM

You can't ask for a capn and coke and then get a jack and coke by accident. That REALLY fucks with the tastebuds.

It's like expecting milk but really drinking orange juice.

12/9/2008 11:06:59 PM

that mouse is amazing

12/9/2008 11:10:55 PM