If I were only there this weekend:

http://nycsantacon.com/

12/11/2008 1:57:24 PM

12/11/2008 2:01:50 PM

ATTN: Snewf?

12/11/2008 2:02:38 PM

Quote :

"Will there be a text application to find and keep up with everyone along the way? Fuck that bullshit. Santa don't text. "

12/11/2008 2:55:21 PM

I'll make it up there one year....

12/11/2008 3:37:11 PM

Quote :

"Santa looks like Santa. HOLIDAY APPAREL IS MANDATORY. A Santa hat is not enough. Get a Santa suit. Buy a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit. Get creative: be a Secret Santa, a Santasaurus, Candy-cane, a Reindeer, a Chanukah Chicken, a goddamn latke, Stewardess Santa, Knight Rider Santa, Crusty Peace Punk Santa, the occasional Legless Reindeer, Chanukah Squirrel, Emo-Elf, or the Santichrist. Just don't wear your fucking jeans."

I want to go as a Chanukah squirrel ...

12/11/2008 3:43:39 PM

I want to go as a a goddamn latke.

12/11/2008 7:35:15 PM

I saw that shit on the Travel Channel. It looks crazy.

12/11/2008 7:52:17 PM