silver ass tulip sceptre..my first ass sceptre


btw, im diggin the jew wolf in teh corner..goes perfectly with my matzoball soup

12/23/2008 7:06:16 PM

thats awesome

[Edited on December 23, 2008 at 7:07 PM. Reason : ty]

12/23/2008 7:07:52 PM

hi joie!

thanks!

12/23/2008 7:08:54 PM

[Edited on December 23, 2008 at 7:09 PM. Reason : awesome work as always.]

12/23/2008 7:08:55 PM

special order?

12/23/2008 7:09:20 PM

ass tulip?

12/23/2008 7:10:44 PM

what exactly is an ass sceptre... and would it make a good christmas gift?

12/23/2008 7:12:28 PM

i had to come up with a dirty name to hook you guys into clicking
its been a while since ive logged in...happy to see everything is good here
im extremely happy about the jew-wolf, however

12/23/2008 7:14:55 PM

its a new series of wall-hanging art pieces i am working on...called sceptres by my shopmates..
or anal probes by some others

12/23/2008 7:16:10 PM

one of you premies plz to embed:

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12/23/2008 7:16:30 PM

so is this like an ass dildo?

12/23/2008 7:16:44 PM

I take it you can still smoke your tobacco in it.

12/23/2008 7:18:47 PM

I have to say i was clicking on this thread under a way different thought but that is one nice peace!!!!!!!!

12/23/2008 7:19:35 PM

"this weed tastes like shit!"

"owait..."

12/23/2008 7:21:05 PM

yes its always nice to have nice peace... i prefer it over having nice war

12/23/2008 7:22:16 PM

i was just thinking about this

12/23/2008 7:22:23 PM

thanks

12/23/2008 8:02:05 PM

looks like a magic sceptre used to melt the ice wizard at the end of level four.

12/23/2008 8:40:57 PM

total bad ass

but it looks left handed....... or at least a little awkward for righties

12/23/2008 9:10:57 PM

i wouldn't want that anywhere near my ass.

i'd smoke weed outta that though

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12/23/2008 9:15:30 PM

brah... you've never smoked "tobacco" out of a bong or bowl

who the fuck grabs the bowl or bong with their right hands... if they're righties




fucking posers

[Edited on December 23, 2008 at 9:32 PM. Reason : x]

12/23/2008 9:18:10 PM

it's a smoking apparatus

it's a dildo

it's a piece of art

it's a silver ass tulip sceptre!!!!

12/23/2008 9:30:14 PM

what im saying is it looks like you might have to reach around funny with the lighter in your right hand to get to the bowl. maybe not, it is hard to say without holding it


and i can assure you i have smoked "tobacco" out of plenty of different apparati

[Edited on December 23, 2008 at 9:31 PM. Reason : *]

12/23/2008 9:30:51 PM

nobody willing to embed

my tww cred is shot to shit now

12/23/2008 9:32:23 PM

ill admit this one is art before function, but it actually fits the hand very well for righties and lefties...getting a lighter to it is not too much of a contortion..
im working on similar designs that will include stemless water filtered pieces...although this series is primarily for the collector and not for heavy use by any means

12/23/2008 9:36:15 PM

Quote :

"brah"

12/23/2008 9:37:56 PM

plz2notfail

12/23/2008 9:41:40 PM

here are a couple flash pictures, first is a closeup of the center discflip, all hand-drawn..
second picture shows the colors used on the attachments and filler, attachments are steelwool and body of piece is elvis red over steel wool. its hard to get these to come out good in pictures..they look incredible in person, especially in the sunlight.
these flash pics are as good as it gets

12/23/2008 9:45:15 PM

shit, man

i was gonna start a thread the other day to see if anyone still had your contact info

i might commission a piece

12/23/2008 10:09:08 PM

a PEICE of what?

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/23/2008 11:23:28 PM

no idea what you're talking about. what is this peice of which you speak?

12/23/2008 11:24:15 PM

world piece

12/24/2008 10:54:41 AM

That's a nice piece of ass ....sceptre

12/24/2008 11:09:03 AM

thx

12/25/2008 12:03:51 AM