I can't open this damn can of queso and I've tried everything. I'm not that weak but that thing's on tight

1/3/2009 3:36:00 PM

what type of can?

1/3/2009 3:36:30 PM

Get one of those rubber things (I'm sure they still make them)...and you'll be good to go.

1/3/2009 3:36:48 PM

DO YOU MEAN JAR?

1/3/2009 3:37:22 PM

it's a shame they don't make a tool specifically for the opening of cans

[Edited on January 3, 2009 at 3:40 PM. Reason : a can contents liberator, if you would]

1/3/2009 3:37:30 PM

^ True, but those automatic openers that you just hook on and it opens the can itself without having to turn or hold anything are pretty bad ass.

1/3/2009 3:40:55 PM

i'm so hardcore i just stare sternly at my canned goods and they open up on their own

1/3/2009 3:42:53 PM

So you got it like that, huh?

1/3/2009 3:43:47 PM

gently but firmly tap the edge of the lid on your counter-top

1/3/2009 3:44:06 PM

god damn right i do

1/3/2009 3:44:10 PM

is it a jar?

turn it upside down, and beat the bottom with the palm of your hand

or take a butter knife, and tap around the lid

1/3/2009 3:44:28 PM

Quote :

"TIGHT LID CANS"

1/3/2009 3:45:00 PM

if it is a jar, use an old mouse pad

best jar openers ever

1/3/2009 3:47:03 PM

it's a jar of queso

1/3/2009 3:47:22 PM

1 girl 1 jar

1/3/2009 3:49:01 PM

Hit the top with a knife

Then open it

Or get a male to do it, we're good at that stuff.

1/3/2009 3:49:17 PM

queso is spanish for queso

1/3/2009 3:51:34 PM

tried the mouse pad nothing

1/3/2009 3:51:47 PM

bottom of the mouse pad*

1/3/2009 3:52:24 PM

With all these suggestions and you CAN'T get it open?!?! You've GOT to be kidding me. You can't be that weak.

1/3/2009 3:54:25 PM

just run some hot water over the lid.

1/3/2009 3:56:11 PM

run hot water over the top of glass can for like 5-10 minutes

1/3/2009 3:56:44 PM

rubber band around lid.

[Edited on January 3, 2009 at 4:00 PM. Reason : and you dont need to be running water. just put the hot water and jar in a big bowl.]

1/3/2009 3:57:45 PM

sweet got it open! Put it under warm water then used the mouse pad.

1/3/2009 4:00:30 PM

EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL FOLKS

WE'VE GOT IT TAKEN CARE OF

1/3/2009 4:00:49 PM

can we have some now? i'm hungry.

1/3/2009 4:01:21 PM

i bet she comes back asking for help on how to open the chip bag

1/3/2009 4:01:54 PM

sure come to charlotte

1/3/2009 4:02:00 PM

I have some queso too, but I also made some Velveeta cheese, beef, and picante sauce queso dip stuff that is AMAZING. You're welcome to have some Tdub.

1/3/2009 4:02:27 PM

^ oh snap, I'll be over shortly

1/3/2009 4:02:50 PM

emphasis on the short

1/3/2009 4:04:34 PM

I'd ask Stone Cold. He mastered opening a can in the late 90's.

1/3/2009 4:07:21 PM

^^ & ^^^ Yeah, it's SOOOOOO SOOOOOO good. Mix that shit together and it's a lil' spicy. I even put onions and crushed red pepper in the beef as I browned it. FTMFW!


^ HAHA

[Edited on January 3, 2009 at 4:10 PM. Reason : .]

1/3/2009 4:08:43 PM

^^ LOL

[Edited on January 3, 2009 at 4:09 PM. Reason : ^^]

1/3/2009 4:08:52 PM

Quote :

"Velveeta cheese, beef, and picante sauce queso dip stuff that is AMAZING"

my mom makes that stuff

its pretty daggone amazing

1/3/2009 4:13:05 PM

bottom of a bathroom rug, strong rubber, use it.

[Edited on January 3, 2009 at 4:14 PM. Reason : .]

1/3/2009 4:14:02 PM

^^ Yes, YES it is.

^ I think she FINALLY got it.

1/3/2009 4:17:18 PM

hahaha gotta love tdub for help

1/3/2009 4:26:22 PM

hwen you're making your velveeta, try it with italian sausage one time instead of beef

WORD

1/3/2009 4:28:16 PM

Quote :

"get a male to do it, we're good at that stuff."

1/3/2009 4:28:24 PM

POPEYE

1/3/2009 4:34:08 PM

Or use the metal door frame if you're in a dorm.

1/3/2009 4:38:27 PM

easy solution.

place a rubber band around the top and turn.

if that doesn't work. tap it on a counter a few times at different points.

if that doesn't work. get a man to open it.

1/3/2009 4:40:28 PM

this thread gave me 10 lols out of 10 lols

1/3/2009 4:44:19 PM

Quote :

"it's a shame they don't make a tool specifically for the opening of cans [Edited on January 3, 2009 at 3:40 PM. Reason : a can contents liberator, if you would]"

i completely lol'd at this

...and every other post bigman made in this thread. 10/10

1/3/2009 4:44:54 PM

hit it with a hammer

1/3/2009 4:58:26 PM

with a pitchfork?

1/3/2009 5:46:20 PM

Put it on the stove with the burner on high. It will open itself.

1/3/2009 5:48:53 PM

SHOTGUN BLAST

1/3/2009 10:10:37 PM

set em up

1/3/2009 10:10:52 PM