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ThePeter
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2023392.ece



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"A BOFFIN too busy to find real love has INVENTED his idea of the perfect woman – a female ROBOT.

Inventor Le Trung, 33, created Aiko, said to be “in her 20s” with a stunning 32, 23, 33 figure, shiny hair and delicate features.

She even remembers his favourite drink and does simple cleaning and household tasks.

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"Fem-bot" Aiko, who has cost £14,000 to build so far, is a whizz at maths and even does Le’s accounts.

Le, a scientific genius from Brampton in Ontario, Canada, said he never had time to find a real partner so he designed one using the latest technology.

He said he did not build Aiko as a sexual partner, but said she could be tweaked to become one.

Odd pair ... Le with his robot girlfriend

Odd pair ... Le with his robot girlfriend

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“Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm and reacting to touch as if she is playing hard to get or being straight to the point,” he said.

The former software programmer has taken out credit cards and loans, sold his car and spent his life savings on perfecting the machine.

“I want to make her look, feel and act as human as possible so she can be the perfect companion,” said Le.

The odd looking pair go out for drives together in the Canadian countryside, before sitting down at the dinner table, but Aiko never eats anything.

Le said: “So far she can understand and speak 13,000 different sentences in English and Japanese, so she’s already fairly intelligent.

“When I need to do my accounts, Aiko does all the maths. She is very patient and never complains.”

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The fem-bot has a touch-sensitive face and body so she reacts if shown affection or hurt.

“Like a real female she will react to being touched in certain ways. If you grab or squeeze too hard she will try to slap you. She has all senses except for smell,” he said.


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Le, a child genius who was put in a class for talented youngsters, made his first robot when he was just eight years old.

He began work on Aiko two years ago in the home he shares with his brother.

But the stress of working on such a difficult project became too much for Le and he suffered a mild heart attack in November last year.

“It was shocking to have a heart attack at the age of 33,” he admits. “But the doctors said I’d been doing too much.

“I may need to have Aiko look after me one day.

“She doesn’t need holidays, food or rest and she will work almost 24-hours a day. She is the perfect woman,” he said.

“People have mixed reactions when they meet Aiko,” he said.

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“They either love or hate her. Some people get angry and accuse me of playing God. Once someone threw a rock at Aiko. That really upset me.

“But many people are fascinated by her.

"Women are generally impressed and try to talk to her. But the men always want to touch her, and if they do it in the wrong way they get a slap.”
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[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 12:00 PM. Reason : /b]

12/10/2008 11:55:05 AM

JohnnieWalkr
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man, if youre going to attach a long ass article to a funny picture, you need to bold something


i mean really, this is just inconsiderate

12/10/2008 11:56:14 AM

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i either want a real doll or a chick from russia.

but not like a mail order chick. i saw a russian chick yesterday that was hot as fuck. She had on like a grey communist petticoat jacket thing and like Fuschia/Magenta tights. Supple tits, but she was probably like 14 so i didn't hit on her

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12/10/2008 11:56:57 AM

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^^agreed


that doll/robot looks about 10yrs old.

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 11:57 AM. Reason : -]

12/10/2008 11:57:20 AM

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paging qntmfred

12/10/2008 11:59:11 AM

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There i embedded it

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12/10/2008 11:59:26 AM

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^^ haha

when i saw the thread title i thought it was gonna be some flash game or something and i was gonna come all up in here and blow some minds like "wait till we get robot spouses"

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 12:00 PM. Reason : pmonk <3]

12/10/2008 11:59:31 AM

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hell it would have been cheaper just to actually find a real one

12/10/2008 12:00:03 PM

ThePeter
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Fine, have your god damn bolds

12/10/2008 12:00:38 PM

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btw this is super [old] that vid was posted on here like last november

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12/10/2008 12:01:41 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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lol thanks


now im going to start requesting shit all the time in threads

12/10/2008 12:02:05 PM

ThePeter
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^^
Quote :
"By STAFF REPORTER

Published: Today
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But yeah it looked familiar

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 12:04 PM. Reason : lkj]

12/10/2008 12:03:52 PM

Lucky1
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Wierd motherfucking chinks.

12/10/2008 12:09:28 PM

simonn
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i would say this is creepy, but he doesn't have anything sexual in mind... so i'm just going to say it's very impressive.

