Please add your list. Mine:

1)people who end emails with "cheers for now".

2)Petwoners who refer to themselves as Mommy and Daddy in the context to the family pet.

3)woman who use sex for attention. No, you don't live to suck cock and no you don't just love taking it in your ass.

4)people who shit on hockey.

5)Clayton Endicott III - what an asshole.

[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 9:25 AM. Reason : context to the family]

1/14/2009 9:21:00 AM

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"2)Petwoners who refer to themselves as Mommy and Daddy in the cotest to their pet."

for a second I thought you were droppin' phat diction up in hurr, then I realized your keyboard was apparently a rape victim

1/14/2009 9:22:21 AM

residual coffee residue in cups

1/14/2009 9:22:32 AM

1) people who get pissed off about email closings

2) people who get pissed off about how people talk to an animal

3) sexually frustrated people

4) people who like hockey

....

but really, not many things piss me off.

1/14/2009 9:24:44 AM

So you mean I really won't die if I don't get a cock in my mouth soon? Sometimes I think I will. I'm glad to know that's not the case.

Thanks guy!!!!!

1/14/2009 9:28:43 AM

Quote :

"woners"

1/14/2009 9:32:10 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Ploytation-Matthew-Fitzgerald/dp/0966963903

1/14/2009 9:34:51 AM

People who post threads on message boards about things that piss them off... as if you are so important that we care what pisses you off...

1/14/2009 9:44:01 AM

Quote :

"Please add your list. Mine: 1)people who end emails with "cheers for now". 2)Petwoners who refer to themselves as Mommy and Daddy in the context to the family pet. 3)woman who use sex for attention. No, you don't live to suck cock and no you don't just love taking it in your ass. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! 4)people who shit on hockey. 5)Clayton Endicott III - what an asshole."

I fixed it

1/14/2009 10:00:54 AM

People who pass me, get in front of me, and then slow down.

1/14/2009 10:02:38 AM

YESSSSS

1/14/2009 10:03:21 AM

when i leave work and unplug the ipod, throw the hold button on and dont look

and it didnt actually pause when the plug was taken out like it's supposed to and played all afternoon and night long, and now i dont know if it'll make it through today

GAH

1/14/2009 10:04:03 AM

1. Collar stays
2. Jason Mraz
3. When I put on my jacket and the sleeves of my shirt get pulled into the jacket instead of staying in place.

1/14/2009 10:05:12 AM

1) Those peckerheads in the equipment room at carmichael
2) "People who pass me, get in front of me, and then slow down."
3) People who speed up while I'm passing them.
4) People who do #3 while hogging the left lane.

1/14/2009 10:09:50 AM

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"4)people who shit on hockey."

agreed

1/14/2009 10:20:16 AM

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"3. When I put on my jacket and the sleeves of my shirt get pulled into the jacket instead of staying in place."

I hate that too!!

When all the contents of spaghetti in a box fall out the bottom.
Floaties. I hate them. I hate cleaning through the floaties while doing dishes and I hate floaties in what I am drinking. GROSS!
When my socks get wet when it is raining outside.
When a scatch forms and I have no idea how it got there.
People who smoke inside their cars with all the windows up. The smell of cigarettes on clothes is pretty nasty, too.
When people make excuses for their pet's stupidity wo correcting the animal. That goes for people's kids, too.
Cowards and fucktards.
When Maya throws her big head around and burst me in the face with said dome.
When my nose feels like there are a ton of boogers in there but there aren't.
When my sister calls for money.
When people are mad at me and don't tell me why. They just let the big elephant forever stay in the room.
When people complain about failing a class when they do nothing but party and never study.

1/14/2009 10:27:24 AM

Annoying waitresses and slow computers are about the worst.

1/14/2009 10:28:15 AM

wtf are floaties?

1/14/2009 10:30:32 AM

prolly residual food peices that dont get cleaned off and get saturated then dry to plates and cups in dishwashers that aren't workin' that great

1/14/2009 10:31:34 AM

Clearly it's food or other objects that float around in the dishwater, or even a glass of water. Not shit that's stuck.

[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 10:34 AM. Reason : \/ ICWYDT]

1/14/2009 10:32:30 AM

Girls that don't picture message me pics of their bare breasts.

1/14/2009 10:33:48 AM

^ agreed

1/14/2009 10:35:13 AM

1/14/2009 10:40:52 AM

back pain

1/14/2009 10:41:40 AM

friends

1/14/2009 10:45:19 AM

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"When my nose feels like there are a ton of boogers in there but there aren't. "

Ohh yeah and I blow and blow and nothing comes out... possible aneurysm

1. When my neighbors think that is considerate to blow their speakers at 11 at night with cRAP music ( and if its a parked car outside, it sounds absolutely shitty with your dumb hoopty POS tin can rattling)

2. When the dumb rednecks in my complex think its cool to ride by at 11 or later at night in their big trucks (who don't even know how to get it to sound right) and do burn outs in front of my apartment.

3. When people change lanes and don't even look to see that I am in the lane and then I see that its a retard on a cell phone.

