just picked up a new set today at Target

tonight will be a good night


HUZZAH!

12/28/2008 11:29:51 PM

they wick away ejaculate like shamwow's do cola

skeet away !!!

12/28/2008 11:30:44 PM

lol, shamwows

12/28/2008 11:31:56 PM

that's the only thing....

you gotta be careful where you skeet
satin sheets trap more soldiers than underground caves in vietnam

12/28/2008 11:33:14 PM

nut at low trajectories so it will bounce off the sheets and still hit its intended target

like skipping rocks

12/28/2008 11:35:28 PM

lol, there are no girls online, so I'm discussing my semen with a bunch of dudes

12/28/2008 11:38:32 PM

i'm online!

12/28/2008 11:39:01 PM

it's not as if the presence of ladies will make this thread better.

12/28/2008 11:40:01 PM

especially this one

12/28/2008 11:40:22 PM

I'm just trying to give some friendly advice here

They don't call me Ricky Ropes for nothing

12/28/2008 11:41:53 PM

not nearly as cool as satan sheets

12/28/2008 11:43:19 PM

you followin' me camera guy?

12/28/2008 11:43:43 PM

i had some EXCELLENT satin sheets from victoria's secret

they were awesome for about four months and then the seams started ripping





this post took forever, because I have had too much to drink and I am OCD about grammar and spelling...I might shoot myself if the post came out fucked up...true story!

12/28/2008 11:44:13 PM

that is awesome

bwn on satin sheets kind of sucks though

sliding all over the damn place

[Edited on December 28, 2008 at 11:48 PM. Reason : I ♥ elise]

12/28/2008 11:47:23 PM

haaaaayyy

12/28/2008 11:51:19 PM

12/28/2008 11:56:48 PM

i, also, love satin sheets

12/29/2008 12:02:55 AM

i, also, love you

12/29/2008 12:05:53 AM

I really think that this thread is going places

12/29/2008 12:08:16 AM

12/29/2008 12:08:25 AM

I really think you are going places...


(tell your gf i'm just drunk! don't beat me up, plz!)

12/29/2008 12:08:54 AM

^lollllllllllllllllll


catfight?!?!

12/29/2008 12:09:56 AM

haha, ok. I shall tell her that

though, I can tell you now, she'll just say "Whatever. You're playing around on the internet. Come on....we have to go to the gym, and then to dinner"

12/29/2008 12:10:21 AM

oh...well, then just bring her over one night, she sounds cool. we'll go "mining"

12/29/2008 12:11:00 AM

that sounds like fun!

I will bring her over. We will all have some fun.

I'll bring some Four lokos

[Edited on December 29, 2008 at 12:13 AM. Reason : k]

12/29/2008 12:12:41 AM

sweeeeeeeetttt

12/29/2008 12:12:59 AM

^

12/29/2008 12:27:40 AM

are very romantic... what happens when you're not there?

[no homo]

12/29/2008 6:32:13 AM

i don't know whats gayer. the fact that you quoted a Madonna song, or the fact I know you got the lyrics wrong...

Satin sheets are very romantic
What happens when you're not in bed

12/29/2008 7:19:55 AM

i'm getting sheets some time this week for a present.

12/29/2008 9:31:01 AM

I had a set back when I was in college and doing ecstacy a lot.

12/29/2008 9:32:12 AM

12/29/2008 10:04:43 AM

~

12/29/2008 10:09:06 AM

i have a satin sleep shirt


i wonder what it would be like to try to wear that and sleep on satin sheets

12/29/2008 10:11:26 AM

you'd slide right out

12/29/2008 10:11:58 AM

that's what she said

12/29/2008 10:13:01 AM

I don't like them because they don't breathe very well and I get really hot sleeping on them

12/29/2008 10:13:34 AM

that's unfortunate

12/29/2008 10:13:37 AM

I hate satin sheets sometimes. I sweat so bad in them and I can't imagine the cum drippage on those things. They are prob a good idea to have up in upstate NY but down here they are a cesspool of ickiness.

Quote :

"cess·pool n. 1. A covered hole or pit for receiving drainage or sewage, as from a house. 2. A filthy, disgusting, or morally corrupt place."

12/29/2008 10:19:28 AM

12/29/2008 10:20:48 AM

Quote :

"not nearly as cool as satan sheets"

12/29/2008 10:46:59 AM

We have sateen sheets, no earthly idea what the difference is. They were awesome for a little bit but then they got mysterious stains from the washer and got those annoying little pills.

12/29/2008 1:08:01 PM

sateen is just a weaving process....it's like cotton woven to feel like satin but not really

12/29/2008 1:15:28 PM

^ wanna help me make some stains on my sheets?

12/29/2008 1:20:55 PM

i fell off the bed the last time i slept on satin sheets....


not that much fun

12/29/2008 1:24:01 PM

how much were they? i've been looking for some.

12/29/2008 4:42:19 PM

Blech.

Satin sheets are such a bad idea that I've never even bothering wasting money on them.

12/29/2008 6:02:36 PM

I don't think satin sheets are comfortable, I don't feel like I can get cozy with them.

12/29/2008 10:46:06 PM

they were on sale. about $39 for a set.




anyay, G and I just had one of those contagious laughter type of nights watching football. One of those nights where every joke is funny, and we end up laughing in tears on the floor.

I just put her to bed, and finish the night off with "....keep fucking with me. I'll push your ass off the bed, and blame it on the sheets"

12/29/2008 11:19:49 PM

i don't like satin sheets i don't like jersey sheets

i like regular cotton sheets, linen sheets, flannel sheets.

12/29/2008 11:20:45 PM