1964 Dodge 330...blew it up on the way to the beach in high school.
1974 Volkswagen...crushed in the right door and all but tore out reverse gear while zooming across gullies in a field.
Some year Taurus when I rearended the fuck out of it while playing with my HP 48 calculator. Fuckin' games...
1986 Isuzu Trooper...grenaded the transmission, ruined the rear axle bearings, and broke the front axle gears from too much clutch popping and slam shifting. Also broke the radio when I crammed the gearstick into it (also incidentally fucked up third gear)
1984 Nissan Sentra...minding my own bidness at a stoplight when some geezer with a revoked license and a Chevy conversion van rearended me.
1991 Toyota Turd-cel...rearended this girl at a stoplight on Dan Allen. Thank god. This car was a supreme hunk of shit before this all happened.
1984 Nissan Maxima...I guess I drove it through too many fields at breakneck speed...transmission shit the bed one day out on the jerb.
1984 Toyota Celica GTS...spun out and planted it in a ditch ass-end first...TWICE.
1987 Acura Integra...Blew the engine THREE times (one in a dramatic fashion that left holes in the engine), grenaded the transmission (left a trail of trans oil for about a block and chunks of metal in the road), and crushed in the front end in a spectacular rear-ender (in which a Nissan Altima and a Chevy Monte Carlo were also pwnt).

That is all.

1/11/2009 7:48:41 PM

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1/11/2009 7:50:07 PM

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1/11/2009 7:50:26 PM

so you like rearending people

1/11/2009 7:51:38 PM

If they have TWO holes. Not afeared of a lil fecal matter on my wang. As long as it's FEMALE fecal matter. I'd prefer it if they enemized themselves first.

Looks like yet another epic FAIL for zxappeal. Boy, that cat is retarded as fuck.

1/11/2009 7:53:15 PM

god you suck, I have never hit anyone or been hit, and have never had a car die on me

1/11/2009 7:54:12 PM

Quote :

"god you suck, I have never hit anyone or been hit, and have never had a car die on me"

Do you drive like Armageddon will swoop down upon the world if you as much make a small driving error? Or are you 16, with a driver's license 2 weeks old?

1/11/2009 7:55:23 PM

nope, and nope

I just dont suck

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1/11/2009 7:55:57 PM

nope, he's just a general douche

1/11/2009 7:56:22 PM

yeah...it's not really all that hard not to drive like an asshole

1/11/2009 7:56:33 PM

I guess I'm just an asshole...

1/11/2009 7:58:29 PM

i have totaled several vehicles with big red, may the best of luck crushing hippies come to the alabama kid that bought it

RIP BIG RED, sorry I traded you to pay the sales tax on my new truck.

You totaled 4 cars and a durango, three of which weren't my fault, one was yours for shitty brakes, pimpmaster69 fucked in the back of you riding down 70 on top of optmusprimer's boat cover, you hauled damn near everything to build Jeepman's garage, you've been treated like a red headed step-child and never let me down, you made that last trip all the way to Tennessee through the mountains with a bad transmission and 240k on the odometer drinking $350 worth of gas in 12 hours, and like an asshole, I sold you like a whore.






movin Igor off into the sunset:





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1/11/2009 8:12:21 PM

bttt

1/12/2009 11:01:23 AM