inspired by a bored moment at the BARRRRRRRRRRR tonight.

What's a pirates favorite beer?
PBRRRRRRRRR

What does a pirate smoke?
Cigarrrrrrrrrrr

What did the pirate throw at George Bush?
His Sketcharrrrrrrrrrs

What did the pirate get when he went to China?
Sarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs

Who is a pirate's favorite musician?
Sammy Hagarrrrrrrrr

What did the pirate get stuck in his teeth?
A pubic Harrrrrrrrr

What did the pirate get from when he went to central Africa?
aids

Where did the pirate go when he got on his ship?
Farrrrrrrrrr

What is a pirates favorite bible story?
Noah and the Arrrrrrrrrrrk

[Edited on December 16, 2008 at 2:24 AM. Reason : ]

12/16/2008 2:24:25 AM

ecu education.

12/16/2008 2:28:20 AM

Quote :

"What did the pirate get from when he went to central Africa ECU? aids"

12/16/2008 2:29:04 AM

^

12/16/2008 2:29:50 AM

What does the female pirate keep in her night stand?
Her vibratarrrrrrrrr

12/16/2008 2:30:48 AM

ok, some of these are a stretch.

12/16/2008 2:31:32 AM

haha not when you're sitting around at the barrrrrrr drinking.


Where is the pirate doing his Christmas shopping?
Tarrrrrrrrrrrget

[Edited on December 16, 2008 at 2:33 AM. Reason : ]

12/16/2008 2:32:05 AM

drinking alone

12/16/2008 2:33:18 AM

haha no, there were 4 of us making a fool out of ourselves.

Why didn't the pirate get the babysitting job?
He wasn't certified in CPRRRRRRRRRR


What do pirates see at the US/Mexico border?
Beanarrrrrrrrs

[Edited on December 16, 2008 at 2:37 AM. Reason : ]

12/16/2008 2:36:06 AM

Hey, who was that guy that was in The Bar this weekend?

Faaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreako

12/16/2008 2:37:09 AM

Quote :

"ecu education."

oh shit, icwydt.

lawl.

12/16/2008 2:47:46 AM

bahaha, this thread


$1

12/16/2008 2:57:33 AM

driving me nuts!

12/16/2008 3:03:08 AM

my aids joke is funny, but only if delivered with a straight face in the midst of an hours worth of "aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrssssssss"


"aids"

12/16/2008 11:46:42 AM

Brown Pants

12/16/2008 11:49:42 AM

I know one about a hairlip pirate.

12/16/2008 11:53:14 AM

This thread would have been a good idea 4 years ago for real.

12/16/2008 11:53:17 AM

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? Its rated R

12/16/2008 12:01:03 PM

What does a pirate do after eating chili?
farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrts

12/16/2008 2:50:04 PM