Which is the better job?

Seriously, they both have their pros and cons, but both are pretty sweet jobs.

Which would you choose, and why?

12/24/2008 9:37:04 PM

santa cause u work 1 mf'ing day a year

12/24/2008 9:37:34 PM

Santa delivers to the crabman. The crabman doesn't deliver to Santa.

12/24/2008 9:37:54 PM

^^but you have to live in the motherfucking arctic North Pole, surrounded by nothing but elves, and don't get paid

^ or do they?

[Edited on December 24, 2008 at 9:38 PM. Reason : a]

12/24/2008 9:38:22 PM

Santa also can decide if the crabman has been naughty and not deliver him shit.

12/24/2008 9:40:05 PM

crabmen can't be naughty, it's just one of Santa's rules

12/24/2008 9:41:12 PM

That's Santa's rule and he reserves the right to change it without notice.

12/24/2008 9:42:29 PM

in this hypothetical situation does S.C. fuck Mrs. C?

i dont want to spell the last name wrong just in case so i put 'c'

anywho, 364 days of that and 1 day of work sounds like an ok deal...he gets cookies and hot cocoa and shit too

12/24/2008 9:43:08 PM

So I guess overseeing the toy production and reading all those letters don't count as work?

You guys don't appreciate the work Santa does YEAR ROUND, and that nigga is non-profit.

I hope you all get coal in your stockings

12/24/2008 9:44:53 PM

i never pictured santa having to make anything...i just kinda thought he had a machine that like immaculately concepted them

i thought ernest saves christmas was pretty decent

12/24/2008 9:46:57 PM

he doesn't make them

DUH

his elves do. and whatever they can't make, they use amazon or ebay for

12/24/2008 9:48:55 PM

Santa rules, becasue he is the best lie to keep little kids from acting up.

12/24/2008 9:51:51 PM

Santa is not a lie. Are you not watching my NORAD thread? they got him locked down. Hopefully Bush won't order him shot down thinking it is a terrorist attack

12/24/2008 9:53:43 PM

Oh, he get mad Hos too.

12/24/2008 9:57:28 PM

Here is how I would see the Bush Press Conference to go

I was informed that there was a bright red light entering our airspace. Sources tell me that the bright light was coming from the nose of a reindeer, but that has yet to be confirmed. Further satellite photographs confirmed that it was a sleigh being pulled by reindeer. Upon researching the flying reindeer driven sleigh schools in the US, we learned that there have been 9 Middle Eastern men that have enrolled. The driver of the sleigh was wearing a hat similar to that worn by Middle Eastern men, and a beard that is also quite common in the region. So, in the interest of Homeland Security, I ordered this flying object shot down by our US Air Force. May God continue to bless America.

12/24/2008 10:04:13 PM

Bush gave the age old adage 'Better safe than sorry' a new meaning.

12/24/2008 10:13:07 PM