and gave us a christmas present before he left to go home. it was a box of chocolates...

we didn't think to get him anything. now we just feel like dickfaces

omg, what do we do?

12/19/2008 10:01:41 PM

First you cut a hole in a box

12/19/2008 10:02:43 PM

no really....

we're all but snowed in. it's not like we can run out and get a gift for him

should we just regift something? find something random around the house and give it to him? I think we have a puzzle we never did or something like that...

12/19/2008 10:04:44 PM

how would you describe this neighbor

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 10:07 PM. Reason : andele andele mami, EI EI uh ohh!]

12/19/2008 10:06:08 PM

just give him a Christmas card

12/19/2008 10:06:16 PM

^^ white guy, works with me, ~ 30, has a kid, nice fellow

12/19/2008 10:07:38 PM

Nah, the smooth way out of this is to look in your cuppards or fridge and find something dank to cook. You and yours eat only half, the other goes in a covered dish to be sent over to the neighbors either tonight or early tomorrow. I suggest early tomorrow so as to not look weird. Problem avoided. Shake hands. Wink, wink, say no more.

12/19/2008 10:08:30 PM

in terms of personality/interests

from 0-10 (or another human example)

rate from Kurt Cobain (0) to Bill Gates (10)

not saying kurt=0 but just a range thing here...they are opposite ends of a spectrum

12/19/2008 10:09:30 PM

yeah....he's leaving in a few hours to drive back to Illinois
tomorrow won't work


I'll just drive him to work for a week or something

^personality interests...I guess he likes to skydive. he's a mil. vet. likes hiking, camping, etc...

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12/19/2008 10:10:33 PM

is this your card (except being 30 part)

12/19/2008 10:14:37 PM

if we're facebook friends, you can see his pic

I'm not posting it here

12/19/2008 10:22:22 PM

when is his birthday?

12/19/2008 10:23:17 PM

if he is ex-military, maybe you can get him a cheap utility knife or something

12/19/2008 10:23:39 PM

May

12/19/2008 10:24:17 PM

tell him straight up you celebrate kwanzaa and won't be getting him a gift

but you'll gladly invite him to a "feast" at a later date...

12/19/2008 10:27:19 PM

just do something then

12/19/2008 10:28:23 PM

ahaha, that would be awesome
if he didn't see the big ass christmas tree in the window....or while he was sitting here chilling with us on the couch

12/19/2008 10:28:25 PM

joie says tell him it's a "kwanzaa tree"

12/19/2008 10:29:41 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

12/19/2008 10:31:10 PM

Tell him you'll house sit for him while he's gone. Then proceed to throw a massive party and trash the place






That'll teach him to give you presents unannounced again

12/19/2008 10:35:37 PM

that, too, would be awesome
but I actually like this guy. he's a pretty good neighbor....and we have a common enemy (the maintenance man)

12/19/2008 10:36:43 PM

Give him some coke. Cause, you know, you look like you'd have some.

If he's about to leave for the week, this buys you time.........

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 10:40 PM. Reason : you could shovel his driveway]

12/19/2008 10:39:40 PM

CO-CO-CO-COCAINE

12/19/2008 10:46:32 PM

Quote :

"now we just feel like dickfaces"

12/19/2008 10:50:20 PM

uh oh it's punchmonk

12/19/2008 10:52:40 PM

^^

12/19/2008 10:52:49 PM

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12/19/2008 11:37:25 PM

do you have the stuff to bake cookies? people usually appreciate that

12/19/2008 11:41:22 PM

yeah, I do

it's too late now. His car is still there, so he's home. But he told me he's leaving tonight. He's probably taking a nap.
I know he's had a long day, because we basically went to work at the same time, and he got home after I did. He was probably up earlier than I was too because he has to get his son ready for school. He's driving to ill. tonight

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 11:46 PM. Reason : I'll give him an award at work or something. He can redeem it for a prize at the company store.]

12/19/2008 11:46:08 PM

yeah, i figured it might be too late, and a lot of people don't bake. It's probably no big deal, people don't usually expect gifts from neighbors

12/19/2008 11:47:06 PM

Put the cookies on the hood of his car and wrap them up all dainty like

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 11:51 PM. Reason : note to self: run to neighbors car in the middle of the night and steal cookies]

12/19/2008 11:50:36 PM

aha

are you in raleigh?
cause that's a long run up to NY

12/19/2008 11:52:21 PM

NEW YORK CITY!

I'm from greenville man

12/19/2008 11:54:15 PM

12/19/2008 11:55:41 PM

Its funny that I mention greenville to you. A long time ago iwas readin tdub and you wrote a few lines about greenville. Something along the lines of it being a few shops and bars surrounded by miles of rednecks, trailers, and swamp

I salute you sir for that quote

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 11:58 PM. Reason : $1]

12/19/2008 11:57:46 PM

I hate when someone gives me a gift and I don't have one in return for them.

I, too, am a dickface?

12/19/2008 11:57:50 PM

you should definitely re-gift.

12/19/2008 11:58:14 PM

^^^ yeah....haha, that sounds like me. it was probably a couple of years ago when I first met my girlfriend. she went to ECU

^^ yes

12/19/2008 11:59:58 PM

Get gift.
Give it to him when he gets back.
Tell him you had ordered it and it hadn't arrived when he came by to give you yours. Be like "surprise!" I promise it will work. White people love surprise gifts.

[Edited on December 20, 2008 at 12:13 AM. Reason : l]

12/20/2008 12:13:32 AM

^Winn4r...providing it's a good gift.

12/20/2008 12:14:38 AM

NFL on directv

12/20/2008 12:15:37 AM

f that.

move out before he gets back. u just got free shit

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/20/2008 12:16:41 AM

not a bad idea...about telling him I ordered a gift

Big Business is still a poor man's EMCE. you can tell by his thought process

[Edited on December 20, 2008 at 12:17 AM. Reason : .]

12/20/2008 12:16:50 AM

Black Jesus says take that shit and run, break in later and steal his TV, then retire to KFC for some fried chicken!1

12/20/2008 12:18:06 AM

asian hooker

12/20/2008 12:20:08 AM

The other thing you could do is rob half his house while he is gone and be like "I chased the robbers away before they could get everything." He'll be your BFF after that one and you get extra gifts.

12/20/2008 12:20:09 AM

lol, the guy that:
1) lives at home with his daddy
2) is less educated than I am
3) doesn't have a job and
4) will never make as much $$ as me

is telling me to act like the stereotype of a black guy that he imagines in his head

omg

12/20/2008 12:21:00 AM

^ lol, he's just going to blame it on affirmative action or something

12/20/2008 1:11:58 AM

12/20/2008 1:14:47 AM