Honestly, I would pay 1500 dollars for 60 minutes







I wouldn't think twice about it

1/5/2009 10:23:30 PM

$1500

maybe if i needed that level of secrecy

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 10:47 PM. Reason : v lulz

1/5/2009 10:24:02 PM

not $1500

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 10:24 PM. Reason : ^hundred squared?]

1/5/2009 10:24:05 PM

$1

1/5/2009 10:24:14 PM

i dunno about 1500, but i'd probably shell out a few hundred.

1/5/2009 10:24:34 PM

If I had to resort to paying for sex, I would at least make sure her vag didn't look like dried up roast beef.

That being said...I'd hit it for free.

1/5/2009 10:24:44 PM

No way would that get $1500. Hell, look at the face in the second picture. I think it used to be a man.

1/5/2009 10:25:16 PM

I mean, I guess I would take her on a date?

I'm not in to hooker buying though. Hooker killing?....sure. But not buying.

1/5/2009 10:25:29 PM

nvm

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 10:46 PM. Reason : don't want my salary info on here ]

1/5/2009 10:26:28 PM

you can still get roast beef sandwiches 5 for $5 at Arby's last time I checked

1/5/2009 10:27:03 PM

well now we know you make $75k if the $1500 you said you make a week is before taxes ($1500/week x 50 weeks)

could be $78k if you did 52 weeks

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 10:49 PM. Reason : 

1/5/2009 10:27:25 PM

^nope


but anyone who says they wouldn't give a weeks pay to bang her is either crazy or making incredibly good money

1/5/2009 10:34:43 PM

i wouldn't give an hour's pay for that skank

1/5/2009 10:37:24 PM

^^^ more like 110k

1/5/2009 10:39:41 PM

is that 1500 a week before or after taxes?

1/5/2009 10:40:09 PM

yall are all either dumb or liars

1/5/2009 10:40:36 PM

slave famous have you ever paid for pussy?

1/5/2009 10:43:07 PM

guess i'm dumb

1/5/2009 10:43:44 PM

nothxu

1/5/2009 10:44:08 PM

many times

twice this past weekend in fact

not 1500, not even close

but then again, she was no Mindy Vega

1/5/2009 10:44:22 PM

twice in a weekend? no game, eh?

jk id probably put something down for her though

1/5/2009 10:45:38 PM

I would never pay to fuck a broad

although the argument could be made that no sex is free

1/5/2009 10:46:07 PM

I was in Atlantic City, just me for the weekend

and I wasn't about to put in the effort

I went 3-1 betting the playoffs to more than cover the cost

1/5/2009 10:46:58 PM

Quote :

" although the argument could be made that no sex is free"

QFT. my credit card bills show my fiancee is the most expensive sex ive ever had

i guess i should say it's worth it though

1/5/2009 10:47:19 PM

it will be worth it eventually. and by eventually I mean when you have kids and they take care of you

1/5/2009 10:48:34 PM

Quote :

"you can still get roast beef sandwiches 5 for $5 at Arby's last time I checked"

el oh el

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 10:50 PM. Reason : her arms look like a chicken wing]

1/5/2009 10:49:11 PM

^^^lol, holy shit dude

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 10:49 PM. Reason : .]

1/5/2009 10:49:33 PM

^^^^ buying the cow instead of paying for milk

1/5/2009 10:50:32 PM

Quote :

"QFT. my credit card bills show my fiancee is the most expensive sex ive ever had i guess i should say it's worth it though"

lol

you may want to rethink that decision

1/5/2009 10:50:40 PM

its not elder statesmen like you two I'm concerned about

its the people like engrish and NueseRvrRat who say that Mindy Vega is ugly

I know people have different tastes, but I would LOVE to see who they consider hot

and who they're fucking at the moment

1/5/2009 10:50:41 PM

Slave Famous may actually have this shit figured out. I think hookers may be cheaper than girlfriends in the long run. shit, maybe even in the short run

1/5/2009 10:50:45 PM

well i would consider his analysis complete if he factors in the disease risk

do that and it may be cheaper to go with hookers

1/5/2009 10:51:38 PM

the pigtail picture got me. I might pay for that

1/5/2009 10:53:07 PM

I haven't had a proper girlfriend in months, probably coming up on a year now

The bedpost ticker keeps ticking, however, due to a combination of prostitutes, waitresses, and prostitute-waitresses

I haven't done the financials, but I would almost guarantee its significantly cheaper than having a full time GF

No presents, very occasional dinners, and no jewelry ( I bought one necklace, but that was a mistake )

For an emotionally shallow person with a decent modicum of living in their mid 20's, its definitely the way to go

1/5/2009 10:54:26 PM

i would imagine that he bitching is much less than with a full time gf

1/5/2009 10:56:07 PM

Quote :

"I haven't done the financials, but I would almost guarantee its significantly cheaper than having a full time GF"

I will go out on a limb here and say that I am 100% sure this statement is correct. Not to mention you don't have to deal with all the jealousy and getting a hard time about hanging out with your friends

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 10:57 PM. Reason : a]

1/5/2009 10:56:36 PM

call me crazy I just never cared for latinas

1/5/2009 10:57:52 PM

and since I've long since determined that I am incapable of love, I'll probably continue down this path until my early to mid thirties when I finally decide to settle with someone to appease my parents and not be 66 when my kids are in high school

but for the next 8-10 years, I'm sitting pretty the way I am

1/5/2009 10:58:34 PM

damn, i am doing it all wrong

1/5/2009 10:59:15 PM

i never said she wasn't hot

i just said i wouldn't pay to have sex with her

1/5/2009 11:00:24 PM

i just hate condoms, or else i would consider paying for sex

1/5/2009 11:00:35 PM

Its not for everyone

I have married friends my age who love every minute of it

But I just turned 24 and I figure I'm maybe 1/3 of the way thru my life, maybe less than that

Why would I want to spend the remaining 2/3 with the same person ?

1/5/2009 11:02:06 PM

Quote :

"I would never pay to fuck a broad"

Quote :

"i just hate condoms, or else i would consider paying for sex"

you change your mind quickly

1/5/2009 11:02:24 PM

^ true

1/5/2009 11:03:14 PM

Quote :

"The bedpost ticker keeps ticking, however, due to a combination of prostitutes, waitresses, and prostitute-waitresses"

lol, well put.

1/5/2009 11:08:12 PM

how much is an atlantic city hooker?

1/5/2009 11:15:38 PM

hot chick, but a little too bony

1/5/2009 11:15:46 PM

20 to well over a thou

I paid 300 and 400

the 300 girl I talked down from 5, but the 400 took a hard line at 4

1/5/2009 11:17:43 PM

Quote :

"call me crazy I just never cared for latinas"

ok. you're a fucking whackjob. hot latinas are the best.

1/5/2009 11:19:21 PM

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