Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
I sold my games and my system about 8 years ago. losing them forever. then out of the blue he calls me and says he needs me to fix his system because it doesn't work anymore. I cleaned the contacts on it and opened up a few vent holes a little wider and it works fine now. He ALSO had kept my mariokart game and had never erased my old info
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here are my timetrial records so you can admire me and what I did with my adolesence
Luigi Raceway: 1'45''16
Moo Moo Farm: '1'21''27
Koopa Troopa Beach: 1'27''89
Kalimari Desert: 1'56''54
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Toads Turnpike: 2'39''13
Frappe Snowland: 1'52''91
Choco Mountain: 1'46''84
Mario Raceway: 58''92
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Wario Stadium: 27''30
Sherbet Land: 1'54''34
Royal Raceway: 1'55''00
Bowser's Castle: 2'04''50
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DK Jungle: 53''16
Yoshi Valley: 1'43''11
Banshee Boardwalk: 1'55''74
Rainbow Road: 4'13''37
the internet tells me that I just might be the best mariokart player in history. THATS MY CLAIM TO FAME
Can't wait till I crank up goldeneye and see if i can get extract some times off that. I was damn near as good at it ![](images/smoke.gif)
CAN ANY OF YOU CHALLENGE ME 12/20/2008 11:50:25 PM
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BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
i will post in your thread 12/20/2008 11:52:26 PM
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ncsu_ot_usmc All American 1608 Posts user info edit post |
I don't have mine anymore, I got the Wii now. 12/20/2008 11:53:08 PM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
this thread needs receivedeath asap 12/20/2008 11:53:12 PM
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ncsu_ot_usmc All American 1608 Posts user info edit post |
Mariokart 64> Mariokart Wii 12/20/2008 11:53:55 PM
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NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
how do you do wario stadium in 27 seconds? 12/20/2008 11:55:12 PM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i never even really played it and i feel like busting mine out no homo to get the times 12/20/2008 11:56:09 PM
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dyne All American 7323 Posts user info edit post |
^^ jump over the wall at the very beginning using the little bumps
[Edited on December 20, 2008 at 11:56 PM. Reason : i think that'd take longer than 27 secs though, prob hax] 12/20/2008 11:56:12 PM
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ncsu_ot_usmc All American 1608 Posts user info edit post |
^^ stop sayin no homo 12/20/2008 11:57:20 PM
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NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
oh nice
that was always my favorite course, but i never looked for cheats like that 12/20/2008 11:57:52 PM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
I call bull shit. Even with the exploits, those times are damn near impossible.
PICTORIAL FACSIMILES OR THIS EVENT NEVER TOOK PLACE 12/21/2008 12:21:09 AM
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Snewf All American 63315 Posts user info edit post |
when I lived in raleigh Mario Kart was used as a means of determining sobriety for driving home
the winner of the Mario Kart race was deemed sober enough to operate the SUV to the home/sleep hole 12/21/2008 12:52:45 AM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Snewf makes me laugh. 12/21/2008 12:56:28 AM
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ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Screenshot or its fake
...
what is the right way to say that? 12/21/2008 12:58:12 AM
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Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
pics or it didn't happen?
I'm Big Business and i approved this message. 12/21/2008 12:58:45 AM
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Snewf All American 63315 Posts user info edit post |
try
"I'm a virgin"
that gets the sentiment across 12/21/2008 12:59:01 AM
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ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
^^yeah that's it
Screenshot or it didn't happen 12/21/2008 1:01:18 AM
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El Nachó special helper 16370 Posts user info edit post |
27 seconds for Wario Stadium? This guy would laugh at that time. 12/21/2008 1:01:23 AM
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Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
i'm pretty sure its still pics or it never happened, even if its like a screenshot, x-ray, dopler-radar or a telegram or some shit
I'm Big Business and i approved this message. 12/21/2008 1:02:25 AM
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Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
ALRIGHT
I'LL DO IT
this might take a while because the screen navigation throught the records secition is ten bitches on a bitchboat 12/21/2008 6:45:43 AM
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Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
![](http://www.partyapp.com/photos/fullsize/277608.jpg)
they the be, my friends. no alteration other than having to take the pics form a camp and then cro them toeghether unevenly due to the curve of the screen.
i will have my ghost data saved pm marip racewau I can figure out a wau to digitize it
it'll blow your mind. I had to lige down for like fifteen years after I did it.
also waverace was a good game
12/21/2008 8:17:29 AM
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dagreenone All American 5971 Posts user info edit post |
Very impressive times, I never really got into time trials on MK though. I was more into Diddy Kong Racing at the time. 12/21/2008 8:37:59 AM
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The Coz Tempus Fugitive 24897 Posts user info edit post |
Way to use Peach, homo. 12/21/2008 8:40:29 AM
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nattrngnabob Suspended 1038 Posts user info edit post |
Fairly certain I have Luigi track times in the 1:42 ish range. 12/21/2008 9:17:54 AM
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heebrew123 All American 633 Posts user info edit post |
Fermat --> Nice. I am glad I am not the only one who rocked the MarioKart 64...
