Feb 1st there will be a vacancy in my house just over a mile off Exit 291 in Cary-- convenient to everywhere.

3 Bed 2 Bath house 1550 Sq. Feet + 400 Sq Feet Sun Room Deck, 2 car car port, and storage building with room for your extra shit.

Rent + Utilities typically runs $500-550 per month. (This includes the HD package on Time Warner)

Some things you should be cool with
-Loud Noises (There's a band room, bonus if you play guitar/drums/bass)
-Regular schedule (I work 8-5)
-Beer (There's a kegerator)
-People (I have a decent ammount of friends over)
-Grilling
-Chilling!
Some things you should not be/do
-Sketchy (I don't want any of our shit to go missing)
-Bring sketchy people to the house (see above)

Lemme know if there is any interest.

12/12/2008 9:29:32 AM

this would be baller if i didn't already have a lease for like 9 more months

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/12/2008 7:22:44 PM

BTTT

58" Plasma and big ass stereo for blowing clothes off women... (FAILed to mention that part)

12/15/2008 1:08:01 PM

BTTT
Having a party tomorrow, prospect could come check out the scene to see how it works.

12/18/2008 3:57:15 PM

BTTT I'll post the craigslist responses I've been getting-- they are hillarious!

12/22/2008 9:30:26 AM

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"From: kate laurens Subject: CAN I FILL THE SPACE Body: Hello, How was your day?I saw your advert on craigslist that you have a room for rent, and i am interested in knowing the availability of the place and i will also want to know more about the place, neighborhood ,and the utilities included...? I am kate laurens,am a diplomat and am working presently for the united nations special Programmes.I like the kind of work am involve in because i travel all over the continent to seek diplomatic issue and act as watch dog between state actors and non state actors in the international environment.I just turned 26 some couples of weeks back,my mother is an American but my father is an Italian,i do speak Italian and English fluently,i love to live with clean people,caring,responsible,neat type. I'm 5'7' straight and i resides presently in atlanta.I will want to move in by Early January depending on the availability of the room ,I speaks English fluently ,so we have no barriers. I'll let You know more about me if i am to rent this particular room that you have to offer. I will be anxiously waiting for your next email Kind Regards "

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"From: angela jones Subject: Is the Place Still Open? Hello Rentor, My name is Angela Jones, i am an pediatric nurse and a make up artist as part time,i was opportuned to see and i read through your posting on craigslist.com concerning the advert you posted, i am expressing my sheer interest in taking up the room, what are the modalities in taking up the place, please have the requirements sent in these form *Total rent Required before moving in * Utility Bills I will be anxiously waiting for your email ,I want you to know that i really need the room now and i am the serious type paying rent ,when emailing me please tell me more about the place and more pics if you have...I am open to any type of lease.. Kind Regards Thanks"

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"From:Melanie Bunton Subject: January 15th move in date.. Body: Hi, How are you today?? Compliments of the season to you.I saw your ad on craigslist.com that you have a room available for rent.I still want to confirm the availability, and will appreciate to know more about you, the neighborhood and utilities as I'll need to have a place as soon as possible. I am a 27years female,an aussie by birth..I swim for fun and sometimes play tennis.I am willing to tell you more about me in the next mail. I will be coming with my car and little furniture.. will there be room for them?? Let me know if you have anything available for January 15th move in date.... Thanks and best regards! Melanie Bunton. (61) 321-779-3XXX "

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"Subject: am ok From: kate laurens Body: HELLO,thanks for the quick reply,well i must tell you i am really contented with the availability of the place but i believe that you'll be a nice person,I just have my dressers,computer table,kitchen utensils and a queen size bed,2 big luggage's and my car to be shipped....,well i would be securing the place with a deposit due to the nature of my jobs because am a busy type.I do often travel around and go places but i dont keep late night parties and am free from smoking and drinking.I love pets but do not have one,thanks hope to read from you soon,I also will want you to know that i have my car that i will be coming over with,and little of my furniture,please let me know if there will be room for them.. With all that i ve said above,I have told you more about me and a picture of mine will be attach in this mail or the next one.Let me also know how i can go about securing the place down before my arrival as i will also be busy from next week preparing to come over and let me know if you can take ad off the site as i am going to secure the place with a deposit. Here is my references: Chaucer Chaucer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Native language: US inglés/español Posts: 2,669 Home address:9601 Rosewood Pointe Terrace #204 Bonita Springs, FL 34135 Office Address:Gnv Fl 32614 "