12/10/2008 12:16:55 PM

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he needs to mix this with realdoll, and give it a skank expansion if he wants to make the $$$.
no one is going to buy a wife that just bitches at you.

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12/10/2008 12:17:18 PM

simonn
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no, but people will buy androids if they're useful.

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 12:23 PM. Reason : so basically, receptionists need to watch out!]

12/10/2008 12:21:59 PM

ThePeter
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you can obviously tell the guy gets all of his girl info from anime, because that's all the women there do. slap people if they're inappropriately touched

12/10/2008 12:24:42 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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this shit is stupid


what ever happened to being normal?


pursuing real life girls is too conformist now?

12/10/2008 12:25:47 PM

simonn
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^ you're missing the point here.

12/10/2008 12:26:49 PM

Arab13
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.... not surprised by this much

12/10/2008 12:27:01 PM

ThePeter
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Quote :
"Le, a scientific genius from Brampton in Ontario, Canada, said he never had time to find a real partner so he designed one using the latest technology."


Missed this quote. I don't have enough time to go out and find a girl, so I'll just build an adroid.

wait, wat?

12/10/2008 12:28:24 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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Quote :
"Le, a scientific genius from Brampton in Ontario, Canada, said he never had time to find a real partner so he designed one using the latest technology.
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how am i missing the point?

this idiot doesnt have time to find a girl, but time to build one


thats pretty fucking cut and dry if you ask me



^beat me to it

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 12:30 PM. Reason : .]

12/10/2008 12:30:08 PM

simonn
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so this dude, on his own, built an android that interacts w/ you, can read, recognizes faces etc etc, and you're only thought is 'what a loser, go get a real girl'.

i think it's safe to say you missed the point.

12/10/2008 12:36:26 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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nope, i think its safe to say i prefer social interaction and women over solitude and robots


no amount of your nerd-defense is going to change my mind on the topic

12/10/2008 12:37:47 PM

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Quote :
"Le, a scientific genius from Brampton in Ontario, Canada, said he never had time to find a real partner so he designed one using the latest technology.

The former software programmer has taken out credit cards and loans, sold his car and spent his life savings on perfecting the machine."


So this guy's a genius, and yet he can't figure out why he can't get a REAL woman?!

12/10/2008 12:45:16 PM

Callaway
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Cherry 2000?? Fo realz!

12/10/2008 12:45:39 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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^^youre obviously missing the point

12/10/2008 12:47:00 PM

simonn
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take the "wife" aspect out and look at what he actually built.

12/10/2008 12:48:15 PM

ThePeter
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Its been built before, just without the dollface. Its not ground breaking, its just creepy.

12/10/2008 12:49:23 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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yeah, he built a fucking robot, awesome


that wasnt the point of the article or the thread


take your condescension elsewhere

12/10/2008 12:50:59 PM

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I wonder how long it takes to create a program for handjobs and happy endings

12/10/2008 12:56:34 PM

Republican18
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because building a robot is far less time consuming than posting an add on a dating site and hitting on fat chicks

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 2:26 PM. Reason : .asians]

12/10/2008 2:26:13 PM

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WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

IT'S HURT.

12/10/2008 2:42:07 PM

djeternal
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that guy takes dork to a whole new level

12/10/2008 2:49:16 PM

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This reminds me of Lars and the real girl
http://www.larsandtherealgirl-themovie.com/

12/10/2008 2:52:12 PM

StillFuchsia
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^ good movie

12/10/2008 3:35:51 PM

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actually, building one is far cheaper than having a real one.

real wives just hang around and spend your monies on useless things like shoes, etc.

12/10/2008 3:40:39 PM

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fuck real wives, I just lih

12/10/2008 3:42:55 PM

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Quote :
"I do not like it when you touch my breasts"


I wonder how many times he's heard that one. He probably programmed that one from experience.

12/10/2008 3:56:38 PM

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^ president of the tuff guy association

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12/10/2008 3:59:51 PM

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Quote :
"Inventor Le Trung, 33, created Aiko, said to be “in her 20s”"


more like in her 10's

12/10/2008 4:02:02 PM

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Quote :
"This reminds me of Lars and the real girl
http://www.larsandtherealgirl-themovie.com/

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I was about to say this, just watched that the other day haha

12/10/2008 4:23:25 PM

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