I wore through the thighs of a pair of jeans in less than 6 months


In my defense though, they were $8 jeans from wally world

1/7/2009 7:42:33 PM

Welcome to the fat club! Gah it's so nice to have a new member.

1/7/2009 7:43:14 PM

You should walk about 10 miles a day. I think RD did that.

1/7/2009 7:43:22 PM

i'm gonna pick it up to 5 from 2, i put on about 10lbs during the holidays

1/7/2009 7:44:15 PM

Isn't RD still fat?

1/7/2009 7:44:24 PM

at people who say "wally world" and at people who buy their jeans there

1/7/2009 7:44:41 PM

Yeah...if you're fat you gotta pay more money for your jeans...it takes me much longer to get a hole in the inner thighs of my jeans

1/7/2009 7:45:32 PM

eh buying jeans from wal mart is another problem.

1/7/2009 7:46:02 PM

wait, are we talking about like the seam or what?

1/7/2009 7:46:27 PM

No, where fat people's thighs rub together. People who aren't fat don't know this problem, but where you thighs rub together it eventually makes a hole in the jeans.

1/7/2009 7:48:09 PM

I probably get one new pair of pants once every two years. Otherwise, it's hand-me down.

1/7/2009 7:50:13 PM

lady, i'm fat as fuck and i've never worn the jeans through at the thighs

i routinely pop seams though
cause i have a fat guy ass

1/7/2009 7:51:11 PM

i say just rock the hole...put a cool patch on it. It could be kinda hot.

1/7/2009 7:51:20 PM

i damn sure aint wearing anything i wouldn't mind getting, black liquor, oil, grease, rust, slime, or anything else you can find at a paper mill on, so yes i buy disposable jeans at wally world

1/7/2009 7:59:55 PM

1/7/2009 8:05:05 PM

Pretty sure this is a problem exclusive to fat chicks or really, really fat guys.

1/7/2009 8:20:56 PM

this is the only fairly recent pic i could find with most of me in it



that was around ~290 closer to ~270 now

1/7/2009 8:50:00 PM

and you just now realized you're fat?

1/7/2009 8:51:12 PM

i was trying to grow about 6", but that didnt work, and there is no z variable in the bmi chart

1/7/2009 9:01:33 PM

Quote :

"You should walk about 10 miles a day"

he's not tryin' to ruin another pair of pants

1/7/2009 9:04:11 PM

you know what though its a good thing when you realize this now then a lot later.

1/7/2009 9:05:08 PM

Quote :

"where you thighs rub together"

Other people being large doesn't bother me

But the physical feeling of my own thighs rub together when I walk disgusts me

1/7/2009 9:12:06 PM

why dont you just got an buy a pair of dickies. im sure wally world is the only thing major store there as well.

1/7/2009 9:15:40 PM

1) Wake up 20 minutes earlier
2) Put on athletic clothes
3) ...
4) Profit!

1/7/2009 9:20:30 PM

Dude, I have a 10-dolla pair from Target (pronounced "Tarjay")...and they are holding up pretty well. And you know I ain't no lil moflucka. Of course, I'm about 30 pounds lighter than I was and down to wearing either 38 or 40 waist depending on if I'm having a fat day.

When I was around 290-300, I was wearing out the crotch in jeans left and right though. Khakis? Hang it up, dawg.

1/7/2009 9:26:46 PM

^hows that tire?

1/7/2009 9:26:50 PM

they were dickies, the jeans don't hold up anywhere near as good as the regular pants

btw, the wrangler button up shirts are great, $5-6, warm in the winter with an undershirt, and dry sweat quick in the summer, haven't screwed one up yet

1/7/2009 9:33:02 PM

they dont sell carhart up there.

1/7/2009 9:34:38 PM

why would i buy that overpriced crap

i might as well buy a coach purse and some uggz

1/7/2009 9:38:42 PM

i dont wear so i dont know the cost. i just thought rednecks wore it cause it was warm.

1/7/2009 9:40:42 PM

no, posers wear it because they think its cool

http://www.getzs.com/carhartt.html?cm_mmc_o=-pcByplCjC2zytzyffCjC2zytzyff%20PyzEp%20VzTwCjC2zytzyff%20PyzEp%20swYcBypl&gclid=CNfm6pf5_ZcCFRLoxgodpjrYIQ

1/7/2009 9:42:09 PM

Are there redneck posers?

1/7/2009 9:45:13 PM

indeed there are

people that pay a lot to look like they didnt

1/7/2009 9:45:52 PM

^^surprisingly... yes

[Edited on January 7, 2009 at 9:49 PM. Reason : more upz]

1/7/2009 9:49:29 PM

Don't get too fat, or you will get elephantiasis!!!

1/7/2009 9:49:50 PM

^ just stick to the adult diapers bed pisser

1/7/2009 9:51:03 PM

fuck all that overpriced shit. holy shit i had no idea

1/7/2009 9:53:34 PM

1/7/2009 11:44:13 PM

bttt

1/8/2009 11:43:37 AM

PHAT

1/8/2009 11:57:58 AM