totally went out and made it happen. had dinner at (2) different places and a bar for drinks. blew $150 bucks and then went to my place and I baked cookies and ice cream.


she left about 10 min ago ... got turned down for the kiss, but she said we should link up tomorrow. something about no kiss on the first date.

1/4/2009 2:48:13 AM

no one cares about your alias adventures

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1/4/2009 2:48:34 AM

sounds like you just blew a $150 investment...

SOMEONE SAID COOKIES!!!! OMG

1/4/2009 2:49:39 AM

tell me

how do you bake ice cream?

1/4/2009 2:51:08 AM

birthday cake ice cream retard

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1/4/2009 2:52:15 AM

i went on a date with a cheerleader, I got everything I was expecting from the date... nothing...

1/4/2009 2:57:41 AM

wear protection even if she says shes on the pill

1/4/2009 2:58:46 AM

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"Jizz in my pants"

1/4/2009 3:08:04 AM

Stays at your place till 2:30am and no kiss...

1/4/2009 3:10:13 AM

well they did go to a bar so the time is about right, but still... if she went to your place and got nothing, that's a bad night. Specially if drinks were involved. Not saying you should take advantage, but damn, not even a kiss?

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1/4/2009 3:15:14 AM

awkward lol

1/4/2009 3:16:11 AM

you know, you went the wrong avenue and baked cookies, everyone knows you are suppose to woo ladies with brownies...

1/4/2009 3:20:42 AM

Only people on reality shows have "hot dates."

It's 2009, bitch.

1/4/2009 3:37:54 AM

^^Special brownies?

1/4/2009 3:38:42 AM

seal the deal... man

1/4/2009 3:39:15 AM

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"how do you bake ice cream?"

The same way you fry it at the Mexican restaurant?

1/4/2009 4:00:50 AM

you must be trying to straighten your life out

go from bagging hot bitches and puffing the pipe to having a normal date and baking cookies.


Then again you are an alias, so they are all lies anyway

1/4/2009 4:04:34 AM

Do you fuckers seriously have "hot dates"?

When has one of these been had since the movies?

Seriously, don't be afraid to insult.

[Edited on January 4, 2009 at 4:14 AM. Reason : ?]

1/4/2009 4:13:37 AM

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"how do you bake ice cream?"

1/4/2009 4:15:20 AM

never had fried ice cream, any good? sounds heart clogging...

1/4/2009 4:32:45 AM

It can be good. Most restaurants fuck it up.

1/4/2009 4:36:00 AM

Of course, it's good. And it's not so much worse than ice cream alone that you shouldn't try it.

Shit, just pack some frosted flakes round a scoop and call it fried ice cream.

1/4/2009 4:36:53 AM

You need to learn to read the signs as to whether or not you're gonna get any.

What I like to do is call up another ho that I know is good to take the rod about 20 mins before the girl who is obviously not going to give it up is going to leave. This has the guarantee arriving right as the prude is leaving. The prude realizes that someone else is going to get what she thought was hers and goes all woman-like in a jealous rage.

Usually results in a wild 3sum.

1/4/2009 7:49:57 AM

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"Hot Date Tonight"

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"blew $150 bucks"

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"I baked cookies"

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"no kiss"

1/4/2009 9:21:11 AM

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"no one cares about your alias adventures"

1/4/2009 9:28:54 AM

why did you have dinner at 2 different places?

1/4/2009 9:39:34 AM

His and hers

1/4/2009 9:50:40 AM

^^

And to think it was two places that didn't offer cookies or ice cream!

1/4/2009 9:54:31 AM

I just don't get the point of going to 2 places. I mean, were they still hungry after the first place so they went somewhere else or what? Then after 2 dinners they still had room for dessert. This broad must be a fatty.

1/4/2009 9:57:24 AM

^ Maybe an appetizer and drinks at the first place and wine and dinner at another. I've done that before.

1/4/2009 10:01:32 AM

i still don't get it, but to each his/her own I suppose

1/4/2009 10:03:16 AM

In one particular case, Lantern in Chapel Hill has really kick ass 1st courses but I don't like their entrees that much. There are like 4 other places less than a block away with better actual dinner, so you can get an app then walk and hold hands and pick something else out.

1/4/2009 10:07:24 AM

a lot of people will eat somewhere then go to melting pot or something for dessert

1/4/2009 10:09:29 AM

well that makes sense then I guess. It would be kinda cool to just bounce around a couple spots having appetizers sometime. Maybe I will give that a go next time I take a broad out.

1/4/2009 10:09:41 AM

i too enjoy that type of evening

a drink and an ap per place, hit like 4 places, then settle in somewhere to just drink

it's better in an area that you can just walk next door to the next place, like my neighborhood

1/4/2009 10:10:50 AM

You can do that in Raleigh too you northern liberal elite!

1/4/2009 10:12:20 AM

yeah, that's the one downside to living in Greensboro. You gotta fucking drive everywhere. I wish I could just park downtown and hop around, but the food places in downtown Greensboro fucking blow.

1/4/2009 10:12:45 AM

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"yeah, that's the one downside to living in Greensboro. You gotta fucking drive everywhere. I wish I could just park downtown and hop around, but the food places in downtown Greensboro fucking blow."

Aww the days of thinking Greensboro was the shit when I was in High School. Four Seasons Mall was classy and Tate St and downtown was happening.

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1/4/2009 10:15:23 AM

downtown isn't all that bad if you like 20 year old college dropouts and 40 something Metros trying to act like they are 30.

Walker St. was the shit back in the day though. Wahoo's and Wild Mag's FTMFW!

[Edited on January 4, 2009 at 10:20 AM. Reason : a]

1/4/2009 10:20:12 AM

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"why did you have dinner at 2 different places?"

it was the vibe. we were on SoBe/Lincoln Road and went to Van Dyke for appetizers and drinks and then went to an Italian restaurant for dinner and more drinks. we got some walking in between meals. then went to Love/Hate Bar and had a few more drinks.


got to my place and I had my arms around here and we listened to music for a few hrs. pretty cool vibe. she was a hot Columbian chick.

1/4/2009 10:46:34 AM

all that and you still didn't get your dick wet. gotta work on that shit, b.

1/4/2009 10:48:12 AM

you slippin man

1/4/2009 11:02:35 AM

1/4/2009 11:02:50 AM

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"all that drinking and you still didn't get your dick wet. gotta work on that shit, b."

there, fixed it

1/4/2009 11:12:02 AM

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"all that and you still didn't get your dick wet. gotta work on that shit, b. "

i know. it seemed like bwnage was on the horizon. but maybe the pussy is respectable. she was calling me "hun" and everything. i think the pussy will be given up later after another date.

i think thats just her pussy's philosophy.

1/4/2009 11:12:43 AM

Remember when the Amsterdam718 alias was interesting? nor do I.

How goes the legal problems?

1/4/2009 12:07:10 PM

i do admit, i loled

1/4/2009 12:51:19 PM

do you seriously have plans with this chick today or was she busting your balls?

1/4/2009 2:01:39 PM

i never made plans for today. besides i have to work at 9pm tonight.

1/4/2009 2:31:31 PM

^ your usual corner? be careful about those johns, yo...one might cut you

1/4/2009 2:32:37 PM