that she wants my dick.

12/21/2008 1:38:09 AM

I too have a best friend whose girlfriend wants my penis

12/21/2008 1:38:56 AM

Tis the season...

12/21/2008 1:39:33 AM

12/21/2008 1:39:49 AM

BigHitSunday (1:01) : any nigger that lays his hands on a White Coach should be immediately hanged in the middle of the football field
BigHitSunday (1:02) : and neither team be charged a timeout to do it
BigHitSunday (1:06) : ive seen enough of this behavior

12/21/2008 1:40:13 AM

girls are whores dude just get use to it

12/21/2008 1:40:15 AM

^^, wait, what?

12/21/2008 1:43:46 AM

i, too, have had sex.

12/21/2008 1:44:35 AM

Quote :

"I too have a best friend whose girlfriend wants my penis"

and it's awkward as fuck whenever i see either her or him

12/21/2008 1:44:56 AM

BigHitSunday (1:01) : any nigger that lays his hands on a White Coach should be immediately hanged in the middle of the football field
BigHitSunday (1:02) : and neither team be charged a timeout to do it
BigHitSunday (1:06) : ive seen enough of this behavior

12/21/2008 1:48:01 AM

marko (1:30) : strange fruit

12/21/2008 1:48:32 AM

lol sorry

12/21/2008 1:48:58 AM

BigEgo (1:49) : weird fishes

12/21/2008 1:49:34 AM

pics

12/21/2008 1:50:41 AM

That happened to me once.

Now that I call her "wife" and we have a kid, tho, she doesn't want the penis quite as often.

12/21/2008 1:53:24 AM

evan (2:03) : infertile swans

12/21/2008 2:04:04 AM

slingblade (2:05) : virgin physics

[Edited on December 21, 2008 at 2:05 AM. Reason : .]

12/21/2008 2:05:17 AM

^cheater

12/21/2008 2:07:09 AM

I DON'T SEE IT

12/21/2008 2:08:21 AM

My old roommate's fiance gave me a ridiculously strong and awkwardly long hug when she was drunk after I showed home late one night.

Girls act weird once they get a little bit of alcohol in em.

12/21/2008 2:08:39 AM

^truth. a few weekends ago when i had a party with my friends, my friend's girlfriend started grinding on my leg, pushed her boobs up against me, grabbed my hair and licked my neck.

I immediately got up and walked away. Haven't seen her since, don't know if i want to. But damn her boobs are nice

12/21/2008 3:05:45 AM

^ good job

fucking your boy's girl is the worst shit you could do

12/21/2008 3:10:47 AM

^x eleventy billion

12/21/2008 3:11:45 AM

^^ It's also one of the more fun things that you can do too.

12/21/2008 3:14:46 AM

she must have been under the mistlehoe...

12/21/2008 3:41:27 AM

I believe it's spelled ohhhhhhhhhhh ISWYDT

12/21/2008 3:45:44 AM

^^lol

12/21/2008 4:12:54 AM

It's opposite for me, I want to fuck my friends' girlfriends.

12/21/2008 11:18:08 AM

Quote :

"That happened to me once. Now that I call her "wife" and we have a kid, tho, she doesn't want the penis quite as often."

It's a vicious cycle isn't it. I wonder which one of your friends she is banging now. Actually prolly just someone from the office.....

[Edited on December 21, 2008 at 11:27 AM. Reason : or a neighbor]

12/21/2008 11:26:55 AM

^LOL

12/21/2008 11:33:30 AM

Fucking your boy's girl or boy's ex...bad.

Fucking your girl's girl or ex's girl...good.

[Edited on December 21, 2008 at 11:41 AM. Reason : A]

12/21/2008 11:40:19 AM

It's opposite for me, I want to fuck my girlfriend's friends.

12/21/2008 11:44:54 AM

i have succesfully pulled of the roommate trade, but failed miserably when trying to pull the sister trade and the friend trade

12/21/2008 12:00:55 PM

i pulled gf's best friend before, lol

12/21/2008 12:02:18 PM

god what a stupid whore cause youre ugly as shit.

12/21/2008 12:09:09 PM

me and my friend swap women like pokemon cards

12/21/2008 12:12:39 PM

stds: gotta catch em all?

12/21/2008 12:17:23 PM

^hahahaha

12/21/2008 12:24:08 PM

i got with my boy from hs's ex when i was in college, hadnt seen him in a few years so didnt think it would count. she told him (of course) and he threatened me through her. fun times.

12/21/2008 12:31:40 PM

from Dick:

Every Woman is a Cheating Whore
Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.

I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.

Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.

It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.

Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention; it doesn’t matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention.

So let’s compare: a woman’s lust for attention versus a man’s desire to consume or waste things — something very manly indeed. Take throwing a sandwich in the street for example. Do you know what’s better than throwing a sandwich in the street? That’s right, throwing two sandwiches in the street. Now what if that sandwich cost twice as much as the first? What if you had to wait in line again to get it? I would probably still do it and I’m betting that most men would. But what if dealing with two sandwiches cost you your dignity, your job, and your soul?

Women, of course, have none of those things — or at least don’t have 2 out of 3. That’s why when we change ’sandwiches’ to ‘men’ and ‘throwing them in the street’ to ‘getting any kind of attention from them’, we can easily draw the conclusion that women would do anything, and would stop at the destruction of nothing, for more of it.

Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are. That’s because women think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I shit you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, you’re up argument creek without a chance in hell.

Can you believe that? It means if a woman can somehow convince a co-worker to force himself on her, or to “rape” her, that doesn’t count as cheating. It’s just another horrible thing that’s happened to poor defenseless her in this dog eat dog, man-world of rape happy abusers. That’s obviously a bunch of bullshit, but stand back because it gets worse.

Women also don’t count miring themselves in twisted, Dynasty-styled emotional affairs as cheating. For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. That’s a perfectly reasonable thing to be handing out, isn’t it? A free backrub? They’re like porno pamphlets in Vegas. Sometimes I can’t even get to work without getting two or three.

Bullshit.

Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.

12/21/2008 12:51:12 PM

lawl

12/21/2008 12:53:23 PM

^^ sounds like some got cheated on

12/21/2008 12:56:25 PM

Quote :

"To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, you’re up argument creek without a chance in hell. "

i chuckled

12/21/2008 1:24:16 PM

^^ Article seems to have been written by a woman.

12/21/2008 1:33:09 PM

I thought the article sounded like it was written by a woman too.

12/21/2008 1:34:12 PM

Quote :

"Fucking your girl's girl or ex's girl...good."

What if it was your batshit crazy Ex's 16 year old daughter who was also batshit crazy?

Not trying to be funny here.

12/21/2008 1:48:03 PM

you have an ex with a 16 year old?

12/21/2008 1:51:23 PM

nice

12/21/2008 1:51:47 PM

16 year olds are prime

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

[Edited on December 21, 2008 at 1:52 PM. Reason : you're gay if you don't hit it before she turns 17]

12/21/2008 1:51:54 PM

^

Wont work, means I would have to go back and see my Ex to get in good again. And that isn't gonna happen. Though if I ever see her down the road a few years from now I'll definitely try to tag it.

12/21/2008 2:00:54 PM