A waiter asks a patron, “May I take your order, sir?”, “May I take your order, sir?”

“Yes,” the man replies. “I’m just wondering, how exactly do you prepare your chickens?”

“Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.”




HILARITY

12/23/2008 11:39:33 PM

goddamn man.

12/23/2008 11:40:13 PM

good greef

12/23/2008 11:41:29 PM

-2/10

12/23/2008 11:41:47 PM

7/10

12/23/2008 11:42:12 PM

-7/10

12/23/2008 11:42:31 PM

you're making us use fucking integers, for christ's sake.

12/23/2008 11:44:10 PM

7/-10

12/23/2008 11:44:59 PM

boring thread,

next

12/23/2008 11:45:12 PM

this is the joke thats on the main page

12/23/2008 11:46:01 PM

main page/10

12/23/2008 11:46:25 PM

at this rate, man will never be able to divide by zero.

12/23/2008 11:47:18 PM