-because i worked hard today
-i'll be paying for dinner
-it's been two days
-i'm drinking a beer right now

12/22/2008 3:33:06 PM

Reason I'm getting some today:

I don't date stupid bitches who stay angry when they get into the bedroom.

12/22/2008 3:33:50 PM

-Its been a week and I have been good the past two days

12/22/2008 3:34:04 PM

banana phone nucka

12/22/2008 3:34:10 PM

I'm making steak for dinner.
I shaved my legs.
He purchased alcohol.
And I am a sl00t.

12/22/2008 3:34:40 PM

this thread makes me feel dirty

12/22/2008 3:41:12 PM

you can spend the night @ my house.

12/22/2008 3:42:03 PM

lawl

12/22/2008 3:42:33 PM

-I got a new bottle of chloroform

12/22/2008 3:44:21 PM

Quote :

"-Its been a week and I have been good the past two days"

sounds whipped to me

12/22/2008 3:45:30 PM

I'm getting some tonight too. In fact, every time I'm about to get some, I assume there's someone else on the planet about to get some. So I say, "I'm gonna go get some, too."

12/22/2008 3:46:08 PM

i got a new bottle of

12/22/2008 3:47:13 PM

shooo..... you gotta try to impress a girll..

i could do it with a bottle of 2 buck chuck...

12/22/2008 3:48:09 PM

lol i could do more with king cobras and a pinky finger

12/22/2008 3:49:47 PM

Life is more interesting if you don't know until like ~25 minutes before it happens

Y'all suck

12/22/2008 3:50:02 PM

rofl^^

[Edited on December 22, 2008 at 3:50 PM. Reason : .\]

12/22/2008 3:50:16 PM

Quote :

"sounds whipped to me "

Sounds married

12/22/2008 3:55:00 PM

Your new hair cut?

12/22/2008 3:55:42 PM

thats the only thing i miss about my ex... it was nice getting hit with it like a snowball when i walked in the house.

12/22/2008 3:56:01 PM

^^ well i do have the redheaded guido thing going on

12/22/2008 3:57:09 PM

:carlface:

12/22/2008 4:02:42 PM

Reasons I'm not getting some tonight:

-because i worked hard today
-i'll be paying for dinner
-it's been two days
-i'm drinking a beer right now

12/22/2008 4:26:32 PM

There is no reason to get some but to get some. All this jibberjabber bullshit is just that, jibberjabber bullshit. Grow up peoples.

12/22/2008 4:27:45 PM

b/c the bitch won't see me slip her the ruphies

12/22/2008 4:28:38 PM

I get some everynight, she takes tylenol pm and drinks vodka before bed. I just slip it in when she passes out. It's a lot like fucking a corpse.

12/22/2008 4:45:35 PM

Quote :

"Sounds married"

difference?














j/k

12/22/2008 5:05:47 PM

Quote :

"I'm getting some tonight too. In fact, every time I'm about to get some, I assume there's someone else on the planet about to get some. So I say, "I'm gonna go get some, too.""

OMG ZOMBIE MITCH HEDBERG!!11

12/22/2008 5:45:42 PM

Quote :

"-i'm drinking a beer right now"

wat?

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/22/2008 5:47:49 PM

and i come home and he's passed out

[Edited on December 22, 2008 at 5:49 PM. Reason : ]

12/22/2008 5:49:30 PM

i, too, have had sex

12/22/2008 5:51:01 PM

dudes need naps lol

12/22/2008 5:51:17 PM

^^ whats this sex you speak of?

12/22/2008 5:54:47 PM

i'll take care o' ya pickler girl!!!

12/22/2008 5:57:08 PM

haha

12/23/2008 1:24:36 PM

mmmm gravy... i bet he likes tteh gravy...

12/23/2008 1:26:52 PM

-yesterday was Maxim Special Edition day.
-today is Playboy delivery day.
-stopping at Target to get a new bottle of Astroglide.
-daughter is going to her mothers.

12/23/2008 1:33:49 PM

12/23/2008 1:44:39 PM

Quote :

"mmmm gravy... i bet he likes tteh gravy... "

whats with you and food and sex

12/23/2008 1:48:41 PM

mehh i just picture ragged being into eating gross southern dishes during intercourse

12/23/2008 2:57:21 PM

Quit the jibba jabba and get to the fuckin'

12/23/2008 2:59:58 PM