1) Andy Taylor smokes on TV
2) Andy Taylor ain't afraid to whup Opie

1/1/2009 9:04:02 PM

Quote :

"BULLET IN POCKET"

1/1/2009 9:05:16 PM

3) there will never be anymore episodes

1/1/2009 9:09:28 PM

- snappy lunch
- "here at the rock we have two rules..."
- "oh boy, i get to sleep on the ironing board!"
- ernest t. bass

etc.

1/1/2009 9:10:47 PM

1) Andy Taylor smokes on TV
2) Andy Taylor ain't afraid to whup Opie
3) Bullet In Pocket
4) Snappy Lunch
5) "Here at the rock, we have two rules . . . "
6) "Oh boy, I get to sleep on the ironing board!"
7) Ernest T. Bass
8) **BOOM** "THERE HE GOES!!!!!"

1/1/2009 10:38:00 PM

9) Floyd the Barber
10) Otis
11) Gomer Pyle

1/1/2009 11:01:05 PM

-helen crump
-thelma lou
-the darlings
-reminds me of my childhood

i have a relative that looks just like howard spraige

1/1/2009 11:24:40 PM

i have an aunt named Bea

1/1/2009 11:36:26 PM

Season 3: Convicts At-large! (The three female prisoners capture Floyd and Barney).

1/1/2009 11:56:55 PM

Aunt Bea cooking all the time
Moronic sidekick that makes you look badass
Small town but always with weird shit going down that's easily resolved
Chicks dig the badge
Children are always innocent and wise beyond their years

1/2/2009 12:20:46 AM

As someone who hails from Pilot Mountain, I am morally obligated to post in this thread.

1/2/2009 12:27:41 AM

Otis the town drunk

1/2/2009 12:48:38 AM

Kids that show respect, listen to their parents, and aren't annoying little shit hooks. If they are, they learn their lesson.

1/2/2009 3:20:24 AM

POOR HORATIO

1/2/2009 3:26:13 AM

^^

1/2/2009 9:13:26 AM

Andy Taylor is a contemporary philosopher

1/2/2009 9:21:58 AM

1) Andy Taylor smokes on TV
2) Andy Taylor ain't afraid to whup Opie
3) Bullet In Pocket
4) Snappy Lunch
5) "Here at the rock, we have two rules . . . "
6) "Oh boy, I get to sleep on the ironing board!"
7) Ernest T. Bass
8) **BOOM** "THERE HE GOES!!!!!"
9) Floyd the Barber
10) Otis
11) Gomer Pyle
12) Helen Crump Ellie Walker (sorry, Helen is too passive aggressive for me)
13) Thelma Lou
14) the Darlings
15) reminds me of my childhood
16) Convicts At-large! "You've changed Al!"
17) Aunt Bea cooking all the time
18) Moronic sidekick that makes you look badass
19) Small town but always with weird shit going down that's easily resolved
20) Chicks dig the badge
21) Children are always innocent and wise beyond their years
22) Pilot Mountain Mount Pilot
23) Otis Campbell, descendant of Revolutionary War Hero Nathan Tibbs
24) Kids that show respect (or get whupped)
25) POOR HORATIO - it has got to be hard to be half a boy
26) Bobby Fleet and His Band With a Beat
27) Freddy Fleet and His Band With a Beat
28) Jim Lindsey (who would later go on to be Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane opposite Bricoe Darling's Jesse Duke)

1/2/2009 10:20:19 AM

Quote :

"22) Pilot Mountain Mount Pilot"

I prefer Pilot Mountain

[Edited on January 2, 2009 at 10:22 AM. Reason : and I believe it is Pilot Mountain anyways]

1/2/2009 10:21:45 AM

In real life it is. However, in Mayberry it was always Mount Pilot. At least that is where the Tip Top Cafe and the Chinese Restaurant were.

