because they're not

I might have laughed 5 times in my life at something a girl said

Girls think other girls are funny

But guys don't

Now, movies and TV are different...I laugh at Sarah Silverman and Tina Fey like everyone else

But in real life...I haven't so much as chuckled at something a girl said since 2004

12/12/2008 3:47:37 PM

people laugh at sarah silverman?

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 3:48 PM. Reason : like...her "jokes"?]

12/12/2008 3:48:11 PM

people laugh at sarah silverman?

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 3:48 PM. Reason : like...her "jokes"?]

12/12/2008 3:48:26 PM

girls are only funny when they tickle my balls

12/12/2008 3:48:39 PM

I am funny.

But I'm not sexy.


The two are usually mutually exclusive.

12/12/2008 3:49:20 PM

people laugh at sarah silverman?

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 3:48 PM. Reason : like...her "jokes"?]

12/12/2008 3:49:24 PM

people laugh at sarah silverman?

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 3:48 PM. Reason : like...her "jokes"?]

12/12/2008 3:49:39 PM

people laugh at sarah silverman?

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 3:48 PM. Reason : like...her "jokes"?]

12/12/2008 3:50:01 PM

Quote :

"I am funny. But I'm not sexy. The two are usually mutually exclusive."

12/12/2008 3:50:07 PM

i dont think^ qualifies for anything

12/12/2008 3:50:43 PM

i'd agree - girl comedians? *not funny, even silverman is a stretch - lampanelly is ok, but the majority arent



but my g/f is hilarious - the one exception

12/12/2008 3:51:03 PM

punchmonk has an excellent sense of humor.

12/12/2008 3:51:19 PM

people laugh at sarah silverman?

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 3:48 PM. Reason : like...her "jokes"?]

12/12/2008 3:51:29 PM

well i'm not so much funny like ha ha funny

i'm just witty and sarcastic so only certain people find it funny.

12/12/2008 3:52:41 PM

haha, it's true. The only times that I've laughed hysterically, the person that caused it had balls.

12/12/2008 3:52:51 PM

Quote :

"but my g/f is hilarious - the one exception "

she's not that funny

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 3:54 PM. Reason : but i only see her every now and then]

12/12/2008 3:53:46 PM

People that say they are funny, aren't.

When people tell you that you're funny, then you are.

Balls magnify results.

12/12/2008 3:54:50 PM

I say I'm funny cause other people say I'm funny. How bout that?

12/12/2008 3:56:14 PM

people laugh when i am around

i'm pretty sure i'm funny

even if i'm not trying to be ("at" v. "with")

12/12/2008 3:56:15 PM

Ok whatever, I laugh at sarah silverman because she kinda has a dude mentality

not all those shampoo and tampon jokes

Also Ellen Degeneres is pretty funny too

12/12/2008 3:56:18 PM

What about Margaret Cho??!

She is hi-larious when she TELLS IT LIKE IT IS

12/12/2008 3:56:19 PM

hey...fuck you buddy


i'm hilarious

12/12/2008 3:56:26 PM

he isn't talking about looks...

OH BURN

12/12/2008 3:57:52 PM

In a sober setting

with nothing to cloud the mind

Women lack the capacity to make men laugh

They can make each other laugh ("Becky OMG, you would not beLEEVE my date last night !"

but to men, they're utterly humorless

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 3:58 PM. Reason : x]

12/12/2008 3:58:24 PM

Have you ever had an audience? Then you know you're doing something right.

Comedy is 90% failure, 10% worth it.

Again, testicles.

12/12/2008 3:59:04 PM

* when drunk

12/12/2008 3:59:24 PM

^^^true dat

i'll fake a laugh out of pity, or simply to avoid awkwardness.

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 4:01 PM. Reason : ad]

12/12/2008 4:00:31 PM

people laugh at sarah silverman?

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 3:48 PM. Reason : like...her "jokes"?]

though G.O.D does make me laugh

12/12/2008 4:07:33 PM

it also could just be different senses of humor

i have a very very dry sense of humor

while most guys think farts and "thats what she said" comments are the bees knees (i don't know what that phrase really means so it is probably in the wrong place)

i think that stuff is stupid. though i don't go for tampon jokes either.

12/12/2008 4:10:07 PM

12/12/2008 4:10:20 PM

Quote :

"people laugh when i am around"

Me, too. I've usually just done something stupid, though. That or my visage is particularly baboon-like at the time.

12/12/2008 4:10:53 PM

hey...i'm a HUGE fan of the "that's what she said"

12/12/2008 4:11:21 PM

what exactly is dry humor ?

Is that like black comedy ?

12/12/2008 4:11:36 PM

thats what she said

12/12/2008 4:11:41 PM

keb - my g/f says ur funny, but i dont really agree

12/12/2008 4:11:44 PM

I have seen girls be really funny sometimes. Usually if they only make a funny comment when they think of one that's genuinely funny.


But usually the girls who think they are funny, and try to make jokes and comments all the time, fail spectacularly.

12/12/2008 4:13:47 PM

like curb or arrested development or the office even. dry, witty humor.

12/12/2008 4:13:54 PM

i agree with this thread...i hate fake laughing at broads

12/12/2008 4:15:02 PM

Quote :

"Usually the girls who think they are funny, and try to make jokes and comments all the time, fail spectacularly."

Amber Alert

12/12/2008 4:15:21 PM

Quote :

"punchmonk has an excellent sense of humor."

thanks, guy!!!
and I second the motion.

12/12/2008 4:16:01 PM

Oic

Will I wouldn't classify my humor as dry

but I'm not the kind of guy who bareass farts in people's faces when they're sleeping either

somewhere in between that

12/12/2008 4:16:04 PM

well once at the beach we found a dead squirrel and threw it on people if they passed out early and then took pictures. plus that isn't me being funny that is just having fun. and i guess it kinda has to be in context, otherwise it sounds kind of gross

i mean that is as close as i get to the bareass fart teabaggin guy humor.

(for reference)



that isn't me in the picture, although i too got squirreled.

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 4:19 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2008 4:17:11 PM

i do not know any girls that are funny. i do know many that think they are though

12/12/2008 4:17:23 PM

^^^^^^^oh lawd that reminds me of this dumb bitch in my chemistry class last semester

she used to make remarks all the damn time the whole semester

i wanted to punch the shit out of her

she thought she was funny, but I think the whole semester I only thought anything she said was witty ONCE.

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 4:17 PM. Reason : slow]

12/12/2008 4:17:26 PM

My friend is still a little too over the top, even for my low standards

He pisses on your feet when you're in the stall dumping and he's at the urinal next to you

That was funny when you're 14, but not so much when you're 24

12/12/2008 4:18:43 PM

Quote :

"well once at the beach we found a dead squirrel and threw it on people if they passed out early and then took pictures."

epic win.

12/12/2008 4:18:51 PM

I think a "funny" person is someone with a strong sense of humor that knows how to react to any situation they are given with a quick retort that amuses most people. Anyone can be funny if given ample time.

12/12/2008 4:19:48 PM

Quote :

"what exactly is dry humor"

Quote :

"Will I wouldn't classify my humor as dry"

putting a dead squirrel on someone isn't funny either, god YOU PEOPLE

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 4:21 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2008 4:20:31 PM

neither is queef sweat

12/12/2008 4:22:52 PM

HAHAHA I SEE WHAT WAS DONE THERE

12/12/2008 4:23:13 PM