This is too funny! Hope she enjoys herpes!

http://perezhilton.com/2009-01-02-khloe-kardashian-lands-a-boyfriend

1/2/2009 2:29:32 AM

this really is thread worthy?

seriously?

who gives a shit?

1/2/2009 2:47:20 AM

^It's pretty funny at least, maybe not for sports talk though

1/2/2009 2:52:54 AM

In general, black NBA athletes have terrible taste in women. I don't really get it. There was a wives/gf thread a while back, and most of them were not good.


European players, OTOH, have smoking hot wives. It doesn't matter if the guy only plays 5 mins a game -- they know how to trick hot women into going with them.

1/2/2009 3:16:41 AM

haha, I wonder if she realizes she's the ugly one.

1/2/2009 3:26:42 AM

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"this really is thread worthy? seriously? who gives a shit? "

yet you were the 2nd post in the thread????

1/2/2009 3:29:21 AM

that's pretty good

1/2/2009 3:40:22 AM

wait, there's a hot kardashian sister?

1/2/2009 8:19:01 AM

So when did mccants enlist in the confederate army?

1/2/2009 8:22:40 AM

In Rashad's mind he's dating Kim Kardashian.

1/2/2009 8:34:22 AM

^^ LOL

also, I'm sure this chick already had herpes.

1/2/2009 8:59:09 AM

Quote :

"So when did mccants enlist in the confederate army?"

game. set. thread.

1/2/2009 9:42:17 AM

I didn't realize McCants was a D-list rapper.

1/2/2009 10:19:04 AM

Bill Simmons wrote about this not too long ago.

Quote :

" SG: I love the Bush/McCants parallels to Kim/Khloe and their relative places in the pop-culture hierarchy. Kim dates a famous and highly paid football player who lives in a fun city; Khloe dates the 10th man on a lottery team in Minnesota. (Note: That's IF she dates him, I'm going off your info.) But who would be the perfect guy for sneaky-attractive middle sis Kourtney to date? I'm thinking Mo Williams. Like Kourtney, he's probably overpaid. Like Kourtney, he's sneaky-effective. Like Kourtney, he's becoming more and more famous strictly because of a teammate/family member (LeBron/Kim). It's a nice match. By the way, I spent 45 minutes figuring this out. I need to re-evaluate my life soon. Maybe after I move to Atlanta and become a swinger with all the lonely ladies there. Speaking of Mo Williams ..."

1/2/2009 10:28:43 AM

lol pooljobs made me laugh irl!

1/2/2009 10:31:34 AM

^^ Bill Simmons is a fucking moron.

Quote :

"So when did mccants enlist in the confederate army?"

Much better than my quip. Holy fucking shit.

1/2/2009 10:38:24 AM

im at work right now, but if i was at home i would be adding mccants to civil war imagery and starting a new internet meme

1/2/2009 11:47:17 AM

I was thinking the same thing. If I still had GIMP, I would definitely take a crack at it.

1/2/2009 11:51:13 AM

Sadly Khloe got the the personality and not the looks

Also, isn't Kourtney the oldest, then Khloe, then Kim?

1/2/2009 11:51:19 AM

i think they all missed the personality boat

1/2/2009 11:55:36 AM

Kim's personality went to her ass, and I'm ok with that.

1/2/2009 11:57:45 AM

i thought khloe was the youngest girl


kortney
kim
khloe
rob
then the 2 girls that are bruce and kris's

[Edited on January 2, 2009 at 12:07 PM. Reason : dksf]

1/2/2009 12:06:20 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd8rHghdmSY

1/2/2009 12:07:06 PM

Why do you people know so much about these people?

The only thing I know about the whole family is the one named kim is dating Reggie Bush and apparently made a sex tape.

1/2/2009 12:11:28 PM

keeping up the with kardashians is a guilty pleasure tv show of mine

1/2/2009 12:15:53 PM

^mine too

I don't know why I just remember her talking about Khloe being the middle sister on the True Hollywood Story of the Kardashians.

1/2/2009 12:16:46 PM

it was a lil bit but they are too trashy as a family. I like my girls next door better.

1/2/2009 12:50:07 PM

Quote :

"wait, there's a hot kardashian sister?"

1/2/2009 1:42:57 PM

the kradshans like black dick

1/2/2009 1:51:57 PM

WAT?

1/2/2009 1:55:28 PM

1/2/2009 2:01:17 PM

Quote :

"wait, there's a hot kardashian sister?"

1/2/2009 2:04:58 PM

is it trendy to act like kim and kourtney arent hot or something?

1/2/2009 2:10:36 PM

they are both very pretty


until the makeup comes off

1/2/2009 2:14:24 PM

That is one ugly bitch.

1/2/2009 2:33:15 PM

I don't see them as individuals, I just always refer to them collectively as the KKK

1/2/2009 3:33:12 PM

Goddammit, I thought that this was going to be a DS9 thread.

1/2/2009 3:42:02 PM

^what's that?

1/2/2009 3:43:13 PM

1/2/2009 3:50:48 PM

ew

1/2/2009 3:51:32 PM

that girl is beat

1/2/2009 4:31:11 PM

i like how that girl's hotter than any girl who posts on here...but
'she's beat'.

1/2/2009 5:55:09 PM

you are all fucking liars if you say you wouldn't fuck her

1/2/2009 5:56:55 PM

^^far from being hotter than any girl that posts on here. you retarded fuck

[Edited on January 2, 2009 at 5:57 PM. Reason : she truly is beat]

1/2/2009 5:56:58 PM

oh ok
show me one cinderella spinderella prize beauty on this motherfucking message board.

1/2/2009 5:58:46 PM

off the top of my head, girls hotter than the one in the OP include ncsugirl, khcadwal (or whatever it is), beckers, joie, and alliepaige

1/2/2009 6:00:05 PM

oh ok those screen names sound hot.

dedicated msg board posters are usually hot.
i WILL give you that.


[Edited on January 2, 2009 at 6:02 PM. Reason : F]

1/2/2009 6:01:51 PM

Quote :

"I don't know why I just remember her talking about Khloe being the middle sister on the True Hollywood Story of the Kardashians."

It's actually on now. Guess I'll find out.


First it's Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, and then Rob.

[Edited on January 2, 2009 at 6:05 PM. Reason : .]

1/2/2009 6:02:58 PM

Bob Dylan is totally winning this thread, for those of you scoring at home

[Edited on January 2, 2009 at 6:05 PM. Reason : a]

1/2/2009 6:04:55 PM

nigger

1/2/2009 7:26:42 PM