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Dammit100
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so yesterday, I saw one where the woman said, mid-coitus, "fuck me like you'd fuck me in the privacy of your own home"

12/10/2008 1:17:58 PM

BigMan157
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well alright then

12/10/2008 1:19:11 PM

Dammit100
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feel free to add.

12/10/2008 1:20:13 PM

ALkatraz
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Feel free to not make any more threads

12/10/2008 2:15:50 PM

djeternal
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Who's your favorite New Kid?
Call me Joey
Call me Donnie
Don't make me get loose

12/10/2008 2:17:35 PM

Republican18
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I saw a porn once where this older guy fucks his teen daughters (18 of course) hot friend in his bed where is wife is asleep. So they are going at it for like 10 minutes while his wife is asleep next to them. As soon as he is done she of course wakes up and it went

Wife: "Tammy....Richard, What the FUCK"
Richard: "Shit"

12/10/2008 2:32:22 PM

simonn
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^ hahaha

12/10/2008 2:52:04 PM

Shivan Bird
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Girl walk onto a submarine and says to the Navy guy, "So how far down do you go?"

12/10/2008 3:03:56 PM

Big Business
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^^^ you gotta provide links lol that sounds hot as shit

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12/10/2008 3:06:56 PM

Republican18
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it was some trashy DVD my buddy found in the bargain bin at the porn store back in high school, who knows where that video is now

12/10/2008 3:21:25 PM

aph319
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but i poop from there

not right now you don't

12/10/2008 3:29:24 PM

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12/10/2008 3:52:08 PM

Cyphr_Sonic
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^ I think i recognize her

12/10/2008 4:14:51 PM

federal
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isn't it from that newgrounds/japanese game?

12/10/2008 4:22:06 PM

Big Business
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she's hot as fuck. cot damn

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12/10/2008 4:22:42 PM

Cyphr_Sonic
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^^ looks more like an anime... most likely its from the adult department of one of the anime producers i watch

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 4:38 PM. Reason : If anyone wants i'll start digging for a title after my exam]

12/10/2008 4:37:45 PM

raleighboy
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"Oh, yeah, take it like a bank manager!"

12/10/2008 4:40:39 PM

Big Business
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^^ dig now negro

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12/10/2008 4:41:42 PM

Cyphr_Sonic
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Shift_Nurses



the one in the mot is the one on the right... that was easier to find than i expected

12/10/2008 4:43:58 PM

aph319
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"Warning: Absolutely Not For children Normal People"


usually that stuff brings the lulz, this one made me

12/10/2008 5:11:13 PM

dagreenone
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^^
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"Night Shift Nurses (????, Yakin Byoutou?) is a Japanese erotic visual novel by Mink that has spawned a hentai anime series in 2000. The anime was released as ten censored OVAs (Original Video Animation), with two recap episodes (Episode 5.5 and Episode 10.5). The first five were released uncensored in North America in 2002 along with recap Episode 5.5. It is somewhat infamous for its very extreme depictions of sexual fetishes including scat, bondage and torture. Several sequels of this series were made: two official ones, three OVAs and a live-action movie. However, only the first ten episodes can be considered canon."


hmmm....

12/10/2008 5:18:51 PM

Big Business
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oh jesus i've seen night shift nurses before


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rofl

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[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 5:24 PM. Reason : rofl]

12/10/2008 5:23:37 PM

TheBullDoza
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"Who's your favorite New Kid?
Call me Joey
Call me Donnie
Don't make me get loose"


FTW

i heard..."spit on my dick like you hate it"....that's gotta be my favorite that I've heard

12/10/2008 5:26:50 PM

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