http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2008/12/31/or.naked.intruder.kptv



Synopsis:

She was getting wood
He wanted to get wood
He pushed her into a chair
She grabbed him by the balls
And his name is Michael Dick

12/31/2008 9:04:47 AM

old and I like WRAL's headline

Quote :

"Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze' Posted: Dec. 30 8:32 p.m. PORTLAND, Ore. — The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair. That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled. McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities. Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000."

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12/31/2008 9:06:57 AM

i coulda sworn this had happened before a few years ago

12/31/2008 9:12:23 AM

she gave him the business

1/2/2009 6:59:50 AM