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"LONDON (Reuters) – A player with English minor league club Chippenham Town has set a record for the fastest-red card in senior soccer when he was sent off for a wild tackle three seconds after kickoff, media reported on Monday. Striker David Pratt, 21, was dismissed in a Southern Premier League game against Bashley on Saturday. The previous fastest sending-off is generally accepted to be 10 seconds for Bologna's Giuseppe Lorenzo after he struck an opponent in a 1990 Italian league game. English soccer's previous "best" was 13 seconds when Sheffield Wednesday goalkeeper Kevin Pressman handled outside his box in a game in 2000. Also in 2000 an English amateur player, Lee Todd, was sent off after two seconds when he responded to the referee's whistle to start the game by saying "xxxx me, that was loud" and was dismissed for foul and abusive language. "

12/30/2008 10:59:25 AM

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"goalkeeper Kevin Pressman handled outside his box in a game "

and i now have a new metaphor for cheatin' on a girl

12/30/2008 11:02:03 AM

My friend got two T's in the first minute of a game in high school

He blocked this guy's shot and yelled out "Fuck you !"

then when the ref T'd him up he turned toward him and said "Fuck you too !"

It was lulz

12/30/2008 11:09:59 AM

plz 4 youtube

12/30/2008 1:52:11 PM

lol

12/30/2008 2:47:09 PM

And the record for fastest yellow card?

12/30/2008 2:48:26 PM