Those'll be the tires to have!

1/3/2009 5:24:08 PM

k

1/3/2009 5:24:34 PM

but i LIKE death crystals

1/3/2009 5:24:59 PM

^HE STOLE MY IDEA

1/3/2009 5:27:15 PM

I, however, used to sell tires WITH death crystals.

Way cheaper.

1/3/2009 5:34:54 PM

yeah the death crystal purification process is still highly cost prohibitive

1/3/2009 5:36:14 PM

Yeah but death crystals lead to death.

1/3/2009 5:36:42 PM

Now that's truth in advertising!

1/3/2009 5:37:10 PM

I was gonna post but I had to watch the awesome commercial again then I forgot what I was going to say

1/3/2009 5:39:46 PM

I'm going to sell tires with 50% more power crystals.

1/3/2009 5:50:16 PM

That's like saying you'll add omega-3 fatty acids. It might be better for you, but less fear factor. Fear sells.

1/3/2009 5:52:05 PM

I just bought new tires. I wonder if they have death crystals

1/3/2009 7:08:17 PM

If they didn't have my spiffy new label they probably did

1/4/2009 12:10:50 AM

With the prices so low, guess I'll stockpile my death crystals with my Beanie Babies and Furbies.

1/4/2009 12:11:59 AM

i thought this thread was about

1/4/2009 12:56:51 AM

We've replaced Bobby's tires with Folger's instant crystals. Will he notice?

Let's watch.

1/4/2009 1:21:46 AM

hahaha

1/4/2009 1:22:39 AM

i'm a fucking bit stealer

1/4/2009 1:30:31 AM

1/4/2009 2:05:59 AM

Those'll be the tires to have!

1/4/2009 9:48:09 AM

Quote :

"BUY MY TIRES"

Quote :

"DEATH CRYSTAL FREE"

1/4/2009 12:45:51 PM

lol

1/4/2009 1:23:38 PM

Wait! You forgot to put in the crystals!

1/4/2009 1:24:51 PM