http://www.mergerecords.com/score/

i will be your friend forever

1/8/2009 3:57:52 PM

I will

but it will cost you your anal virginity

deal?

1/8/2009 3:58:48 PM

get a jerb

1/8/2009 3:58:49 PM

i have a jerb

but i just bought a new amp

and while i've been contemplating this purchase for a while

you have to subscribe before the 11th

1/8/2009 4:01:41 PM

i too would like somebody to buy that for me

that and a ticket to their festival in july

1/8/2009 4:02:15 PM

i will not sir, but thank you for your request.

1/8/2009 4:02:51 PM

i will buy it if you agree to cover my tuition for the next school year

1/8/2009 4:03:05 PM

yeah I'll get right on that

1/8/2009 4:03:15 PM

just because i got free money and didn't get you a guitar doesn't mean im buyin you cds

1/8/2009 6:14:38 PM