1/2/2009 10:24:38 AM

the only episode with negroes is the gomer pyle usmc episode...that i can remember at least

1/2/2009 10:25:03 AM

Winken told Blinken, and Winken told Nod and Nod told Barney

1/2/2009 10:26:16 AM

Quote :

"In real life it is. However, in Mayberry it was always Mount Pilot. At least that is where the Tip Top Cafe and the Chinese Restaurant were."

ahhh, ok.

1/2/2009 10:27:56 AM

^^ You see now Blackie, what kind of trouble you got me into!

1/2/2009 11:16:46 AM

JUDY JUDY JUDY

1/2/2009 11:21:31 AM

everyone's secret ingredient in spaghetti - oregano
Aunt Bea's kerosene cucumbers
The Christmas episode

1/2/2009 11:27:31 AM

2:28

1/4/2009 9:33:56 AM

29)most of the people that enjoyed the show are dead

1/4/2009 9:48:58 AM

BigEgo got dat small man syndrome worse than puck_it

1/4/2009 9:55:59 AM

poor lil fella

anyway . . .

1) Andy Taylor smokes on TV
2) Andy Taylor ain't afraid to whup Opie
3) Bullet In Pocket
4) Snappy Lunch
5) "Here at the rock, we have two rules . . . "
6) "Oh boy, I get to sleep on the ironing board!"
7) Ernest T. Bass
8) **BOOM** "THERE HE GOES!!!!!"
9) Floyd the Barber
10) Otis
11) Gomer Pyle
12) Helen Crump Ellie Walker (sorry, Helen is too passive aggressive for me)
13) Thelma Lou
14) the Darlings
15) reminds me of my childhood
16) Convicts At-large! "You've changed Al!"
17) Aunt Bea cooking all the time
18) Moronic sidekick that makes you look badass
19) Small town but always with weird shit going down that's easily resolved
20) Chicks dig the badge
21) Children are always innocent and wise beyond their years
22) Pilot Mountain Mount Pilot
23) Otis Campbell, descendant of Revolutionary War Hero Nathan Tibbs
24) Kids that show respect (or get whupped)
25) POOR HORATIO - it has got to be hard to be half a boy
26) Bobby Fleet and His Band With a Beat
27) Freddy Fleet and His Band With a Beat
28) Jim Lindsey (who would later go on to be Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane opposite Bricoe Darling's Jesse Duke)
29) Birdman Opie
30) Goober
31) Kerosene Cucumbers
32) Ben Weaver

1/4/2009 10:07:18 AM

33) "Barney and the Choir"
34) "Rafe Hollister Sings"

1/4/2009 10:11:51 AM

35) the David Mendlebright Memorial Horse Trough

1/4/2009 10:14:48 AM

36) CITIZEN'S ARREST CITIZEN'S ARREST

1/4/2009 10:18:52 AM

** I noticed that Otis was on there twice, correction has been made.

1) Andy Taylor smokes on TV
2) Andy Taylor ain't afraid to whup Opie
3) Bullet In Pocket
4) Snappy Lunch
5) "Here at the rock, we have two rules . . . "
6) "Oh boy, I get to sleep on the ironing board!"
7) Ernest T. Bass
8) **BOOM** "THERE HE GOES!!!!!"
9) Floyd the Barber
10) Otis Campbell, descendant of Revolutionary War Hero Nathan Tibbs
11) Gomer Pyle
12) Helen Crump Ellie Walker (sorry, Helen is too passive aggressive for me)
13) Thelma Lou
14) the Darlings
15) reminds me of my childhood
16) Convicts At-large! "You've changed Al!"
17) Aunt Bea cooking all the time
18) Moronic sidekick that makes you look badass
19) Small town but always with weird shit going down that's easily resolved
20) Chicks dig the badge
21) Children are always innocent and wise beyond their years
22) Pilot Mountain Mount Pilot
23) Kids that show respect (or get whupped)
24) POOR HORATIO - it has got to be hard to be half a boy
25) Bobby Fleet and His Band With a Beat
26) Freddy Fleet and His Band With a Beat
27) Jim Lindsey (who would later go on to be Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane opposite Bricoe Darling's Jesse Duke)
28) Birdman Opie
29) Goober
30) Kerosene Cucumbers
31) Ben Weaver
32) "Barney and the Choir"
33) "Rafe Hollister Sings"
34) the David Mendlebright Memorial Horse Trough
35) CITIZEN'S ARREST CITIZEN'S ARREST
36) Barney: "Alright Otis, I'll come right out and say it to your face, you've got a pickled liver."
Otis: "Better than having a pickled puss."

