i hate having to choose between takin the browns to the super bowl at the nasty bathroom at work, or risking a disaster on the way home to drop the cosby kids off at the pool in my sanctuary

what should i do tdub?

1/9/2009 4:44:40 PM

shit at work...the house you live in will smell more pleasant.

1/9/2009 4:46:46 PM

as often as you shit yourself.. i think i'd take the safe way out

1/9/2009 4:46:48 PM

i know better than to fart in this situation

1/9/2009 4:49:15 PM

shit at work

getting paid to shit FTW

1/9/2009 4:50:58 PM

Getting paid to shit at work is the way to go. I do this all the time.

[Edited on January 9, 2009 at 4:52 PM. Reason : ^ Great minds.]

1/9/2009 4:51:17 PM

i'm salaried, i don't get turd overtimes

1/9/2009 4:53:00 PM

Make sure you make loud obnoxious noises when you shit at work.

"UUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG" *plop*

1/9/2009 4:54:40 PM

oooohhhhhh oh ohhhh, AF-ternoon du-umps...

1/9/2009 5:16:03 PM

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"oooohhhhhh oh ohhhh, AF-ternoon du-umps..."

0/10

1/9/2009 5:19:05 PM

Shitting at work is great IF you have a nice place to poop. I currently work in a large office building with big, clean, attractively decorated, well-maintained restrooms, one on each floor, where the users are white-collar folk who don't wipe doodoo on the walls. I once worked in a dingier office building where the restroom had one stall and one urinal and low ceilings, not a pleasant pooping environment. If I worked at Wal-Mart I'd hold it until I got home.

1/9/2009 5:30:20 PM

yeah I always wait til afternoon to ditch girls

1/9/2009 5:31:40 PM

i have to use a 50 year old shitter at a paper mill that isn't even bolted to the floor, not a pleasant experience

1/9/2009 5:41:33 PM

stop complaining. Just be grateful that something is coming out your asshole for once

1/9/2009 5:42:30 PM

i made it home, but i had no tp, wiping your ass with paper towels and clogging up the shitter ftl

1/9/2009 5:43:26 PM

on a related note, got a text from a buddy bitching about his clients today. i was like, what did you expect when you choose to practice criminal law?

he responds: "a bearded lady who stole a dog, a felony, took a dump 85 feet away in my public bathroom and stunk up the whole office"

i laughed

1/9/2009 5:45:00 PM

yea thats why you drink coffee at about 9 to get things moving

1/9/2009 5:46:57 PM

cesspool

1/9/2009 7:35:58 PM

I shit at work so i can save tp

1/9/2009 7:36:36 PM

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"I shit at work so i can save tp"

That's not a bad idea!

1/9/2009 8:26:19 PM

stealing a dog is a felony?

1/9/2009 8:33:36 PM

our tp at work feels like sandpaper with broken glass and splinters in it

i always end up with paper/turd ball dingleberries and an itchy ass

1/9/2009 8:50:13 PM

shit at work. It saves you tp and water.

1/9/2009 8:50:57 PM

My toddler knows to "go poopoo" when the urge first hits. What the hell is your problem?

1/9/2009 11:04:29 PM

maybe i'm wearin coveralls, a harness, and luggin 30 pounds of gear in a confined space and can just hold it

1/9/2009 11:08:08 PM

more like afternoon delights

am i rite

1/9/2009 11:14:40 PM

Quote :

"getting paid to shit FTW"

1/9/2009 11:36:59 PM

Quote :

"Shitting at work is great IF you have a nice place to poop. I currently work in a large office building with big, clean, attractively decorated, well-maintained restrooms, one on each floor, where the users are white-collar folk who don't wipe doodoo on the walls."

1/10/2009 3:26:18 AM

shitting at home >>> shitatainaaaaaag at work

1/10/2009 3:39:44 AM

you would be wrong, sir

1/10/2009 3:40:20 AM

fuck you, you're wrong sir

1/10/2009 3:40:50 AM

sir, i disapprove of what you say

but i will defend to the death your right to say it

1/10/2009 3:42:06 AM

indeed,

and, i, sir, will defend your right to disagree

1/10/2009 3:43:25 AM

10/10 conversation

1/10/2009 3:44:41 AM

Quote :

"getting paid to shit FTW"

1/10/2009 4:31:37 AM

i'd rather get paid to post on tdub than shit

1/10/2009 10:22:53 AM

how about shitting at work while posting on TDub using a company blackberry.

that'd be baller as fuck

1/12/2009 12:26:01 AM