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OMFGPlzDoMe
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for the 4th time in a row, he has not gone to the post office to pick up the packages

he has not found the connecter to download my camera pix even though I've asked him for 2 weeks

he was still sleeping when i left for work at 6:30 am this morning

the dishes are still in the sink......



doesn't he know naughty boys don't get presents?

12/22/2008 3:05:29 PM

Slave Famous
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rape this bitch right here on the spot bare

till she passes out and forgot how she got there

12/22/2008 3:06:27 PM

Big Business
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Okay i'll do you

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/22/2008 3:06:44 PM

ParksNrec
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Go pickup the packages yourself.

Find the connector for your camera yourself.

If he didn't have to leave for work at 6:30, then no reasont o be up.

Wash the damn dishes yourself.

Bitches don't get presents either.

12/22/2008 3:07:04 PM

humandrive
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I think you should continue to be passive-aggressive about it.

12/22/2008 3:07:19 PM

bassjunkie
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Quote :
"Wash the damn dishes yourself.
"

12/22/2008 3:07:38 PM

Big Business
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so i guess that leaves 0 reasons i'm not getting any?

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/22/2008 3:08:35 PM

sumfoo1
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i do..

12/22/2008 3:08:37 PM

dbmcknight
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Quote :
"If he didn't have to leave for work at 6:30, then no reasont to be up."

12/22/2008 3:08:53 PM

Mr. Joshua
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because he got high

12/22/2008 3:09:09 PM

pilgrimshoes
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you sound like a pretty terrible gf

12/22/2008 3:09:50 PM

redburn
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"he has not found the connecter to download my camera pix even though I've asked him for 2 weeks"


Were you going to let him use it while he was getting some?

Pxplzkthx.

12/22/2008 3:09:58 PM

OMFGPlzDoMe
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No, but considering he was the one to open my brand new camera 2 months ago while I was at work and promptly lose the connector, perhaps it should be his responsibility to find it.

12/22/2008 3:11:07 PM

pttyndal
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let your bf use your account and lets see what he has to say.

12/22/2008 3:12:22 PM

d357r0y3r
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I wonder what percentage of women actually use sex as a bargaining chip. I know most will say they don't, but I'm guessing it's somewhere around 100%.

12/22/2008 3:12:28 PM

Mr. Joshua
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100%

with a 2% margin of error

12/22/2008 3:13:12 PM

DivaBaby19
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^^if you stop posting I'll have sex with you.

[Edited on December 22, 2008 at 3:14 PM. Reason : ^you make me laugh so don't stop ok]

12/22/2008 3:13:43 PM

pilgrimshoes
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that worked for djeternal

12/22/2008 3:14:11 PM

DivaBaby19
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ahahahahaha

12/22/2008 3:14:40 PM

EUSWALO
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12/22/2008 3:15:29 PM

Ragged
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"he was still sleeping when i left for work at 6:30 am this morning"


i would be to

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"the dishes are still in the sink......
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and........

thats your job bish

12/22/2008 3:15:53 PM

fatcatt316
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Most relationship counselors advocate using sex as a bargaining chip, looks like you're on the path to success.

Also, thread title should be "Reasons he ain't gettin some today from me", 'cause he probably is from somewhere else, hence his lack of concern at you withholding it.

12/22/2008 3:16:16 PM

OMFGPlzDoMe
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I don't use it as a bargaining chip, but don't think you're gonna slack off and piss me off and then I'll be all "oh boy, I'm so happy! let's do it!"

girls usually like to have sex with people who don't piss them off that day

12/22/2008 3:16:40 PM

DivaBaby19
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^you forget about hate sex which proves your theory to be wrong.

12/22/2008 3:17:29 PM

OMFGPlzDoMe
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i don't do hate sex

12/22/2008 3:17:51 PM

DivaBaby19
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and that's why your vagina cries at night

12/22/2008 3:18:30 PM

ParksNrec
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"and that's why your vagina cries at night"


LOL

12/22/2008 3:18:58 PM

Slave Famous
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hate sex is the best

you're so fucking beautiful when you're angry

12/22/2008 3:19:02 PM

ambrosia1231
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Quote :
"Go pickup the packages yourself.

