While I was in Cambodia my wallet was stolen. In order for me to get a new alien registration card, I was told I had to get a Japanese police report on what happened first. This was the conversation I had with the officer.

"So where did this happen?"
"Cambodia."
"Oh.... where in Cambodia?"
"Siem Reap."
"What's that?"
"It's a city."
"I've never heard of it."
"It's next to Angkor Wat."
"I think I've heard of that. Do you know what ward it happened in?"
"I'm pretty sure they don't have those in Cambodia."
"Oh, well where in Siem Reap did it happen?"
"In a tuk tuk."
"Is that a city ward?"
"No... it's like a taxi."
"Oh, so it was inside a car?"
"No, tuk tuks are open air."
"But taxis aren't."
"Correct."
"What color was the tuk tuk?"

this went on for an hour before he finally says...

"Actually, it turns out I can't file a police report for this because you're not Japanese. You have to report it to American police."



[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 3:09 AM. Reason : words]

1/8/2009 3:07:43 AM

your blog is boring

1/8/2009 3:09:00 AM

BUMMER!

1/8/2009 3:09:15 AM

Something tells me if I called Raleigh PD to try to get a police report they'd tell me I was an idiot

1/8/2009 3:10:09 AM

lol asians.

American police will probably tazer shoot you.

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 3:10 AM. Reason : .]

1/8/2009 3:10:39 AM

Was it a holiday?

1/8/2009 3:11:36 AM

FailMcaids is such a huge failure pile in damn near every thread he's ever vomited on

1/8/2009 3:12:15 AM

^^^ lol

^^ yes. I already have a police report from the Cambodian police but immigration is telling me I need a Japanese police report and the police are telling me they won't do one. I hate bureaucracy

1/8/2009 3:13:55 AM

Dead Kennedys tried to warn you.

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 3:24 AM. Reason : ]

1/8/2009 3:15:03 AM

^3
I see ur script!

1/8/2009 3:18:32 AM

Quote :

"Something tells me if I called Raleigh PD to try to get a police report they'd tell me I was an idiot"

if you call Raleigh PD for anything at all they're going to be pretty reluctant to help you and give you this same run-around, I can tell you that much

when my car got stolen and debit charges started showing up on my card in Wilmington, I called RPD and I was like THE NIGGA IS IN WILMINGTON, they were like that's nice, why don't you call Wilmington PD? what the fuck am I paying taxes for, for you to write me traffic tickets and eat donuts? fuck da police

1/8/2009 8:01:01 AM

Quote :

"write me traffic tickets and eat donuts? fuck da police "

deserves repeating

1/8/2009 8:03:25 AM

Quote :

"what the fuck am I paying taxes for, for you to write me traffic tickets and eat donuts?"

dont forget noise ordinance tickets

1/8/2009 8:04:14 AM

How did your wallet get stolen inside a taxi?

1/8/2009 8:08:34 AM

^^^^


ahahahaha, i still remember when the cops came to the house, they asked is josh home, and when i asked why, they said they found your car, then i was like yeah hes here, and they gave me a funny look

and going to the police station to get a release order shitfaced drunk was priceless

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 8:11 AM. Reason : fuck the popo, we ride armed through the ghetto lokkin for our own shit]

1/8/2009 8:09:34 AM

Quote :

"they asked is josh home, and when i asked why, they said they found your car, then i was like yeah hes here, and they gave me a funny look"

good lookin' out

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 8:13 AM. Reason : ^ dude they left it on south saunders too, we were like, a couple blocks away from it ]

1/8/2009 8:12:24 AM

this is why you go to ninjas, because they are everywhere in japan!

1/8/2009 8:16:22 AM

ninjas will get your car back before you even knew the shit was stolen

1/8/2009 8:53:43 AM

1/8/2009 8:59:18 AM

"Hello...RPD?"

"This is RPD.... what?"

"I need to file a police report."

"errrrrrr.....what?"

1/8/2009 9:12:40 AM

why would american police be in japan

1/8/2009 9:26:21 AM

rush hour? ^

oh wait that was china

1/8/2009 9:27:10 AM

DO YOU

UNDERSTAND

THE WORDS

COMING OUTTA MY MOUF?

1/8/2009 9:42:27 AM

why didnt you file a report in cambodia?

1/8/2009 9:44:37 AM

^ I did but immigration wants one from the Japanese police. Cambodian police aren't good enough

^^^^ They're saying I should call the American police and have them do it over the phone lol.

Quote :

"How did your wallet get stolen inside a taxi?"

but ours didn't have sides, so it was more like sitting in a hay wagon. Sitting at a red light + not paying attention = ninja Cambodian motorbike thieves pick pocket tourist.

In actuality it could have happened at the bar we were in but since I had paid for my drinks and then we immediately climbed into one of these guys it's more likely it happened in the tuk tuk. Our local guide was saying this happens a lot. That's what I get for being a dumbass

1/8/2009 6:47:42 PM

1/8/2009 7:28:22 PM

No, people with an IQ ~60 are retarded.

1/8/2009 7:30:13 PM

^

1/8/2009 8:08:21 PM

lol

1/8/2009 11:11:04 PM

you probably just dropped it

1/9/2009 4:31:38 AM

Naw, I remember putting it in my purse and I also remember being an idiot and not closing the zipper on said purse. I guess it might be possible it fell out of the purse but unlikely considering its design.

Luckily it only had $5 in it so it wasn't a big deal other than having to deal with getting a new green card thing.

1/9/2009 4:40:22 AM