1/7/2009 4:00:59 PM

wat?

1/7/2009 4:01:31 PM

damn, if only it wasn't in louisville

1/7/2009 4:02:03 PM

hahaha

1/7/2009 4:11:01 PM

Interview with a fucking vampire

1/7/2009 4:11:44 PM

just sent this to everyone in my office, hilarious.

1/7/2009 4:12:24 PM

Quote :

"FREE ORAL SEX"

1/7/2009 4:14:17 PM

this guy is dumb

no one in their right mind would lick cat without 100 percent guarantee of the favor being returned

even then, its a painstaking and unpleasant ordeal

1/7/2009 4:14:21 PM

Damn I'm a mean bitch, but I have a heart.

I started to type LivinProof78's email address in the sign-up box. I think someone needs to prank a few girls.

[Edited on January 7, 2009 at 4:15 PM. Reason : e]

1/7/2009 4:14:21 PM

Quote :

"You should let your friends know about your experience if you have a good time. Word of mouth is the best advertisement, so if you enjoyed yourself, recommend me to your friends. Also, you can utilize my service as often as you would like."

1/7/2009 4:14:52 PM

haha im gonna send diva's

1/7/2009 4:15:40 PM

Quote :

"No offense meant to any of you, but you must be clean and not smell bad. I've never been with a dirty woman, but I have been around a few that I would not be able to help in this area. If I cannot breathe, I cannot help you. Also, I will not go down on anyone who is on the rag unless we are dating. Sorry for the inconvenience."

1/7/2009 4:19:24 PM

Quote :

"no one in their right mind would lick cat without 100 percent guarantee of the favor being returned"

Not true.

Quote :

"even then, its a painstaking and unpleasant ordeal"

Occasionally painstaking, far from unpleasant.

1/7/2009 4:25:03 PM

1/7/2009 4:25:25 PM

http://www.raleighfreeface.com/

1/7/2009 4:25:52 PM

THAT BITCH IS ON HOUSE ARREST


HAHAHAHAHAHHA

1/7/2009 4:26:35 PM

Quote :

" For those who wish to know a little of who I am Physical Characteristics Full Name: Leslie George Kistner III What I go by: George, Vampire Lord, or God Age: 28 Birthdate: September 2, 1980 Origin: Louisville, KY Height: 6’ Weight: 184 lbs. Complexion: Fair Build: Slim,and getting bigger, but working on becoming athletic Hair Color: Dark Blonde, but currently died an off form of magenta Eye Color: Blue Piercings: One--tongue Tattoos: 1--Chest-Burning Sigil of Baphomet Other Information Favorite Holiday: Halloween Occupation: Student and College Math Tutor IQ Test Scores: Range from 132 - 163--Avg. = 154 Relational Status : Single Degrees Attained: Associates Degree in Accounting; Associates Degree in Science Hobbies: Weightlifting, Giving Massages, Giving Oral Sex to Attractive Females, Reading, Intelligence Puzzles, Nature, Vampires, the Gothic Scene, Video Games, and Religions that Employ the use of Magick Collections: Transformers (the toys), Swords & Medieval weaponry (temporarily out of my possession) Religious Information I am an Ordained Minister of the Universal Life Church. I can legally marry and baptize people in 48 states. At one time I was a dedicated and Initiated Wiccan Priest in the Coven of Uncharted Waters. "

1/7/2009 4:27:42 PM

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!

1/7/2009 4:28:31 PM

Quote :

"What I go by: George, Vampire Lord, or God"

I called!

Interview with a fucking vampire

1/7/2009 4:29:10 PM

Quote :

"EPIC FACE SITTING"

1/7/2009 4:29:59 PM

Does he also toss DAT 190% SALAD DRANK?

[Edited on January 7, 2009 at 5:07 PM. Reason : alsdkf;jasdl]

1/7/2009 5:06:54 PM