Find the connector for your camera yourself.

If he didn't have to leave for work at 6:30, then no reasont o be up.

Wash the damn dishes yourself.

Bitches don't get presents either."


Quote :
"I think you should continue to be passive-aggressive about it."


Quote :
"you sound like a pretty terrible gf"


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"I don't use it as a bargaining chip, but don't think you're gonna slack off and piss me off and then I'll be all "oh boy, I'm so happy! let's do it!""


L
O
L
retard.

good sex will undo the pissiness.
You just have to be willing to let him do the work to get you in the mood.

You're sounding like someone not worth dating.
Sweet jesus.

12/22/2008 3:19:18 PM

fatcatt316
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"and that's why your vagina cries at night"

Comeback o' the day

12/22/2008 3:19:43 PM

poopface
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yeah, i wouldn't date this chick

12/22/2008 3:20:34 PM

grimx
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"and that's why your vagina cries at night"


12/22/2008 3:21:08 PM

pttyndal
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haha. <3 erica.

12/22/2008 3:21:30 PM

jethromoore
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"i don't do hate sex"


He probably does everytime yall have sex.

12/22/2008 3:21:32 PM

Skack
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DivaBaby definitely takes the win on this thread.

12/22/2008 3:22:20 PM

ambrosia1231
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hahaha
<3

I love you people.

12/22/2008 3:22:20 PM

nicklepickle
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"the connecter"


lol

12/22/2008 3:23:03 PM

DivaBaby19
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12/22/2008 3:23:36 PM

ncsu_ot_usmc
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Can I get some plz?

12/22/2008 3:27:24 PM

dyne
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sounds like a real winner you got there.

12/22/2008 3:28:37 PM

terpball
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"He probably does everytime yall have sex.
"


haha

ok, i agree with the majority of the responses in this thread

you suck

You're a raggety whore who fucks for chores

12/22/2008 3:29:27 PM

Fareako
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This chick sounds like the worst kind of girlfriend. You know he'll just fuck your friends if you deny him sex. That's what any warm blooded American man would do if his main squeeze was being a stuck up cunt about bullshit petty things.

12/22/2008 3:29:50 PM

drunknloaded
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skeet skeet

12/22/2008 3:30:05 PM

redburn
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"I wonder what percentage of women actually use sex as a bargaining chip. I know most will say they don't, but I'm guessing it's somewhere around 100%."


I don't know about that... I usually just have to say, "Hey, the kid's asleep. Let's go," but she sure as hell isn't going to be in the mood if I've been an asshole all day, or forgot to do something important. Still, she doesn't get up in the morning and say, "do this! or no sex!"

Sometimes, though, if she really wants something, she will bribe me with it...

[Edited on December 22, 2008 at 3:31 PM. Reason : bribes]

12/22/2008 3:30:07 PM

dyne
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Quote :
""I wonder what percentage of women actually use sex as a bargaining chip. I know most will say they don't, but I'm guessing it's somewhere around 100%.""


the same percentage of chicks that get cheated on.

12/22/2008 3:33:04 PM

skankinande
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That sounds like he is a bum.

12/22/2008 3:33:18 PM

fatcatt316
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Sounds like he's got a date with Palmela Anderson tonight

12/22/2008 3:37:47 PM

GrimReap3r
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"the same percentage of chicks that get cheated on"


troof

12/22/2008 3:37:56 PM

Arab13
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"sleeping ... at 6:30 am this morning"


what the fuck is wrong with this?

12/22/2008 3:38:23 PM

GrimReap3r
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^you must have never lived w/ a S.O

they believe that if they have to wake up early for what ever reason, that you should have to wake up early too

12/22/2008 3:46:59 PM

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