1/5/2009 10:21:18 PM

Don Knotts's oh-so-exploitable face:




[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 10:31 PM. Reason : ]

1/5/2009 10:30:57 PM

37) Barney, you're GASSED!!

1/5/2009 11:06:09 PM

I 2nd everything on the list


but if you wanna add some thing to the list....it was better when it was black and white...when the color came around it just wasn't as good

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 11:12 PM. Reason : ]

1/5/2009 11:10:38 PM

i have looked so hard for that tshirt with the pic of barney that says something like "raleigh...where barney goes to party"

1/5/2009 11:11:30 PM

The corner room at the ymca

1/5/2009 11:12:41 PM

Quote :

"CITIZEN'S ARREST CITIZEN'S ARREST"

saw this one tonight.



1) Andy Taylor smokes on TV
2) Andy Taylor ain't afraid to whup Opie
3) Bullet In Pocket
4) Snappy Lunch
5) "Here at the rock, we have two rules . . . "
6) "Oh boy, I get to sleep on the ironing board!"
7) Ernest T. Bass
8) **BOOM** "THERE HE GOES!!!!!"
9) Floyd the Barber
10) Otis Campbell, descendant of Revolutionary War Hero Nathan Tibbs
11) Gomer Pyle
12) Helen Crump Ellie Walker (sorry, Helen is too passive aggressive for me)
13) Thelma Lou
14) the Darlings
15) reminds me of my childhood
16) Convicts At-large! "You've changed Al!"
17) Aunt Bea cooking all the time
18) Moronic sidekick that makes you look badass
19) Small town but always with weird shit going down that's easily resolved
20) Chicks dig the badge
21) Children are always innocent and wise beyond their years
22) Pilot Mountain Mount Pilot
23) Kids that show respect (or get whupped)
24) POOR HORATIO - it has got to be hard to be half a boy
25) Bobby Fleet and His Band With a Beat
26) Freddy Fleet and His Band With a Beat
27) Jim Lindsey (who would later go on to be Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane opposite Bricoe Darling's Jesse Duke)
28) Birdman Opie
29) Goober
30) Kerosene Cucumbers
31) Ben Weaver
32) "Barney and the Choir"
33) "Rafe Hollister Sings"
34) the David Mendlebright Memorial Horse Trough
35) CITIZEN'S ARREST CITIZEN'S ARREST
36) Barney: "Alright Otis, I'll come right out and say it to your face, you've got a pickled liver."
Otis: "Better than having a pickled puss."
37) Barney, you're GASSED!!
38) the Fun Girls

1/13/2009 8:26:52 PM

39) "Bats, they get tangled up in your hair, lay their eggs, and you go crazy."

1/13/2009 9:28:21 PM

andy taylor owns the syndication rights when no one thought shows would be shown more than once.

1/13/2009 9:45:18 PM

The boy who ran away to be a cowboy with a wagon full of pb&j's! (AKA: Ron Howards brother)
"Hey DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!" in a really scratchy, hoarse voice

[Edited on January 13, 2009 at 10:47 PM. Reason : ]

1/13/2009 10:46:30 PM

40) "Evening Barney, you seem to be on a horse."

1/20/2009 9:48:11 PM

I believe that Floyd is my favoirte character . . . and Helen Crump is my absolute least favorite.

2/3/2009 10:17:11 PM