that shit is like perfect 6ths.

This has been a big business presentation.

[Edited on January 10, 2009 at 1:25 PM. Reason : 'za's]

1/10/2009 1:23:41 PM

lol when i worked at papa johns this was a pet peeve of mine...hated when ppl would cut that shit all lopsided

1/10/2009 1:24:55 PM

pics or it didnt happen

1/10/2009 1:25:07 PM

that pizza looks like shit

1/10/2009 1:25:13 PM

now that is a good lookin pizza

1/10/2009 1:29:08 PM

i hear white pizza makes you go gay

1/10/2009 1:29:32 PM

too bad pizza places cut into 8ths. your skills are of no use to the industry

1/10/2009 1:38:07 PM

actually the bottom half is way larger than the top half

1/10/2009 1:38:57 PM

These guys LOVE white pizza

1/10/2009 1:42:36 PM

hahaha

1/10/2009 1:53:47 PM

Quote :

"These guys LOVE white pizza"

and who can blame them. White pizza is delicious

1/10/2009 1:55:46 PM

oh hai nerdchick

1/10/2009 1:56:07 PM

Quote :

"too bad pizza places cut into 8ths. your skills are of no use to the industry "

my next creation will be 5ths to show my endless ability

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1/10/2009 1:59:58 PM

actually pizzas that are size small from papa johns are cut into 6ths...no point in trying to make a small pizza have 8 slices

1/10/2009 2:01:17 PM

I cut small pizzas into 18ths

1/10/2009 2:01:54 PM

cutting a pizza into 5ths is more useless than the most ridiculous product in SkyMall

1/10/2009 2:05:53 PM

you seem pretty proud of some shit that 3^rd graders are capable of...

1/10/2009 2:20:11 PM

Quote :

"my next creation will be 5ths to show my endless ability"

now that's hard

1/10/2009 2:21:04 PM

does insulting people with difficulties make you feel good?

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1/10/2009 2:21:22 PM

Quote :

"IMPROPERLY CUT PIZZA"

1/10/2009 2:22:19 PM

not particularly

but I guess it depends on what kinds of difficulties you have....

1/10/2009 2:23:09 PM

the slices from 1o'clock to 3o'clock and 7o'clock to 9o'clock appear to be the only slices perfectly symmetrical to their polar opposites

unless there is some serious lens perspective distortion
the midnight and 6pm slices are different sizes

1/10/2009 2:25:03 PM

im just saying
white pizza is where it's at

1/10/2009 2:26:19 PM

there seems to be a connection between liking white pizza and liking the penis

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1/10/2009 2:27:44 PM

paging PrufrockNCSU

1/10/2009 2:52:59 PM

Quote :

"that pizza looks like shit"

1/10/2009 4:56:53 PM

^evan ftw

1/10/2009 4:58:55 PM

bottom pieces are way larger than top, i would send this back

1/10/2009 5:32:26 PM

Mmmmm... nothing like some poorly sliced pepperoni and diarrhea and vomit pizza.

1/10/2009 5:42:31 PM

fool, you need to rectify yo paralax

that pizza's not even close to having equal slices

1/10/2009 5:46:38 PM

It not even close to perfect 6ths. I think that might be the worst pizza cutting job I've ever seen. I'm doubting that you have the potential to do any better though, you should stick to posting on the internet.

1/10/2009 6:04:26 PM

1/10/2009 6:06:54 PM

That's awesome.

1/10/2009 6:32:39 PM

$23 for one pizza?

that shit better come with a blowjob

1/10/2009 6:46:05 PM

$23 for one blowjob?

that shit better come with a pizza

1/10/2009 6:49:54 PM

well played sir

well played

1/10/2009 6:54:40 PM

1/10/2009 7:04:31 PM

white pizza is like real pizza, but someone forgot all the good stuff

1/10/2009 7:48:57 PM

What is the diameter of the pizza?

1/10/2009 8:03:49 PM

That pizza looks like SHIT

1/10/2009 8:06:15 PM

^^^no white pizza is heaven
i recommend the white pizza at mellow mushroom... with red onions, sundried tomatoes, and grilled chicken

1/11/2009 12:33:44 AM

twoozles is a fat ass "i move too fast" type broad...anything she says is wrong

1/11/2009 12:35:57 AM

sorry i think you're creepy and was never interested in you. you're going to have to get over it eventually.

1/11/2009 12:36:59 AM

Carrie Fisher was into massive amounts of blow i doubt she had time for pizza

1/11/2009 12:37:20 AM

i knew i should have gotten into coke

1/11/2009 12:39:18 AM

GOD I'M HUNGRY. STOP COMPELLING ME TO READ THIS TOPIC ABOUT PIZZA. THAT HUGE IMAGE OF THE WHITE PIZZA IS TOO COMPELLING.

1/11/2009 12:40:18 AM

Did you seriously cut your pizza and think to yourself, "Goddamn, self, I oughta take a picture of that pizza and make a thread about it"?

1/11/2009 1:35:13 AM

"I'm just saying ... isn't that a good parking job?"
"Hey ... hey that IS good! Hey Lou, check out the park job in 7A!"
"Ooooh....sweet."

1/11/2009 3:01:06 AM

when pizza's on a bagel

1/11/2009 3:05:32 AM

^YOU CAN HAVE PIZZA ANYTIME!

1/11/2009 3:10:10 AM