FIRST

1/6/2009 5:29:17 PM

SECOND

1/6/2009 5:29:58 PM

couldn't rub out a second one, hand cramped up, but i am still typing with my pants at my ankles

1/6/2009 5:34:51 PM

is this cause youre so ugly and fat your girl wont fuck you?

1/6/2009 5:38:54 PM

no, my dick is only 723 miles long, it won't make it that last mile

1/6/2009 5:42:08 PM

hey gunzz, why didn't you ever post in here?

Still going?

1/7/2009 5:19:16 PM

never started

1/7/2009 5:20:06 PM

you thread creating liar, you.

1/7/2009 5:20:29 PM

redtubin

1/8/2009 5:57:03 PM

1/8/2009 5:59:14 PM

skeet skeet skeet

1/8/2009 6:07:43 PM

going for round two in a few

1/9/2009 10:10:16 PM

this is uncalled for

1/9/2009 10:45:07 PM

done, my balls are fully drained, dirty schoolgirl video did the trick

1/9/2009 10:46:21 PM

my bicep cramped up from lifting, had to switch hit in the 9th inning

1/10/2009 4:25:59 PM

DONE

1/17/2009 8:08:50 PM

post

1/17/2009 8:18:43 PM

post

1/17/2009 11:14:35 PM

^^^ haha

1/17/2009 11:58:26 PM

done, skeet skeet skeet

2/13/2009 5:24:04 PM

i DO NOT want to hear about some 270 lb weirdo on thewolfweb's chronic masturbation issues

2/13/2009 5:27:52 PM

then dont click on the thread n00b

2/13/2009 5:35:03 PM

WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!

2/13/2009 5:39:22 PM

if by wipe them on a dirty pair of boxers, then ok

2/13/2009 5:56:47 PM

those .gifs are awesome lol

[Edited on February 13, 2009 at 5:58 PM. Reason : .]

2/13/2009 5:58:10 PM

Quote :

"if by wipe them on a dirty pair of boxers, then ok"

Close enough.

2/13/2009 9:59:04 PM

i'm going to fap to this lady later

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/13/2009 9:59:48 PM

done

2/13/2009 10:44:35 PM

maybe a little later

2/13/2009 11:04:10 PM

^^^ kinda sucked during the middle, but on the whole it was rather beautiful I must say


[/also fap]

2/13/2009 11:09:28 PM

nigga u crazy 3:54 to like about 6 minutes is the best part

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/13/2009 11:33:06 PM

she could tickle my ivories all day long, but the way she was hittin them low keys

just weren't happenin

2/13/2009 11:37:20 PM

who is Roll Call, and why were you masturbating him?

2/13/2009 11:56:52 PM

i can't stop listening to that concerto

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/14/2009 2:17:02 AM

just finished beatin it like it owes me money

2/15/2009 9:57:59 AM

skeet skeet

2/27/2009 6:35:40 PM

You know what else is good on a friday night - actual sex with a woman - you should try it.

2/27/2009 11:09:54 PM