the other night i was hanging out with a very attractive girl and while comparing musical tastes and telling her i was a fan of Neutral Milk Hotel, she responds, "oh my god me too! i saw them a few years ago, it was amazing!"

deal = broken

1/18/2009 4:58:13 PM

don't be a faggot

1/18/2009 4:59:18 PM

me = don't understand

1/18/2009 4:59:31 PM

1/18/2009 5:00:13 PM

i never said i didnt fuck her

but any shot at anything long term was gone

1/18/2009 5:00:19 PM

me = don't understand

1/18/2009 5:00:24 PM

maybe the fact that they haven't performed in a while (longer than a few years ago)

1/18/2009 5:01:01 PM

me = doesn't understand

unless you assume she was lying

Quote :

"Years active 1993–1998"

1/18/2009 5:01:11 PM

me = don't understand

1/18/2009 5:01:16 PM

they stopped performing 10 years ago so she was obviously lying

1/18/2009 5:01:47 PM

Maybe she was a c0ug and 'a few years ago' could pass for 10 years in her mind

1/18/2009 5:02:25 PM

was it the fact that she was unknowledgeable about neutral milk hotel or that she lied about seeing them?

1/18/2009 5:02:53 PM

wait, i figured it out. you are one of those people that only like music that no one else likes. her liking the group made the group a "sell out" and made you mad at her because now you can't like that group anymore.

1/18/2009 5:02:55 PM

^^ lied about seeing them

i'm sure she said it because she wanted me to think she was awesome

[Edited on January 18, 2009 at 5:04 PM. Reason : yep]

1/18/2009 5:03:34 PM

time flies, a few years ago probably meant 10-15 years ago

1/18/2009 5:03:42 PM

maybe you are just shocked someone likes the same shitty music you do

take the time to think it out

1/18/2009 5:03:50 PM

yeah i just realized that something that i thought was a few years ago was actually 6 years ago.

i can only imagine what its like most of you old fuckers on here.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/18/2009 5:04:02 PM

i find it situations like this it becomes a challenge to see what off the wall names ou can get away with before she busts you for making shit up

1/18/2009 5:04:35 PM

maybe she got them confused with broken social scene

1/18/2009 5:05:04 PM

^^ yeah i've done that MANY times, thats one of the few perks of being into obscure music.


on the other hand, if someone mentions something i've never heard of then they go on and on trying to convince me that i know what it is, i just start saying yes to things i've never heard of.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

[Edited on January 18, 2009 at 5:06 PM. Reason : on the other hand...]

1/18/2009 5:05:32 PM

^^ nah, they came up too

but i believe her on that one because she's a big Do Make Say Think fan and she was at the show in asheville when they opened for them





[Edited on January 18, 2009 at 5:09 PM. Reason : CAPITALIZTION, DOES IT HELP?]

1/18/2009 5:06:33 PM

i'm in my mid 20s and i'd consider something in 1998 a "few years ago" depending on the circumstances.

1/18/2009 5:07:01 PM

she's also 2 years younger than me so there is no way she was going to neutral milk hotel shows as a 10 year old

1/18/2009 5:08:03 PM

Quote :

"she's a big do make say think fan "

W

T

F

Maybe her dad has just as a shitty taste in music as you do and that's where she got it from

[Edited on January 18, 2009 at 5:08 PM. Reason : kj]

Something about this picture doesn't tell me that it would be too hardcore for a 10 year old.



[Edited on January 18, 2009 at 5:09 PM. Reason : lol]

1/18/2009 5:08:08 PM

lulz @ your taste in muzak

1/18/2009 5:20:46 PM

You're a faggot if this is a deal breaker

1/18/2009 5:21:51 PM

you're a faggot if you didn't see my second post in the thread

1/18/2009 5:22:32 PM

i'm just here to tell you that if you don't like it when people make shit up, you surely have a taste for men. faggot.

1/18/2009 5:24:23 PM

sometimes when you ask if she has tossed anyone's salad, you dont want the truth

1/18/2009 5:25:37 PM

busted

1/18/2009 5:25:54 PM

I saw your second post . You're still a faggot.

1/18/2009 5:27:24 PM

bump for the night crew

1/18/2009 10:06:25 PM

yellow cheese teeth

1/18/2009 10:06:48 PM

no boobs

1/18/2009 10:12:23 PM

i think youre gay that you make music such an important factor in your relationships

i think youre gay

1/18/2009 10:13:45 PM

^^

[Edited on January 18, 2009 at 10:14 PM. Reason : sdfsdf]

1/18/2009 10:14:00 PM

1/18/2009 10:21:56 PM

I use the phrase "deal breaker" irl. True Story.

1/18/2009 10:25:54 PM

YOU FUCKING KIDS


NMH IS AWFUL


I'D DROP A GIRL IN A HEARTBEAT IF SHE WERE A FAN OF THEIRS

1/18/2009 10:36:57 PM

this thread delivers

1/18/2009 10:46:02 PM

Quote :

"no boobs"

funny thing

biggest boobs i have ever been with

1/18/2009 10:50:53 PM

fat dudes have big tits, what can I say?

1/18/2009 10:55:45 PM

HI-larious

1/18/2009 11:15:05 PM

Quote :

"any shot at anything long term was gone"

Really?...really? No....really?
So when you're in your 40s and almost know one will marry you, you'll run into this girl and she'll be looking good, have a great job and family, and you'll be like, "AT LEAST I DON'T LIKE NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL!"

1/19/2009 6:44:07 AM

no no no no.

he'll be like "at least i didn't lie about seeing neutral milk hotel 'a few years ago'"

1/19/2009 10:02:25 AM

Okay she probably didn't see them because most people who are into them havent' ever seen them.

but why not just lie to yourself and pretend that she did. thats what i do and it makes my relationships work really well

1/19/2009 10:10:38 AM

are you married?

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 10:16 AM. Reason : i feel like this is how people get tricked into marriage]

1/19/2009 10:16:16 AM

Quote :

"i feel like this is how people get tricked into marriage"

hahaha

1/19/2009 10:25:59 AM

who gives a fuck if she has or hasn't seen them. She was trying to impress you. Most girls would have probably called you, or the band name, gay.




ibtvinylbandit

1/19/2009 10:31:07 AM

set em up

1/19/2009 10:32:06 AM