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Between the E and X there is an arrow

This has been a Big Business presentation.

12/13/2008 9:30:17 PM

evan
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OMG SUBLIMINAL MARKETING

12/13/2008 9:30:59 PM

IMStoned420
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YOU ARE A HUGE FAGGOT CHRISTOPHER WALLS

12/13/2008 9:31:16 PM

Big Business
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dude get the sand out of your vag, then you can address me again.

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12/13/2008 9:32:00 PM

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I WILL ADDRESS YOU WHENEVER AND HOWEVER I FEEL BITCH

12/13/2008 9:32:26 PM

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for the record the sunkist secret is better than this one

12/13/2008 9:32:37 PM

Big Business
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what sunkist secret?

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12/13/2008 9:33:35 PM

IMStoned420
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THAT CHRISTOPHER WALLS LIKES TO SUCK DICK

12/13/2008 9:34:25 PM

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^lol

12/13/2008 9:35:13 PM

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you should get to know a few homosexuals, they aren't so scary.
kinda like how you should've gotten to know your roommate. see? he isn't so scary

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12/13/2008 9:35:22 PM

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http://www.doublesecretblog.com/2006/04/the_diet_sunkis.html

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"What do our choices in soda tell us about ourselves? Some -- like Diet Coke -- are so common as to be essentially meaningless. But others may have a story to tell about the people who drink them. For example, sleep-deprived college kids, wannabe hipsters and meth addicts alike all *heart* Mountain Dew. By the same token, Judge Smails famously offered Fresca to his friends. And of course I like to think that R. Kelly thoroughly enjoys Green River.

But what about some of the other, lesser-known drinks? What message do they convey? To find out, I went to my local grocery store and bought a bottle of the most absurd soda I could find: Diet Sunkist. Because it just didn't seem freakish enough to merely opt for an orange-flavored drink. No way. Every bone in my body told me that for the richest possible experience I needed to go diet, as well.

Diet_sunkist And what exactly did this exercise reveal? Back in the privacy of my own home, when I placed the bottle on my kitchen counter and poured myself a tall, refreshing glass, what was the verdict? What did The Diet Sunkist Moment tell me about myself?

Something like this:

"Dude, you just bought Diet Sunkist. You're a total dick."

From now on, I'm sticking with Mr. Pibb."

12/13/2008 9:35:43 PM

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evan i'm not reading all that shit.

bold something

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12/13/2008 9:36:17 PM

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HE'LL BOLD HIS DICK INTO YOUR MOUTH

12/13/2008 9:37:16 PM

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"the sunkist secret"


wut?

12/13/2008 9:37:45 PM

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DNL RELEASE THIS SECRET OR BY FIRE BE PURGED

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12/13/2008 9:39:08 PM

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u and n are connected

12/13/2008 9:39:25 PM

BigEgo
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I thought it was going to be cooler than that

12/13/2008 9:39:56 PM

drunknloaded
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i just said it was better than the fedex secret!! lol

12/13/2008 9:40:35 PM

Big Business
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thats not a secret...
thats just a bad design.

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12/13/2008 9:41:01 PM

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12/13/2008 9:41:26 PM

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I thought this was going to be a secret on how to get FedEx to actually deliver my packages on time.

12/13/2008 9:41:27 PM

drunknloaded
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fed ex aint a secret either...its just coincidence that the letters form an arrow

12/13/2008 9:41:34 PM

BigEgo
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the fedex one is cooler than the sunkist one. the eckerd one is superior to all (and still sucks)

12/13/2008 9:42:25 PM

Big Business
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^^ no dude, definitely a secret.

if its not a secret then why is the Ex a different color?

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12/13/2008 9:42:28 PM

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omg whats the eckerds secret??

12/13/2008 9:43:09 PM

moron
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Between the "e" and the "d" there is a measuring spoon

12/13/2008 9:43:24 PM

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"if its not a secret then why is the Ex a different color?"


lol whats the color have to do with forming an arrow?

[Edited on December 13, 2008 at 9:46 PM. Reason : ^google image search didnt show what you mean but oh well]

12/13/2008 9:45:54 PM

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the r and x are connected to make like RX for prescriptions and shit.

and there's a light shining down from the R like it's a spaceship abducting shit.

that r's delivering a message or something. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not.

12/13/2008 9:46:33 PM

Gzusfrk
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That, and it looks like a pill.

12/13/2008 9:47:43 PM

Big Business
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The R and X?

lol theres no x in Eckerds son

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12/13/2008 9:48:46 PM

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THE SECRET IS OUT. CHRISTOPHER WALLS LIKE PENISES IN AND AROUND HIS BODILY ORIFICES

12/13/2008 9:48:46 PM

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Sinkist.

12/13/2008 9:49:23 PM

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I WILL KILL YOU BIG BIDNESS

12/13/2008 9:51:48 PM

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I delivered ninety fed ex packages yesterday. My legs hurt.

12/13/2008 9:57:50 PM

Big Business
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f that
i'd quit that job every november and reapply in january

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12/13/2008 9:58:28 PM

IMStoned420
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THEY WOULDN'T HIRE YOU BECAUSE THEY DON'T HIRE BITCHES

12/13/2008 9:59:04 PM

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i like how a guy named IMStoned420 is trying to slander my name because he was talking shit about someone.

Maybe you should just go smoke some weed and chill the fuck out lulz

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12/13/2008 9:59:51 PM

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^^frugal qualm is a female

[Edited on December 13, 2008 at 10:00 PM. Reason : .]

12/13/2008 9:59:59 PM

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STFU ALREADY. KICK HIS ASS OR SHUT UP. jesus h. christ.

12/13/2008 10:00:07 PM

Big Business
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yeah dude, you know where i live, come kick my ass or stfu

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12/13/2008 10:00:27 PM

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IT'S REAL EASY TO TALK SHIT HUH BITCH?

[Edited on December 13, 2008 at 10:02 PM. Reason : ]

12/13/2008 10:01:41 PM

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lulz then shut the fuck up


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12/13/2008 10:01:51 PM

drunknloaded
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he lives across the street from imphoto

12/13/2008 10:02:11 PM

Big Business
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yeah so go to dnl's place then cross the street

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12/13/2008 10:02:36 PM

evan
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frugal_qualm is hot as fuck

12/13/2008 10:02:56 PM

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frugal_qualm, don't listen to evan, i don't think you look like a dude

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12/13/2008 10:03:17 PM

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she has glorious boobs

12/13/2008 10:03:26 PM

frugal_qualm
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lol, I work for my dad. There are two other women that work in the entire wilmington terminal, and one of them is my mom, who also works for my dad.

evan, I found a picture of us from when we did guys and dolls today when I was cleaning up my room at home.

12/13/2008 10:08:40 PM

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12/13/2008 10:10:13 PM

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waiiiit a minute

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12/13/2008 10:10:26 PM

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