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"Subject: am ok from: angela jones Body:Hi Thanks so much for replying my mail,I really do appreciate it,. I would have loved us to see before making any plan but the distance between us is the barrier,But will be okay if you can tell me more about the place and you. More about me again i am a humanitarian.My present address in South Dakota is 2102 N Lacrosse St Rapid City, 57701....South Dakota .I am the neat type,I like honest,responsible,trustworthy and hardworking people while I dislike lazy,messy,uncaring people and I love pets so much,am quiet and easy going person to live with. I'm 5'7' straight. i like touristic and,i don't keep late nights neither will i have overnight guest around. I was in my final year when my mum died,i lost my dad before i was born,I grew up with my uncle...I ve dream to be a medical doctor but i liked my uncle's work been a humanitarian worker, as i really liked his work and beliefs,i started working with my uncle,going places,Helping people. I have been a humanitarian officer,usa called us { social Worker} .for the past few Years ,we have involved in projects that includes orphans,orphanages,heart related diseases in children between the ages of 4-10yrs . My uncle is the controller of our humanitarian organization {GRAND TRUST FUND} not a recognized one but we pray that it will,In God good grace,Just some few weeks ago,My uncle traveled to Germany and he told me if i'll like to travel with him,But i thought of seeing him in Germany before i come ,since he went on making researches. I also thought of moving on ,so as to contribute more to the development of the organization. Our headquarter address is 28 North wick Park,Wat ford Road, Harrow,Middle sex HA1 3UJ, United Kingdom. Phone: +447024044288 Fax: +44 7030403330 Am sure You 'll really like the person that i am ,because i will also do the dishing if you like,I work when i am to and relax when i am to,I also like sharing my thoughts also....paying rent on time will not be a problem as i will also be making the rent fee before the month ends.... So i decided to leave south Dakota as to know how social workers there does and work with other social workers to get more experience ,so i planned to move in by the availability of the room..I'll also want to see more pictures of the place . More so,if there is any form am going to feel,you can send it for me to view,so i will tell you if am ok with it or not,then i will fill it once i arrive.Cos,is better to do that physically. Well,have accomplish my mission in South Dakota,the management of GTF(The organisation am working for instructed me to change environment,so that i can influence the rest of the states in United State and let them know that there is an organization called GT F,i think this will promote and develop the organisation..I work for them and they do pay me well,so i will be paying you every month regularly with no excuse... I must confess am comfortable with the price and I will want to secure the place down before my arrival so i will want you to tell me all about the place,as i can't see it before my arrival but the pictures...I also will want you to know that i have my car that i will be coming over with,and little of my furniture,please let me know if there will be room for them.. With all that i ve said above,I have told you more about me and a picture of mine will be attach in the next email,Let me also know how i can go about securing the place down before my arrival as i will also be busy from next week preparing to come over and let me know if you can take off the ad off the site as i am going to secure the place with a deposit Feel free to ask me any question. Thanks.."

12/22/2008 9:57:24 AM

What I want to know is simple:
If you are trying to scam someone why send two different messages from two different names-- obviously blowing your cover.

Help me burn this fucker with ideas...

12/22/2008 6:44:17 PM

TAYLOR,


HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF $47,500,000.00 (FORTY SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) INTO YOUR ACCOUNTS. THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED CONTRACT, EXECUTED COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5) AGO BY A FOREIGN CONTRACTOR. THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA APEX BANK.

12/22/2008 7:08:28 PM

I had more success in replying to housing situations wanted than putting up an actual ad....FYI

12/22/2008 11:40:09 PM

ttt

taylor is a fun roomate

12/26/2008 10:54:09 AM

HALP ROOMATE

1/2/2009 11:21:14 AM

HALP!

1/6/2009 1:32:43 PM

Help Computer

1/6/2009 1:54:51 PM

Quote :

"HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF $47,500,000.00 (FORTY SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) INTO YOUR ACCOUNTS. THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED CONTRACT, EXECUTED COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5) AGO BY A FOREIGN CONTRACTOR. THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA APEX BANK. "

lol

1/6/2009 2:59:52 PM

somebody's gotta need a place to live

1/8/2009 11:09:54 AM