I just ripped my cuticle apart, and pulled away a good chunk of it away from the nail

...While cleaning out the vacuum

12/30/2008 7:29:11 PM

should get a roomba

12/30/2008 7:30:21 PM

Ow.

12/30/2008 7:30:48 PM

^^Battery's dying.

My first suggestion was 'Just bring the roomba in here'

12/30/2008 7:32:53 PM

owch.

that made my urethra clench.

12/30/2008 7:33:37 PM

Haha

12/30/2008 7:34:46 PM

just thought youd want to know how much your story moved me.

or that maybe i just have an std.

hey, what are you doing tonight?

12/30/2008 7:43:06 PM

You rmom ♥

12/30/2008 7:43:40 PM

damn, pwnt

12/30/2008 7:44:21 PM

So far, so good - no infection

12/31/2008 1:01:43 PM

yay!

12/31/2008 1:02:26 PM

you don't need nails anyway

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU NEEDED TO TAKE DOWN AN ELK WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?

12/31/2008 1:03:36 PM

Yeah, but to take down a bigman, nails are totally necessary.

12/31/2008 1:06:24 PM