4. When people mash on their breaks when the wind blows

5. When I go to sleep alone while the bf plays Call of Duty all night (when he could have done that during the day when I am NOT at home wanting his attention)

6. When my nose runs right along side me when I run (no matter how warm it is)

7. When Jinzo licks his paws at night making the loudest slurping noises (and its even worse when he licks his ass: sounds like he is just eating it out)

1/14/2009 10:53:07 AM

Quote :

"Ohh yeah and I blow and blow and nothing comes out"

1/14/2009 10:55:02 AM

1) People who don't use blinkers, or turn on their headlights in the rain
2) People who cruise along in the left lane and back up traffic
3) Slow drivers anywhere but the right lane
4) Shitheads turning left from Lake Wheeler onto 40E, who let the traffic turning right go first...asshole, they have a yield sign. The right of way belongs to you, but you gotta take it.
5) Overly friendly strangers. Look, you don't need to know how I am in order for me to help you, or for you to help me. Just do your damn job, and let me do mine.
6) People who think anything but heterosexual missionary is a plea for attention.
7) Retarded ass baptists...the kind who say that being cremated means you're going to hell, because you're being burned after death.
8) Parents who don't discipline their children.
9) Parents who don't care about their child's education.
10) Classmates who won't shut the fuck up, even after the teacher calls them out.
11) Teachers who think that not putting notes up online will make people come to class.
12) SECU's slowass posting of everything.


I get frustrated, irritated, and angry very easily

1/14/2009 10:57:31 AM

1) PEOPLE WHO MERGE IN FRONT OF YOU FOR NO REASON (THERE ARE LIKE 3 OTHER LANES AND NO TURNS ANYTIME SOON) AND GO SLOW AS BALLS

2) PEOPLE WHO MOVE INTO A TURN & STRAIGHT LANE AT A RED LIGHT WHEN THEY ARE NOT TURNING

3) PEOPLE WHO DRIVE SLOW AS SHIT ON WIDE OPEN STRAIGHT ROADS WHEN IT IS BARELY RAINING.

4) ditto on SECU being slow at everything and closing anytime they feel like it.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/14/2009 10:57:46 AM

When people put on the breaks bc a cop is around. SO LAME!

1/14/2009 10:59:49 AM

all the sexual tension between me and ddd

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/14/2009 11:01:09 AM

^^ agreed. and then proceed to go 10 miles/hr under the speed limit. Had it happen this morning and the guy almost stopped right in front of me.

[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 11:01 AM. Reason : ]

1/14/2009 11:01:16 AM

WAT!?!?!

1/14/2009 11:02:39 AM

Quote :

"WAT!?!?!"

1/14/2009 11:04:11 AM

gg, BB. got a few.

1/14/2009 11:04:51 AM

shhhhh

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/14/2009 11:05:08 AM

When DivaBaby19 teases me with her afrovag and won't let me get up in it

1/14/2009 11:06:32 AM

BB, this makes you 68% gay!!




Male - Female Ratio: 68% - 32%

1/14/2009 11:06:33 AM

(I know what ha-happened there btw)

I like saying WAT though.


I can't stand when my Sweden boo teases me and says he's gonna get all up in my afrovag and never does

1/14/2009 11:08:32 AM

i said it pisses me off.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/14/2009 11:08:41 AM

afrovag

lol

1/14/2009 11:09:02 AM

Quote :

"People who pass me, get in front of me, and then slow down."

some idiot did that this morning. i sped up to keep pace and made them miss the turn b/c they were so focused on getting past me. i made sure to roll the window down to point and laugh (i've never done that before). i was in the turn lane right before we were to turn and they had been riding my ass and right then decided to pass me to cut me off.

Quote :

"all the sexual tension between me and ddd I'm Big Business and i approved this message."

i'm not really sure who ddd is?

Quote :

"When DivaBaby19 teases me with her afrovag and won't let me get up in it "

wow, all you gots to do is ask. so i was like, 'yo, E, let me get up in dem guts' and you know what she said? 'sure'. true story!

[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 11:12 AM. Reason : g]

1/14/2009 11:10:36 AM

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEE STOOOOR-RAYYYYYYYYYYYY

1/14/2009 11:13:07 AM

haha...yeah...we all know what happened there...

1/14/2009 11:13:56 AM

you seduced him?

1/14/2009 11:15:54 AM

ttfn
long obnoxious email/forum signatures

Quote :

"2) "People who pass me, get in front of me, and then slow down.""

people that pass from the right
people that weave in and out of rush hour traffic - though i get very big kicks out of passing them later at a light.
clogged sinuses
huge pile of dishes in the sink day after day
using the dish rack (for some reason) and hand washing dishes despite a washer that's half full.
People who don't use blinkers, or turn on their headlights in the rain
evangelists
dating the same sheet of paper, twice, for no reason

1/14/2009 11:18:20 AM

People who aren't me tend to piss me off.

1/14/2009 11:19:49 AM

PEOPLE WHO PUT 15 EGG YOLKS A WEEK DOWN THE DRAIN :MAD:

1/14/2009 11:20:27 AM

^

1/14/2009 11:25:50 AM

set em up

1/14/2009 11:33:17 AM