I just remembered I had 3 lotto tickets in my car and checked the numbers from the december 3rd powerball numbers!

I got 4 regular numbers and the powerball!!!
16-20-21-25-55 Powerball 3

$10,000 suck my dick!

12/18/2008 12:57:52 PM

first

12/18/2008 12:58:41 PM

Oh Boyeee!

12/18/2008 12:58:54 PM

my aunt's lotto group at work got 4 regular numbers and the powerball this year

12/18/2008 12:59:31 PM

proof?

12/18/2008 1:14:33 PM

i have to words for you. They are whoopty and do.

12/18/2008 1:16:31 PM

YOU GONNA GET TAXED!!!

12/18/2008 1:18:13 PM

I'll scan the ticket and post it after I cash the ticket.. I have to cash it at the lotto headquarters apparently.

12/18/2008 1:19:13 PM

taxes or not, that's still about $6,500 he didn't have before

can i be your friend?

12/18/2008 1:19:27 PM

well...

probably only about $5k

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 1:21 PM. Reason : thanks to the fiscal liberals]

12/18/2008 1:20:35 PM

I get a huge bonus once a year that almost comes close to this value, and I get hit with about 35% taxes. That's how I figured it.

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 1:23 PM. Reason : s]

12/18/2008 1:22:58 PM

I made this thread back in July or something

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12/18/2008 1:23:02 PM

it came out to a little over $6k for my aunt's group i believe

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 1:23 PM. Reason : they tax it on the spot too. you don't have to report it.]

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 1:24 PM. Reason : government sure as hell isn't gonna let you have their time value of money]

12/18/2008 1:23:04 PM

hell yes, I'm going to buy a motorcycle

12/18/2008 1:29:13 PM

this reminds me to do exactly that

hold on, checking

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 1:33 PM. Reason : nada ]

12/18/2008 1:30:06 PM

damn, $6k would get me right where I need to be. I guess I need to start playing the lottery

12/18/2008 1:31:12 PM

Don't say time value of money it makes you sound like I'm an idiot

12/18/2008 1:31:14 PM

I'll only be impressed when someone wins the multi million dollar jackpot, then I will promptly suck his or her dick or vagina for a little on the side.

12/18/2008 1:32:22 PM

I was one number away from buying this website and suspending evan

12/18/2008 1:32:32 PM

^^ you realize that would make you a prostitute, right?

12/18/2008 1:34:16 PM

i STILL want to see stats on:

number of wins from user-picked numbers

VS

number of wins from randomly-generated numbers

i always go random and never won more than $10

12/18/2008 1:35:15 PM

If someone had 20 dollars why wouldn't they get a pro to suck their dick, let alone millions. I certainly wouldn't go to some amateur that looks like Frankenstein's monster.

12/18/2008 1:35:54 PM

^^ my mom plays the same numbers every week, and she has had about the same outcome as you.

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 1:36 PM. Reason : a]

12/18/2008 1:36:02 PM

If I have to settle for being called a prostitute while earning my million then that's ok with me.

12/18/2008 1:36:22 PM

Quote :

"WHICH HAS THE BETTER CHANCE OF WINNING: COMPUTER PICKS OR PLAYER PICKS? About 70% to 80% of purchases are computer picks. About 70% to80% of winners are computer picks. Perhaps just one of those weird coincidences? "

http://www.powerball.com/pb_contact.asp

12/18/2008 1:36:47 PM

^^wow, I guess dignity and self-respect does have a price

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 1:37 PM. Reason : a]

12/18/2008 1:36:56 PM

godamn lol

12/18/2008 1:37:30 PM

For the million dolla holla!!!!

12/18/2008 1:38:13 PM

why would someone pay $1million for something they can get for free by just sending you a PM?

12/18/2008 1:39:54 PM

Why would anyone pay to bang you, when you can bang a virgin that looks far better? Not that I would pay to bang any broad.

12/18/2008 1:41:04 PM

lolol Wow, you sure pegged me!

12/18/2008 1:41:11 PM

bigman, i saw those stats on some tv show once. the count was overwhelmingly in favor of the random numbers, but i'm not sure what the percentages of wins showed. many more people go with random numbers. in other words, if 90% of wins come from random numbers, but 90% of tickets have random numbers, your chances are the same either way. i'm not sure if this was the case though.

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 1:43 PM. Reason : haha, reading jethro's post i guess it's the same either way]

12/18/2008 1:42:01 PM

that virgin chick at the Bunny Ranch hasn't been banged yet? damn, how long are they taking bids?

12/18/2008 1:42:46 PM

obama's gonna take half

12/18/2008 1:43:17 PM

pm sent

12/18/2008 1:45:08 PM

I have a confession to make..

I didn't really win the lottery, but I'm getting better at it with practice.

12/31/2008 5:05:44 PM

I was going to congratulate you for winning the lottery. In light of new information, I will congratulate you for your honesty and your diligence in your goals.

12/31/2008 5:09:41 PM

a true gentleman you are

12/31/2008 5:12:06 PM

Quote :

"I made this thread back in July or something"

message_topic.aspx?topic=497762

ok so it was october of last year but i still called it

12/31/2008 5:15:32 PM

yeah quantum, you were close to stealing my thunder when i first posted this.. these tww'ers can be quite gullible at times.

12/31/2008 5:18:03 PM

for reals. whenever i get bored, i lie to tww. i'm still a good person though, right? right?

12/31/2008 5:19:19 PM

sure

12/31/2008 5:23:34 PM

^^ absolutely, I like to be able to lie and then follow that up with a good ole fashioned "suck my dick" exclamation point.

12/31/2008 5:25:03 PM

Quote :

"OH MY WOW"

12/31/2008 5:25:51 PM

i use to play deal or no deal and then started losing

12/31/2008 5:41:30 PM

^ the TV show or is this some kind of spin off that I will be needing to know about?

12/31/2008 5:59:06 PM

bump

2/9/2009 9:47:05 PM

who the fuck would pay kiwi a million for head

i'd pay her 5 bucks to stay the fuck away from me

2/9/2009 10:02:45 PM

i'd pay her $20 to give ^ brainnnsss

2/9/2009 10:06:08 PM

I'd give kiwi 100 dollars to swim around in a kiddie pool of oil and then let >10 men piss on her

2/9/2009 10:30:22 PM