that i should try to accomplish tonight

12/20/2008 12:41:51 PM

letting a stripper do a line off your junk sounds awesome but it's rather anticlimactic and tingling

12/20/2008 12:43:21 PM

if i run into any strippers ill do my best, but i wont be going to a strip club so chances arent great there

12/20/2008 12:44:10 PM

make out with a midget
ride a mechanical bull
drink a gallon of milk in 2 minutes
bake a casserole

12/20/2008 12:44:22 PM

^^ why not?

12/20/2008 12:46:06 PM

happy birthday niggerlover

12/20/2008 12:51:48 PM

NGRLOVR?

12/20/2008 1:29:10 PM

Quote :

"letting a stripper do a line off your junk sounds awesome but it's rather anticlimactic and tingling"

it's more numbing than tingling actually

i mean, so I hear

12/20/2008 1:30:21 PM

im going to make you take warm shots of tequila at the bar tonight

the bartender is gonna be like, "you sure you want them warm"...and im gonna be like ohh yea its his birthday fuck him

[Edited on December 20, 2008 at 1:37 PM. Reason : ~]

12/20/2008 1:36:23 PM