The water company came by today when nobody was at home (all working) and shut off our water and left a notice saying we hadn't paid in 4 months. This is untrue, and my roommate proved to them over the phone (three way call I believe) with the bank showing that we've paid. Oh well they said, we'll come turn it back on tomorrow. They wouldn't come turn it back on after 5pm, b/c that's a $75 for being after hours.

NEVERMIND THAT IT WAS THEIR FUCK UP

Fucking monopolies

12/18/2008 8:23:35 PM

hahahah you're going to be smelly at work tomorrow

12/18/2008 8:24:25 PM

tell them you are a plummer and are going to tap into your neighbors water

12/18/2008 8:26:49 PM

lol, that's what you get from being a TKE

12/18/2008 8:28:36 PM

hahahhahahahahahah i like BigEgo's response

12/18/2008 8:29:31 PM

12/18/2008 8:30:59 PM

Quote :

"that's what you get from being a TKE"

for being a TKE? Glad that college education's working out well for you

12/18/2008 8:32:23 PM

PISSING CONTEST!!

12/18/2008 8:33:14 PM

I want in!

12/18/2008 8:33:28 PM

Borrow a pair of bolt cutters and cut the lock off the water valve box or valve itself (if they even locked it) and turn the water on yourself.

12/18/2008 8:33:35 PM

tell them you're JOE the plumber and if they don't reconnect your water ASAP John McCain will come to town and

GO AMERICA ALL OVER THEIR ASSES

12/18/2008 8:33:35 PM

i, too, has an edumacation

12/18/2008 8:33:40 PM

^^good thinking.

12/18/2008 8:34:20 PM

Quote :

"tell them you're JOE the plumber and if they don't reconnect your water ASAP John McCain will come to town and GO AMERICA ALL OVER THEIR ASSES"

BOOM baby.

12/18/2008 8:35:06 PM

fuck dat, i just live

12/18/2008 8:35:21 PM

I'm gonna start peeing in the yard on the water valve...that'll teach'em!

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 8:36 PM. Reason : k]

12/18/2008 8:35:47 PM

you can shower over here in the morning if you need to

12/18/2008 8:36:06 PM

fuck dat, just piss in their water supply

^damn tkes like showering together and shit.

12/18/2008 8:36:17 PM

only if you scrub my back.

12/18/2008 8:36:26 PM

by back he means ass

12/18/2008 8:36:56 PM

sue them for emotional damages in small claims court

12/18/2008 8:37:35 PM

I thought frat guys showerd in jaber bombs, so I thought the only issue was the toilet.

12/18/2008 8:37:47 PM

by ass he means penis.

12/18/2008 8:37:54 PM

lol

TKE

12/18/2008 8:38:14 PM

and by ass he means balls

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 8:38 PM. Reason : ^^whoa, I was gonna type that but I went will balls instead.]

12/18/2008 8:38:25 PM

^^^I was given a heads up before coming home, so I took care of most of the "other" business earlier

12/18/2008 8:38:53 PM

by penis she means vagina

12/18/2008 8:38:58 PM

any hot girls want to let me use their shower in the morning?

CassTheSass already turned me down

12/18/2008 8:39:54 PM

by vagina he means clown shoes

12/18/2008 8:40:24 PM

hold up. i never even offered.

12/18/2008 8:40:38 PM

it was insinuated

12/18/2008 8:41:45 PM

^she so wants some d man

12/18/2008 8:42:09 PM

go find a rib joint that's open and steal all the free wetnaps you can find

12/18/2008 8:42:24 PM

hahahhahahha if you need to come over and shower you're more than welcome but other than that i never offered and you never asked

12/18/2008 8:42:41 PM

shush they don't know that!

12/18/2008 8:44:09 PM

Quote :

"Pat: over the summer i went 5 days without showering"

12/18/2008 8:45:48 PM

They seriously sell the metal wrench you need to turn your water on/off for like $12 at Lowe's. I know this because we bought one for the rental house we have so we could dick around with the plumbing without flooding the place.

Get it, turn it on, and when the city is all "OH NO YOU DIDN'T" just remind them that you were paying the bills and that they're assholes for turning the water off.

12/18/2008 9:09:40 PM

i call bullshit

they wouldn't fuck with you like that if it truly was a mix up on their part

unless you are a huge pussy and just agreed that them not turning on your water was okay. you totally could have bitched and got your water turned on.

your manhood is directly proportionate to your ability to get what you want over the phone through anger and righteous indignation.

12/18/2008 9:12:57 PM

^^they lock it when they turn it off

12/18/2008 9:21:23 PM

buy some bolt cutters while you're getting the other tool then.

12/18/2008 9:22:02 PM

Quote :

"your manhood is directly proportionate to your ability to get what you want over the phone through anger and righteous indignation."

Signed.

12/18/2008 9:37:24 PM

Quote :

"i call bullshit they wouldn't fuck with you like that if it truly was a mix up on their part unless you are a huge pussy and just agreed that them not turning on your water was okay. you totally could have bitched and got your water turned on. your manhood is directly proportionate to your ability to get what you want over the phone through anger and righteous indignation."

Call it whatever you want man. The bill is in my roommate's name (a girl) and this whole thing went down when I was at work (and not informed). If you think there was more you could have done in that situation you're full of shit.

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 9:48 PM. Reason : k]

12/18/2008 9:48:11 PM

i had the same thing happen when i moved into my place.

had to argue with the stupid person on the phone as to why my water wasn't on when i moved in.

at least they came and turned it back on (after 5).

12/18/2008 9:51:29 PM

We had our water turned off for something that was our fault and i still had them out here after 5 for free

12/18/2008 9:54:31 PM

this thread makes me happy for the 50 gal/min well right behind my house.

12/18/2008 10:21:34 PM

because someone can really use 50 gal/min. that'd be one huge fucking pump

our mtn house has a well 1100 feet deep that produces about 45 gal/min. but the pump i think is rated for 12 gal/min. it's at least a few hp for that

12/18/2008 10:23:32 PM

y'all are pussies

i have a 50 gal/min pump in my 100 gal/min well and when i'm not using the water i just let it run in the fucking ditch. i'm the reason for that recent drought.



oh, sorry, just figured i'd continue with the pissing contest trend in this thread

12/18/2008 10:32:54 PM

The 50 gal/min is due to the fact that the well is used for agricultural purposes and we have 3 households of our family on the same farm.

12/18/2008 10:34:27 PM

WELL I LEAVE THE WATER RUNNING WHILE I BRUSH MY TEETH

12/18/2008 11:22:22 PM

set up

12/18/2008 11:24:26 PM