... one stall over

*BRAAAAAP*plop*plop*BRAAAP*splash*plop*

"Oh yeah."

12/15/2008 3:12:40 PM

I will try and keep it down

12/15/2008 3:13:22 PM

was "Slow Ride" playing in the background?

12/15/2008 3:15:40 PM

maybe the koolaid man fell out of his butt

ever think of that?

probably not

12/15/2008 3:26:55 PM

take it eaaasssyyyyyyyy

12/15/2008 3:29:02 PM

i'm in the mood

12/15/2008 3:32:31 PM

and the rhythm is right

12/15/2008 3:33:07 PM

Quote :

"maybe the koolaid man fell out of his butt ever think of that? probably not"

LOL

12/15/2008 3:34:01 PM

*poot*

12/15/2008 3:41:40 PM

I suppose that is better than "Oh No!"

12/15/2008 3:43:43 PM

hey buddy
RELAX.

12/15/2008 4:23:02 PM

he was making mud bro.

12/15/2008 4:26:12 PM

all i know is that i arrived first for a piss, and he came in and let rip. i'm just glad i got out of there before the odor began wafting.

12/15/2008 4:55:20 PM

WHO DOES.....NUMBA TWO.....WORK FOR

12/15/2008 4:56:02 PM

bttt

12/15/2008 7:42:55 PM

Quote :

" DOO DOO BUTTER "

12/15/2008 8:09:38 PM

brap

12/15/2008 8:39:44 PM

start singing "plop plop fizz fizz..."

12/15/2008 8:39:51 PM

brap

12/15/2008 8:47:28 PM

pics or it didnt happen

12/15/2008 9:15:22 PM

i'll remember that for next time.

12/15/2008 9:47:45 PM

i take my mp3 player in the restroom

12/15/2008 9:49:08 PM

Quote :

"maybe the koolaid man fell out of his butt ever think of that? probably not"

bwahaha

12/15/2008 10:16:19 PM

Quote :

"i take my mp3 player in the restroom"

you should sing too

12/15/2008 10:23:42 PM

this reminds me of a blind guy at my law school that always narrates all his bowel movements
The other day i hear him mutter "explosive" while i was at the urinal.



it didn't sound that explosive.

[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 11:49 PM. Reason : f]

12/15/2008 11:48:57 PM

brap

12/16/2008 10:19:38 AM

^^haha goddamn

12/16/2008 10:21:10 AM

Okay, new story for today.

If you're going to be in the restroom for a few minutes, and the windows can't be opened, you should learn the value of the courtesy flush.

I have one co-worker that apparently doesn't know anything about this. His drawers lay all around his feet, and he apparently has an all-meat diet.

1/28/2009 3:47:48 PM

then the shit spray gets all over your ass...fuck a courtesy flush

1/28/2009 3:58:16 PM

if you have shit spraying on your ass, i think you're doing it wrong.

1/28/2009 4:07:55 PM

nah, man, it's those high-powered toilets

1/28/2009 4:18:22 PM

1/28/2009 4:29:26 PM

Quote :

"nah, man, it's those high-powered toilets"

1/28/2009 5:31:23 PM

i'm still sayin' that if your bathroom has windows that can't open, a courtesy flush is the least you can do.

1/28/2009 8:26:04 PM

out of about 20 stalls, motherfucker comes and takes a shit right next to mine today

1/28/2009 8:28:21 PM

maybe he was tryin' to tell you something

1/28/2009 8:30:56 PM

was his foot tapping?

1/28/2009 8:31:17 PM

light a match....

1/28/2009 10:18:29 PM

Quote :

"maybe the koolaid man fell out of his butt ever think of that? probably not"

You win this thread.

Quote :

"I suppose that is better than "Oh No!""

You get an honorable mention.

1/28/2009 10:19:53 PM

were you TWWing from the shitter?

1/28/2009 10:20:10 PM

not at work.

1/28/2009 10:28:30 PM

Quote :

"maybe the koolaid man fell out of his butt ever think of that? probably not"

You win this thread.

Quote :

"I suppose that is better than "Oh No!""

You get an honorable mention.

I would just like to second tromboner's summary. As I scrolled it was like "LOL!!.... hm... hmm... LOL!!"

1/28/2009 10:33:12 PM

bttt. It vaguely concerns me that some people don't pay attention when a stall door is closed and locked. Having to yell "OCCUPIED!" twice, just to get them to go away, is irritating. There are other stalls, go fucking use another one.

2/13/2009 9:53:31 AM

maybe they thought that you were homosexual and wanted some play

2/13/2009 9:55:05 AM

we only have 3 stalls on my floor

yesterday there were 3 of us deucing at once

in perfect harmony

2/13/2009 9:55:44 AM

idk about you guys

but i can't poop when there's someone else in the bathroom

i always just like... freeze... when someone walks in, and i don't make a sound until they leave

idk why

2/13/2009 9:55:57 AM

Yay for working all by myself.

2/13/2009 9:56:10 AM

^^ I only do that when I know its going to be horrible-sounding, and i may know the person in the bathroom. at an unknown bathroom, who cares.

Also, who are these people who come in, piss at a urinal, and then just walk out. No flush (not an auto) no wash hands, nothing. The only possible explanations are that they are lazy and disgusting, or that they think their cock-germs are better than everyone else's (sp?), so they just make sure not to touch anything...except the door handle. There's always 1 or 2 at every place I work.

2/13/2009 10:01:36 AM

heh

i always flush

and then i do like a full scrub when i wash my hands

i always open the door with either a paper towel or my back

2/13/2009 10:02:36 AM

I'm actually at work taking a BRAAAAAP*plop*plop*BRAAAP*splash*plop
AT
THIS
VERY MOMENT

2/13/2009 10:10:45 AM