where every fucking thing in the world that is metallic and grounded decides to shock the fuck out of me and i have to touch anything metal with the back of my hand for fear of a pwnt phalangee

God forbid i slide my ass on the chair before i get up...

1/13/2009 5:52:48 PM

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/13/2009 5:54:06 PM

shut up you know you agree dont play

1/13/2009 5:55:03 PM

At least the days are getting longer.

1/13/2009 6:00:01 PM

1/13/2009 6:02:11 PM

The worst laptop shocks ever start this month

FUCK ME OW

1/13/2009 6:03:07 PM

Quote :

"where every fucking thing in the world that is metallic and grounded decides to shock the fuck out of me and i have to touch anything metal with the back of my hand for fear of a pwnt phalangee"

yea wtf is this about?

I get shocked to shit every time I get out of my car.

1/13/2009 6:05:25 PM

something about science



well i dont like it

1/13/2009 6:11:35 PM

dry air

1/13/2009 6:25:14 PM

i know. i keep shocking my poor cat every time i touch her.

1/13/2009 7:10:10 PM

my printer at work shocks me every time i turn it on and off

1/13/2009 7:11:15 PM

damnit

now it's ridiculous

the faucet just shocked me twice, and then when it cant get more ridiculous the WATER shocked me

things are not good

2/1/2009 3:04:11 PM

i could have sent marty back to the future with that 1.21 jiggawatt shock from takin my shirt off right then

2/23/2009 10:52:40 PM

does anyone hit the car door with their hand really fast to get the shock over with and then close the door?

2/23/2009 10:54:20 PM

I do for real!

2/23/2009 10:54:41 PM

i love when the cats try to smell me and they get shocked

the best was when otto woke me up at about 5 am because he was chasing the little blue bolts all over the fleece blanket

he would move, build up a charge, it would discharge with a bolt and pop and he would try to kill it

2/23/2009 10:55:32 PM

i have gotten so every thing that i touch that is metal, i touch with the back of my hand first

2/23/2009 11:09:16 PM

hahah I just smack the shit out of it

2/23/2009 11:10:03 PM

hahah I touched my lightswitch today and I saw the fucking static bolt.

2/23/2009 11:16:07 PM

haha when i was a kid i loved turning out the lights and letting my eyes adjust and then moving all over a fleece blanket and watch the little sparks all over the place

2/23/2009 11:17:41 PM

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"i love when the cats try to smell me and they get shocked the best was when otto woke me up at about 5 am because he was chasing the little blue bolts all over the fleece blanket he would move, build up a charge, it would discharge with a bolt and pop and he would try to kill it"

I LOLed IRL at the image of this

2/23/2009 11:19:33 PM

my kitten shocked me about 5 times in a row.
NO, KITTY!

2/24/2009 1:15:54 AM

what's the big deal about being shocked? It's not like it hurts or anything.

2/24/2009 5:29:17 AM

it does if you touch with the tip of your finger and you aren't expecting it

just want to open a door in peace

2/24/2009 6:43:49 AM

I zapped our TV the other day so bad with static that now the volume, channel and power buttons no longer work!! I wanted to change the source so I had pressed that button when I zapped it. Now EVERY button except the source button changes the source. Source button doesn't do anything. The universal remote that we have programmed does the same thing since it's linked up to those buttons. It's terrible I ruined our TV......

[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 8:40 AM. Reason : ]

2/24/2009 8:39:23 AM

Quote :

"does anyone hit the car door with their hand really fast to get the shock over with and then close the door?"

and all this time i thought everyone would think i was crazy for doing this.

2/24/2009 9:24:29 AM

^ nope i actually touch the key to anything metal first. it'll discharge & no shock!

2/24/2009 3:49:32 PM

yall are some Ernest goes to Jail motherfuckers

I never get shocked unless I'm trying to by rubbing my head on a ballon

2/24/2009 3:53:12 PM

im just a foot draggin' bumbler that builds up shocks

got my dog in the nose the other day and she was pissssed

2/24/2009 3:55:09 PM

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"^ nope i actually touch the key to anything metal first. it'll discharge & no shock! "

i do this too. If you have your keys in your pocket they are charged as well. touch your key to anything metal and you'll see the spark from the key to the object but you dont feel anything

2/24/2009 4:06:49 PM

whats the longest spark you ever got

i shot like a 1mm-thick, 8mm long spark on my laptop's touchpad

2/24/2009 4:58:36 PM

like you could judge millimeters

tho I guess you have a good reference with that tiny cock of yours

2/24/2009 5:00:13 PM

i got out of my car the other day and had a shock that was accompanied by a huge spark. i was about 1/2 to 3/4 inch away, and it arc'd.

hurt like hell

2/24/2009 5:02:47 PM

My dog and I have been shocking each other constantly

2/24/2009 5:05:12 PM

i thought you were in exile

2/24/2009 5:11:43 PM

worst for me are pajama/lounge pants and my car door.

2/24/2009 5:13:44 PM

I came back

2/24/2009 5:13:48 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu85zTAoRJ0

2/24/2009 5:20:25 PM

you came back

or

you cam eback?

2/24/2009 5:21:28 PM