A pumpkin-pie willie.

1/5/2009 9:31:33 PM

but operation stfu is on right now

1/5/2009 9:36:07 PM

a dry dweedle

ask Slave Famous what that is

1/5/2009 9:38:09 PM

1/5/2009 10:19:16 PM

The shocker.

1/5/2009 10:20:12 PM

Haaaaaah, I had that once, climaxed in under a minute.

1/5/2009 10:32:33 PM

wet socks

where's that thread?

1/5/2009 10:32:57 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=443318

1/5/2009 10:35:31 PM

have you ever had your toes in someone's mouth???

that is one weird feeling.

1/5/2009 10:35:37 PM

I love that. I like sucking on them more though.

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 10:36 PM. Reason : Joe: message_topic.aspx?topic=506604 ]

1/5/2009 10:35:53 PM

A titty twister?

1/6/2009 12:32:02 AM

sharting

1/6/2009 12:33:47 AM

nigger

1/6/2009 12:34:27 AM

blue balls

1/6/2009 1:22:36 AM

cum in the ear

1/6/2009 1:23:21 AM

as opposed to cum behind the ear

1/6/2009 1:23:59 AM

or up the nose

1/6/2009 1:24:24 AM

a wooly willy?

1/6/2009 1:27:27 AM

aids

1/6/2009 1:33:01 AM

Something worse than a wet willy is a dry willy to the cornhole.

Just ask the guy from American History X!

1/6/2009 1:35:52 AM

You cannot just go around giving wet willies, willy nilly. A "wet willy" is a misdemeanor simple battery.

Should anyone give me one, I would immediately, and without hesitation, report the crime to the police, hire a lawyer and visit the hospital for forensic ear-saliva swab. I would press charges and the offender would, without a doubt, be prosecuted. I would then alert the offender's family, employer(s), and neighbors to the fact that the offender is now a violent criminal convicted of simple battery, in the hope that the offender gets left by their spouse, fired, and targeted by their HOA.

I am not kidding. Fucking try me.


[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 11:51 AM. Reason : ]

1/6/2009 11:41:48 AM

Wet Willies on Miami Beach?

1/6/2009 11:48:13 AM

getting spooge in your butt

1/6/2009 11:57:29 AM

Quote :

"At common law, simple battery is a misdemeanor and the elements of the offense are: An unlawful application of force; To the person of another; Resulting in either bodily injury or an offensive touching. The prosecutor must prove each element beyond a reasonable doubt. The common law elements serve as a basic template, but individual jurisdictions may alter them and they may vary slightly from state to state. Under modern statutory schemes, battery is often broken down into gradations for the purposes of determining the severity of punishment. Simple battery may include any form of non-consensual, harmful or insulting contact, regardless of the injury caused"

1/6/2009 12:47:26 PM

a wet Willy Nilly ?

1/6/2009 12:48:17 PM

no one said they didn't believe you

1/6/2009 12:48:43 PM

^^
winnar

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 12:48 PM. Reason : ]

1/6/2009 12:48:45 PM