short article, but full of win

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,473969,00.html

Quote :

"ROCKLEDGE, Fla. — A truck driver has committed the ultimate party foul. Authorities say a truck delivering wine and alcohol to Brevard County businesses overturned when the driver lost control of the vehicle Monday morning, leaving hundreds of bottles and boxes smashed on the street. The driver, Daniel Durant of Republic National Distributing Co., says he was carrying about 300 bottles from Jacksonville. He says his load shifted during a turn, causing him to lose control. He tried to overcorrect, and the truck went over the median before landing on its side. No one was injured, and no other vehicles were involved. The Florida Highway Patrol says the driver won't be cited because there were no witnesses. "

12/30/2008 10:19:40 AM

I hate when my load shifts.

12/30/2008 10:22:21 AM

He tried to overcorrect?

12/30/2008 10:23:15 AM

he fell asleep at the wheel.

12/30/2008 10:24:16 AM

he wont be cited because there are no witnesses

12/30/2008 10:24:52 AM

I hate when my load shifts.

12/30/2008 10:25:00 AM

I hate when my load shifts.

12/30/2008 10:26:53 AM

Quote :

"he wont be cited because there are no witnesses"

i love when that happens cause it's like "but it did happen though"

[Edited on December 30, 2008 at 10:28 AM. Reason : GOD DID THIS FOR ALL I KNOW Ø]

12/30/2008 10:28:25 AM

lol i just really enjoy the fact that its acceptable now for 'journalists' to open an article with the phrase "party foul"

12/30/2008 10:31:07 AM

Quote :

"ULTIMATE PARTY FOUL"

12/30/2008 10:39:45 AM

Quote :

"RIVER OF LIQUOR"

12/30/2008 10:40:46 AM

Did not laugh.

12/30/2008 10:47:52 AM

^THAT GUY

12/30/2008 10:50:45 AM

^^SORRY MAN


DIDNT MEAN TO GET YOUR HOPES UP


GOOD THING YOU DIDNT LAUGH, LET ME KNOW EARLIER NEXT TIME SO I HAVE MORE TIME TO PUNISH MYSELF.

\/ you too damnit.

[Edited on December 30, 2008 at 11:23 AM. Reason : .]

12/30/2008 11:10:20 AM

Did not laugh.

12/30/2008 11:22:52 AM

Did not laugh.

12/30/2008 11:24:04 AM

HOLY SHT THAT IS MY HOMETOWN

12/30/2008 11:24:53 AM

At first I laughed but then I did not laugh.

12/30/2008 11:53:52 AM

letdown

12/30/2008 12:14:44 PM

But why is the rum gone??!

12/30/2008 12:20:13 PM

i came for the LOL, but found none.

maybe you can warn me next time that i'm going to waste 3 minutes on a traffic report.

12/30/2008 12:36:50 PM

America's Trucking Fleet: Do they swerve left?

12/30/2008 12:49:20 PM

fox news has brought me some good LAWLs. this was not one of them.

12/30/2008 1:35:50 PM

Whenever someone yells "party foul" I like to break a bottle on their face.

12/30/2008 1:39:29 PM

12/30/2008 1:46:00 PM

Quote :

"He tried to overcorrect"

well he fact that he TRIED to OVERcorrect doesnt help

12/30/2008 1:51:07 PM

did not laugh

12/30/2008 1:52:59 PM