or is that a Lineberry thang?

1/5/2009 11:17:16 PM

its a TKE thing and it should stay that way

its lame, unfunny and unorignal

shut the fuck up

1/5/2009 11:18:36 PM

I prefer trouser snake

1/5/2009 11:18:51 PM

I prefer penis

1/5/2009 11:19:19 PM

0/10

1/5/2009 11:19:26 PM

my 22222nd post will be in this thread

1/5/2009 11:19:29 PM

not *the definitive herb sendek 4ever*?

1/5/2009 11:20:15 PM

i am sure he will post a pic of herbs meat hog in that thread for 22222

1/5/2009 11:20:53 PM

i call my junk Sidney Lowe, i rent it out to NCSU Athletics

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 11:25 PM. Reason : and we have drunken typo number 1]

1/5/2009 11:22:21 PM

i emailed him for an autographed pic, but he hasn't responded yet

1/5/2009 11:22:22 PM

Quote :

"Sydney Lowe"

is that an Opera House?

1/5/2009 11:23:03 PM

LUNCHEON MEAT TRUNCHEON

1/5/2009 11:23:12 PM

I pefer "toys for twats"

1/5/2009 11:26:56 PM

post count check

1/5/2009 11:39:13 PM

I would rather it be a "bush hog" than a "meat hog."

~

1/5/2009 11:47:13 PM

chicks don't appreciate the bush

1/5/2009 11:49:26 PM

sausage mule

1/5/2009 11:50:51 PM

President Johnson

1/5/2009 11:56:43 PM

I'm not enough of a tool to give my junk a name.

1/6/2009 12:00:40 AM

tool is a good one... you're witty.

1/6/2009 12:01:13 AM

I honestly didn't notice anything until you said something.

1/6/2009 12:03:52 AM

I refer to my penis as "my penis." My spouse has other names for it... recently, for instance, when I tried to wake her up at 2:45 am after a night out with some friends and several different alcohols, she called it "that fucking thing," as in, "Stop poking at me with that fucking thing. Our daughter is gonna wake me up in two and a half hours."

She ended up staying awake anyway, and wasn't so pissed a bit later...

1/6/2009 12:04:30 AM

I like to call it a pogo stick

1/6/2009 12:05:29 AM

tell her that if she doesn't watch her tone, she'll wake up with that "red burn"

1/6/2009 12:05:46 AM

A cherry red & gray burn?

Bad TKE joke. I will now leave the internet for several hours in shame.

1/6/2009 12:07:13 AM

no shame

1/6/2009 12:09:58 AM

an Air Force Lieutenant Colonel I know sent an email out to a few of his subordinates (including one of my Capt friends, who told me the story).

He closed the email with:

CMH,

Mongo

My friend googled it, searched an air force forum, asked other people, and could not figure out what "CMH" meant. He finally asked the Colonel, who replied, "Chow my hog."

1/6/2009 5:43:12 AM

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

1/6/2009 6:37:00 AM

my answer is no

1/6/2009 7:03:12 AM