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12/30/2008 10:31:14 AM

I WAS SHUCKIN OYSTERS WITH BOTH TONGUES BY LUNCHTIME

12/30/2008 10:32:13 AM

yeah, I got all 4 of mine out when I was 21. I went out drinking that night.

the pain didn't start to get bad until about a week after the surgery

12/30/2008 10:33:16 AM

I had all of my wisdom teeth pulled in 2004

it was fun times!

12/30/2008 10:33:27 AM

Fuck you people with 4 wisdom teeth. I only had three.

YOU GUYS HANGIN OUT? CAUSE I'LL HANG OUT

12/30/2008 10:34:59 AM

My friend had it the worst

his lower ones were so deeply embedded that they had to come up from under his jaw to get them out

He looked like the victim of a botched Fatality for 2 months after that

Now he just has two faint little scars but you'd never know it since he rocks a beard

12/30/2008 10:35:06 AM

I remember I laid in bed all day with a mouth full of gauze watching "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" and "Mean Girls"

When the stitches come out (assuming you got liquid stitches), your mouth will smell foul as shit

12/30/2008 10:36:14 AM

I had 2 that had to be cut out, and 2 that were already in and just had to be pulled.

Kinda sucks that my parents spent all that money on braces when I was a kid, because the bottom ones pushed my bottom teeth all crooked.

12/30/2008 10:36:53 AM

vicodin/loratab ftw

12/30/2008 10:37:04 AM

got all 4 of mine out some time ago. I think I was 18 or 19?

anyway, yeah.....mashed potatoes and jello were my friends

and I looked much like this for 4 days:






they couldn't just pull them out. they had to hack my gums to pieces to get them out

12/30/2008 10:40:07 AM

Yeah, apparently I'm watching fucking Cartoon Network. Anything good on?

I'm not supposed to drink for 48 hours, but fuckin New Years and shit is coming on like, tomorrow

12/30/2008 10:42:48 AM

have fun cleaning all the bits of food out of those holes for the next month or so

12/30/2008 10:43:35 AM

I won't have to worry about that cause your mom's all over that Big Business

[Edited on December 30, 2008 at 10:44 AM. Reason : LKJ]

[Edited on December 30, 2008 at 10:52 AM. Reason : fine, i'll fucking fix it]

12/30/2008 10:44:17 AM

they gave me a general anesthetic, as well as an IV

while they were slicing my gums up, I 'woke up' and could feel everything that they were doing. I somehow managed to get to an awake enough state to say "uhhhh, I can feel that. It hurts a lot" (it was pretty hard to say anything).

Then they pulled an Emeril and KICKED MY IV UP A NOTCH!

12/30/2008 10:46:30 AM

damn, he talked shit about you're mom dude

12/30/2008 10:46:52 AM

god dammit

i never make that grammatical mistake

well I might, I just edit it before posting

12/30/2008 10:49:10 AM

Are you my momma?

12/30/2008 10:50:55 AM

maybe?

12/30/2008 10:52:50 AM