How do I love thee...let me count the ways.

qntmken rolls his eyes every time say I want to watch one of his movies. He is so great! Even in the Happening and Planet of the Apes.


It's such a good vibration
It's such a sweet sensation!!

12/18/2008 9:24:30 PM

I liked him in Boogie Nights.

12/18/2008 9:24:48 PM

I had sex with him once




once

12/18/2008 9:25:15 PM

"cmon cmon"

12/18/2008 9:25:33 PM

if I am ever likened to a celebrity, it's him. i don't see it, but i get it about 3-4 times a year.

12/18/2008 9:25:54 PM

I think they should make him appear in any movie along with the Funky Bunch as a reminder

12/18/2008 9:25:56 PM

wooooo...I see it Joel.

12/18/2008 9:26:50 PM

thanks for this thread. i want to rent studio 54. no~

12/18/2008 9:29:03 PM

12/18/2008 9:31:06 PM

you know those are pretty conflicting facial gestures, right?

i don't think i have a pic where I look like him.

12/18/2008 9:35:50 PM

its ok Joel...I see it.

12/18/2008 9:44:01 PM

?

12/18/2008 9:45:15 PM

OMG!! Antiques Roadshow!!! FTMFW

12/18/2008 9:45:45 PM

12/18/2008 9:49:43 PM

Say hello to ya motha for me

12/18/2008 9:53:03 PM

I really love him in Four Brothers and The Departed!!

12/18/2008 9:57:01 PM

i can see it joel!

12/18/2008 9:57:15 PM

^

12/18/2008 9:57:26 PM

how tall is marky mark?

12/18/2008 9:57:51 PM

it's good to see you

i like your beard

12/18/2008 10:21:19 PM

marky mark is the one guy who growas a shittier beard than i do

12/18/2008 10:23:08 PM

Quote :

"it's good to see you i like your beard"

i was in the perfect storm, did you see that movie?

Quote :

"Say hello to ya motha for me"

12/18/2008 10:25:47 PM

12/18/2008 10:30:14 PM

NOBODY was good in "The Happenings"

NOBODY

12/18/2008 10:42:33 PM

I really see it. woooo!!!!

12/18/2008 10:45:38 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

It took me a good minute to figure out you didn't post a picture of Marky Mark hahahaha. Although they don't look a like to me, I kept staring at the pictures of Joel thinking it was Marky.

12/18/2008 10:52:38 PM

The Big Hit is one of my favorite Wahlberg films
Four Brothers is up there as well.

12/18/2008 11:08:57 PM

Four Brothers is the heat.
Shooters overrated though if you ask me

12/18/2008 11:51:44 PM

IS THE MAN

12/19/2008 12:16:31 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f8nL_fmDCo

12/19/2008 1:47:11 AM

Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark
This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark
And when it kicks in you can hardly talk

12/19/2008 2:04:03 AM

I can understand you liking him.... but i can't condone you liking the happening

12/19/2008 7:23:16 AM

I produce a really shitty and pointless show on HBO, did you ever watch it

say hi to your mother for me

12/19/2008 7:25:39 AM

Shooter is one of the best movies EVER

12/19/2008 7:54:23 AM

feel it feel it

HUGE man crush

12/19/2008 8:45:40 AM

Quote :

"Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark This is how we used to make the party start We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark And when it kicks in you can hardly talk"

i'm surprised it took 30 posts for this to show up

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 9:32 AM. Reason : count]

12/19/2008 9:32:21 AM

joel looks like he is missing his yarmulke

12/19/2008 9:34:21 AM

passing resemblance

12/19/2008 9:36:07 AM

his role in The Happening was the single worst acting job ever in the history of the universe. bar none. compared to that, the actor from Troll 2: The Nilbog Horror looked like an Oscar winner.

12/19/2008 9:44:35 AM

^agreed. his work in The Happening was terrible. and it didn't help that the movie sucked too.

that being said, i like pretty much all his other work. and Good Vibrations is still one of my Top 27 favorite songs of all time, haha

12/19/2008 9:47:30 AM

that guy was talking to animals.

Quote :

"I can understand you liking him.... but i can't condone you liking the happening"

So true but I was just exaggerating to show my devotion.

12/19/2008 6:52:27 PM

no homo

12/19/2008 6:55:10 PM

come on now...that is [partial homo]

12/19/2008 7:12:55 PM

i said no homo before I posted the pic, so it's no homo

look, I don't make the rules

12/19/2008 7:20:41 PM

Then you should of photo shopped some pants on him, that is homo

12/19/2008 7:21:46 PM

^^women still want to bwn you

12/19/2008 7:23:53 PM

^ because they know I can appreciate the fact that there are attractive guys in this world other than myself

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 7:24 PM. Reason : a]

12/19/2008 7:24:03 PM

youre an easy target by saying that

they know youre not gay, but, its open

12/19/2008 7:26:33 PM

Mark Wahlberg is a good looking dude and has a great body. I guess I am just secure enough in my sexuality to say it.

12/19/2008 7:27:37 PM

i'd like to see him challenge keanu reeves to an arithmetic competition

he'd get extra points for his insane lisp

12/19/2008 7:37:50 PM