BTW - I agree that after experiencing MarioKart 64 I had high expectations for MarioKart Wii...
However, the classic feel in addition to ability to play online with others makes me give the Wii an the edge. I wished that there were more stages to unlock...
bsk 12/21/2008 9:30:13 AM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Well, I apologize for my disbelief. I wonder if your times would have been better had you used Yoshi. 12/21/2008 10:09:57 AM
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ncsu_ot_usmc All American 1608 Posts user info edit post |
Peach? hahaha 12/21/2008 10:28:59 AM
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Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
I wish that I had my SNES. I was a beast a some original Mariokart. That's all I did in Key West when I was a kid. 12/21/2008 10:50:40 AM
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dyne All American 7323 Posts user info edit post |
nice, 5 second lap on wario stadium. 12/21/2008 10:55:53 AM
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ncsu_ot_usmc All American 1608 Posts user info edit post |
I wish I still had my 64 ![](images/frown.gif) 12/21/2008 11:21:22 AM
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skeeter IDFWY 1538 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "when I lived in raleigh Mario Kart was used as a means of determining sobriety for driving home
the winner of the Mario Kart race was deemed sober enough to operate the SUV to the home/sleep hole" |
LOL that shit is hilarious. I wish I still had my 64, but sadly I got rid of it a long time ago 12/21/2008 11:22:07 AM
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amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
*waits for JTMONEYNCSU to come in and beat chest* 12/21/2008 11:23:16 AM
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ReceiveDeath INEED2 GET HIRITENOW 70170 Posts user info edit post |
amac is tuff 12/21/2008 11:59:24 AM
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ReceiveDeath INEED2 GET HIRITENOW 70170 Posts user info edit post |
amac is tuff 12/21/2008 11:59:55 AM
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ReceiveDeath INEED2 GET HIRITENOW 70170 Posts user info edit post |
amac is tuff 12/21/2008 12:00:19 PM
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ReceiveDeath INEED2 GET HIRITENOW 70170 Posts user info edit post |
amac is tuff 12/21/2008 12:03:16 PM
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Lewizzle All American 14393 Posts user info edit post |
Mariokart 64 sucked balls.
[Edited on December 21, 2008 at 12:04 PM. Reason : a] 12/21/2008 12:03:51 PM
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dyne All American 7323 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the winner of the Mario Kart race was deemed sober enough to operate the SUV to the home/sleep hole" |
i'd prob lose on purpose. 12/21/2008 12:40:28 PM
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jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
so, the person you sold it to 8 years ago called you when it broke expecting it to be your responsibility to fix it? 12/21/2008 12:43:34 PM
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Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y 12/21/2008 1:34:39 PM
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eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the winner of the Mario Kart race was deemed sober enough to operate the SUV to the home/sleep hole" |
I would feel safest riding home with a person that can swerve enough at high speeds to avoid the blue turtle shells and banana peels that plague the beltline. 12/21/2008 1:38:27 PM
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supercalo All American 2042 Posts user info edit post |
I used yoshi back in the day, toad would always spin the fuck out on the littlest bump 12/21/2008 2:07:09 PM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Fermat, did you exploit all the Rainbow Road shortcuts? 12/21/2008 3:29:48 PM
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ben94gt All American 5084 Posts user info edit post |
I sir, challenge you
to goldeneye and mariokart 64 12/21/2008 4:54:54 PM
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JTMONEYNCSU All American 24529 Posts user info edit post |
im in here to beat my chest according to amac, but i know someone who is even better than me at this game... 12/21/2008 5:03:50 PM
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saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
i will fucking murder you in goldeneye
just so you know 12/21/2008 5:33:32 PM
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LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
Your Wario Stadium time sucks balls.
My best time was under 20 seconds. Best lap was like 3 seconds. I've seen someone complete it in under 13 seconds. Unfortunately we loaned the game to a friend many years ago, then never saw him again
] 12/21/2008 5:38:04 PM
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ben94gt All American 5084 Posts user info edit post |
^^nig plz, I will wipe the floor with you.
Proximity mines in the complex baby 12/22/2008 12:38:21 AM
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El Nachó special helper 16370 Posts user info edit post |
^^Umm...that's still a lot slower than the times in the video I posted.] 12/22/2008 12:41:49 AM
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ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
^nobody wants to download your .mpg 12/22/2008 12:45:31 AM
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