don't forget to floss today.

when's the last time you flossed anyways? that's really disgusting, what's the matter with you?

1/1/2009 4:22:08 PM

k

1/1/2009 4:22:30 PM

My grandpa used to take out his dentures to scare me into flossing....

I was like :floss:

1/1/2009 4:39:27 PM

fuck flossing

it makes me irate when I go to the dentist and they tell me I don't floss enough. I'm convinced it's a stock dentistry maneuver to say that to EVERYONE.

It almost makes me pissed enough to floss twice a day and go back, so when they tell me to floss I can be like "FUCK YOU BITCHES, WORSE THAN FUCKING MECHANICS"

and then there was the time one dentist said I had a bunch of cavities, yet a second opinion yielded that I had two.

The first dentist said I had fucking 12 (TWELVE!!!) cavities. Twelve.
What the fuck do you think I do all day? Drink a simple syrup of Mountain Dew and brown sugar? I mean seriously. Twelve cavities? Homeboy was honestly about to hoodwink me for a total of 10 cavities.

And I'm not too certain that I had two, either, but it sounds a little more reasonable than twelve.


[Edited on January 1, 2009 at 4:47 PM. Reason : .]

1/1/2009 4:43:51 PM

Oh no!

1/1/2009 4:45:17 PM

I had bad breath this morning/afternoon. So much that I was standing around with my mom, dad, and sister and my dad was all "Damn, one of you smells. Did you crap your pants?" (which is commonly asked of me). I replied no, and said it was probably my breath since I could feel the morning breath.

He tells me to go floss your teeth, because it can help with bad breath.

I go to the bathroom to brush my teeth, and my spit is brown tinted. Apparently, I had blood in my mouth from getting my wisdom teeth taken out a few days ago.

1/1/2009 4:50:56 PM

1/1/2009 4:52:41 PM

GenghisJohn = ginvitisjohn?

1/1/2009 4:55:05 PM

chewing flavored floss makes your breath smell good

1/1/2009 4:55:34 PM

you would think, right?

but my teeth are pretty healthy. which is why when the dentist said I had twelve cavities I knew that was complete bullshit.

you have to really neglect your shit for something like that to happen.

1/1/2009 4:56:19 PM

Quote :

"my dad was all "Damn, one of you smells. Did you crap your pants?" (which is commonly asked of me)"

???

1/1/2009 5:30:25 PM

haha inorite

1/1/2009 5:36:52 PM

not a single one of you has flossed this month, i'm sure

that's really disgusting, what's the matter with you?

1/20/2009 6:13:29 PM

I have had zero cavities in my entire life, and I have flossed like three times in 27 years

1/20/2009 6:14:29 PM

yeah but when's the last time you visited a dentist? you probably got like 300 cavities in there, which is also disgusting

1/20/2009 6:15:16 PM

something like two years

I'd rather not fork over the extra $$$ for a dental plan, and just trust to luck

1/20/2009 6:17:40 PM

need to get root canal soon
but insurance covers 100% dental...yay

1/20/2009 6:17:50 PM

1/20/2009 6:17:58 PM

i floss just about every night in addition to my water pik

1/20/2009 6:18:18 PM

yeah well until november i had gone about 18 months between dentist visits and BAM. six cavities

i swear, once you hit 25, the human body rapidly begins its descent into crapulence.

[Edited on January 20, 2009 at 6:20 PM. Reason : ^ well duh. at the rate you lose body parts, i'm sure you take phenomenal care of what you have left]

[Edited on January 20, 2009 at 6:22 PM. Reason : no offense. <3 joenumbers]

1/20/2009 6:19:22 PM

i butt-flossed with your hand towel

DEAL WITH IT

[Edited on January 20, 2009 at 6:22 PM. Reason : ^seriously, it's like someone hit the hair-fall-out switch when 25 rolled around]

1/20/2009 6:21:23 PM

I recently discovered these, and I am a fan.

1/20/2009 6:27:05 PM

that looks like a home abortion device

1/20/2009 8:14:23 PM

I floss every night

1/20/2009 8:17:47 PM