i got this email from someone earlier that i havent talked to in ages

and it reminded me that her friend raped me in high school

12/16/2008 9:35:51 AM

in NC? there is no statute of limitations

in NY? 5 years, IIRC

depends on the state

12/16/2008 9:36:38 AM

12/16/2008 9:37:08 AM

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"in NY? 5 years, IIRC"

ha ha thats what it is on law and order, it must be true!

12/16/2008 9:37:51 AM

guys can't be raped in NC

12/16/2008 9:38:03 AM

^^ que? that's what i recall from my criminal law course

^ true, for NC

12/16/2008 9:38:42 AM

yeah i dont doubt it. i'd imagine in NC you could be raped and get the rapist pregnant and end up in jail for not paying child support

^ i wasnt cracking on you, douchebag. chill out

12/16/2008 9:39:23 AM

no, YOU'RE a douchebag!!!

and a rape victim, haha!!!

[Edited on December 16, 2008 at 9:40 AM. Reason : .]

12/16/2008 9:40:37 AM

12/16/2008 9:42:32 AM

I am offended by this thread, because I have been raped before.

12/16/2008 9:43:08 AM

and it wasnt "rape" in the sense of PENETRATION

but i'd imagine that if the roles were reversed, i'd still be in jail.

i was shitfaced drunk in a hotel room party thing and this girl got in the bed with me

(and touched me there)

12/16/2008 9:43:33 AM

yeah no kidding.

if the roles were reversed and I had stuck my weiner in her vajayjay while SHE was asleep, they would have put me under the jail

12/16/2008 9:45:48 AM

^,^^LOL that cracked me up



[Edited on December 16, 2008 at 9:48 AM. Reason : ^]

12/16/2008 9:47:24 AM

goddamn vagina monsters

12/16/2008 9:52:26 AM

was she at least hot as fuck?

12/16/2008 9:53:25 AM

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"guys can't be raped in NC"

what if you are ass fucked by another dude against your will?

12/16/2008 9:55:24 AM

Debo really held me down and stuck it my butthole judge.

12/16/2008 9:56:05 AM

I think it would be... like... something about sodomy.

But in NC rape is only the vag IIRC.

12/16/2008 9:57:29 AM

nope. in NC, rape is defined by forced vaginal penetration. dudes don't have vaginas, so they can't be raped.

they can only be sexually assaulted, which carries a milder sentence/punishment

12/16/2008 9:58:00 AM

so if I rape a chick in her ass, it is a milder sentence?

12/16/2008 9:58:50 AM

i got raped at prom my jr year. didnt want to get with the bitch, i went with her to get wiher friend. i woke up from being drugged with my cock inside of her.

[Edited on December 16, 2008 at 10:18 AM. Reason : lolspell]

12/16/2008 10:00:01 AM

^^ I would like an answer on this so I know how to proceed in the future

12/16/2008 10:07:19 AM

It probably would give you a slightly lesser sentence.

12/16/2008 10:13:38 AM

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"was she at least hot as fuck?"

12/16/2008 10:18:45 AM

well, since anal sex is completely illegal in this state, you might be charged with two crimes - sexual assault and something akin to crimes against nature (i don't know what it'd be called on the books)

12/16/2008 10:19:28 AM

blah, my lawyer could probably get that crimes against nature shit dropped.

12/16/2008 10:22:24 AM

my legal team is so good, i could fuck a horse and get away with it!

12/16/2008 11:51:18 AM

I'd say it should be up to a jury of your peers as to how long you'd stay in jail for vagial rape / sodomy relatively

12/16/2008 11:55:38 AM

yeah well you're black, so your opinion doesn't matter

12/16/2008 11:56:29 AM

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"YOU ARE BLACK"

12/16/2008 12:04:42 PM

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"since anal sex is completely illegal in this state"

Wait wait wait... what?

12/16/2008 12:05:57 PM

in NC getting caught having buttsex results in a charge of "crimes against nature"

12/16/2008 12:07:40 PM

jeez, i heard this thing on "law and order: special victims unit" the other day

the lady had perennial tearing from sodomy

since i took anatomy class i know what that meant

ripped taint

12/16/2008 12:21:18 PM

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"well, since anal sex is completely illegal in this state, you might be charged with two crimes - sexual assault and something akin to crimes against nature (i don't know what it'd be called on the books)"

Well, "crimes against nature" laws have already been overturned on a federal stage (a court case from Texas overturned their sodomy law), so it'd most likely get dropped on appeal (or pushing it into higher courts) since there's a precedent for it.

[Edited on December 16, 2008 at 12:22 PM. Reason : http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/06/26/scotus.sodomy/]

12/16/2008 12:22:09 PM

hot as fuck

12/16/2008 12:22:27 PM

^^^^ i think oral sex is included in that as well

also, IIRC, these laws were enacted to make prostitution of any kind illegal

^^ oh, i wasn't implying that they would really stick or anything...i think they're there for the same reason the marijuana tax stamps law is there - to give them a reason to arrest you while they work on something more substantial

*shrug*

[Edited on December 16, 2008 at 12:24 PM. Reason : .]

12/16/2008 12:23:00 PM

yeah, oral sex is included in that law

[Edited on December 16, 2008 at 12:24 PM. Reason : .]

12/16/2008 12:23:29 PM

So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West side.

12/16/2008 12:26:08 PM

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"blah, my lawyer could probably get that crimes against nature shit dropped."

Just like how I got her panties dropped.

12/16/2008 1:29:57 PM

^^ ahh hahaha

^ nah, your lawyer doesn't have to drug you and/or hold you down

12/16/2008 3:11:17 PM