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"PORT ST. LUCIE — Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday. The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair. The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it," the report states. She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman. As she went to sniff her husband's penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene. Police saw bruises and red marks on the victim's mouth, legs and arms. She became uncooperative when told a warrant would be filed for her husband's arrest."

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/17/port-st-lucie-police-seek-warrant-alleged-beater-g/

12/18/2008 4:39:16 PM

i heard about this on the radio this morning

i lol'd my face off in the shower

12/18/2008 4:40:09 PM

this is right up there with that cheeseburger incident

12/18/2008 4:41:23 PM

You guys have obviously never seen Baby Boy

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 4:42 PM. Reason : a]

12/18/2008 4:41:54 PM

BITCH, WHAT DAT SMELL LIKE?

12/18/2008 4:41:56 PM

why you comin' home

12/18/2008 4:42:06 PM

http://anythingblack.net/let-me-smell-your-dik-music-video

12/18/2008 4:43:33 PM

not quite the same, but still

12/18/2008 4:43:46 PM

^gg

12/18/2008 4:44:53 PM

A+ 10/10 4 stars 5 Diamonds

12/18/2008 4:45:03 PM

damn I came in here to post the SMELL YO DICK song!

somethin's goin on
can I smell yo dick

12/18/2008 4:45:34 PM

can a woman really recognize another pussy's scent?

12/18/2008 4:47:37 PM

^^You can smell it, baby. You can taste it, too.

^They ain't snowflakes homey

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 4:49 PM. Reason : a]

12/18/2008 4:48:07 PM

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"can a woman really recognize another pussy's scent?"

yes.

12/18/2008 4:48:41 PM

UHHH YES

12/18/2008 4:49:08 PM

I don't think it's the smell of another specific vagina, as opposed to, "we haven't had sex today, lemme see if you smell like you have."

12/18/2008 4:49:16 PM

Bitches be hatin'
wes be ridin'
astro glidin'
never caught lyin'
but bitches be tryin'
bitches be smellin'
smellin' yo dick
smellin' yo dick
smellin' yo dick

12/18/2008 4:50:15 PM

yea.. i wasn't gonna go into details..but that's basically the idea. i've only been in that situation once

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 4:50 PM. Reason : ^^]

12/18/2008 4:50:30 PM

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"this is right up there with that cheeseburger incident"

My first thought upon reading "warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife" was "WITH A CHEESEBURGER?!?!?!"

12/18/2008 4:51:31 PM

vinyl got it

I'm not sure I can tell whose pussy it came from, but I know when there's pussy on your dick.

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 4:55 PM. Reason : e]

12/18/2008 4:53:37 PM

I would have beat her ass too if she'd done that to me

12/18/2008 4:53:54 PM

So I guess his penis smelt like strange strange.

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 4:54 PM. Reason : .]

12/18/2008 4:53:57 PM

Proof that women are insanely in love with dick.

12/18/2008 4:54:17 PM

if my gf wanted to smell my dick, i'd let her.... after i crammed the thing down her throat a few good times

12/18/2008 4:56:19 PM

you know there's not enough to "cram"

12/18/2008 4:57:00 PM

You know our love
Will never stop, now baby
Just put your loving
In my box, now baby

Wrap it up, I'll take it
Wrap it up, I'll take it
Wrap it up, I'll take it
Wrap it up, I'll take it

12/18/2008 4:57:29 PM

cram indeed

12/18/2008 4:58:20 PM

12/18/2008 4:58:57 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8GTmX2G5w&feature=related

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 5:13 PM. Reason : bah]

12/18/2008 5:12:52 PM

LOL diva

penis in general has a distinct odor

12/18/2008 5:26:01 PM

punched her face

12/18/2008 5:27:37 PM

Quote :

"can a woman really recognize another pussy's scent?"

Yes.

12/18/2008 5:35:12 PM

Quote :

"You guys have obviously never seen Baby Boy"

haha, i thought this thread was refering to that at first.

12/18/2008 5:37:14 PM

Smell my dick wait a minute hold up see that’s how a bitch get her eyes swoll up and I don’t give a damn what yo homegurls seen when I was in the club what the fuck you mean they ain’t got no business eyein' me like dat
You ain’t got no business tryin' me like dat
I wun even feelin' Diamond like dat I was wildin' but I wasn't clowin' like dat
Dat’s alright dat’s okay gon head believe what yo homegurl say a nigga like me drink a lot of liquor meet a lot of bitchs take a lot of pictures
I might break bread wit one or two strippers but that don’t mean you got to pull my zipper
They think now think the whole town even doe I got dick to go around

12/18/2008 5:49:08 PM

12/18/2008 5:52:45 PM

lolol

12/18/2008 6:24:52 PM

damn women are stupid

12/18/2008 6:25:58 PM

it smells like light saber

12/18/2008 6:28:35 PM

I love lamp

12/18/2008 6:32:07 PM

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"Proof that women are insanely in love with dick."

fixed it for you

12/18/2008 6:38:05 PM

should have just talked him into a bj. he wouldn't have objected then.

12/18/2008 6:43:01 PM

Quote :

"You guys have obviously never seen Baby Boy"

12/18/2008 6:45:36 PM

What, is she a bloodhound?

12/18/2008 7:10:36 PM

you spelled penus wrong

12/18/2008 7:34:18 PM

p-nis?

12/18/2008 8:20:38 PM

lol k

12/18/2008 8:22:04 PM

speaking of wieners, has anyone tried extends?

12/18/2008 8:25:00 PM